05-26-2009, 06:19 AM | #16 |
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Mephistopheles. . .
It wasn't until Mephistopheles had been laying there, with his legs in the air, smelling the carpet for 5 hours when he began to realise that he had failed to dress himself correctly, again. . .
(I do so love this)
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05-26-2009, 07:43 AM | #18 |
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when lokelake was told that nonviolence was a stupid idea, he hit the speaker in the face. He then realised that they were right
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05-26-2009, 08:25 AM | #19 |
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Jslave has the bunny-thing going on because of a striking similarity in penis shape, and size. And i'm not talking, relatively.
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05-26-2009, 08:39 AM | #21 |
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Turns out the adage "It is better to be pissed off, as to be pissed on"?
Not true in Lole's case. He's a closet watersports fan.
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05-27-2009, 03:45 AM | #24 |
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It wasn't until the road-runner ran past shouting meep-meep that Coyote realised that his attempt at bondage had failed.
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05-28-2009, 08:24 AM | #25 |
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Jslave's house smells really bad, becuase he never uses the toilet so all the crap and pee is left on the furniture, floor, and rugs.
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05-29-2009, 10:28 AM | #26 |
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lokelake is actually a genetically modified potato. He began to notice when he went to a party and got 'mashed'
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05-29-2009, 11:58 AM | #27 |
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Jslave's picture is a drawn, but one hundred percent accurate rendition of him... 30 years and 200 pounds ago.
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05-30-2009, 12:35 PM | #28 |
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Anjelen is really an escape asylum convict; his dementia is that he believes that everything and everyone in the world are figments of his imagination.
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05-30-2009, 06:52 PM | #29 |
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interesting is actually rather dull.
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05-31-2009, 04:13 AM | #30 |
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officelover actually got fired years ago, he just won"t admit it
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