The corrupted wish game. - Page 174

Runesmith · 09-02-2016, 09:41 PM

Granted. Just remember to call the movers every morning because the back pack is really... I mean, really... big.

I wish I had a private jet that I could pilot myself.

iSpuds · 09-02-2016, 10:11 PM

You take your sleek new jet to the skies, the controls are easy as pie to handle, but you are abruptly intercepted and requested to land by air patrol, who haul you off to jail for illegally piloting a private aircraft. If only you'd also wished for a pilot's license!

I wish I had a sweet, fast gaming laptop.

Runesmith · 09-02-2016, 10:21 PM

Granted. The latest SugarWare Ultra Max 9000 appears before your eyes. It's made entirely of icing. Get to it before the ants come.

I wish I had a pilots license.

little pet · 09-02-2016, 11:33 PM

Granted, but you're only getting a Lego licence, meaning you'll have to build your own plane. Think of all the fun stuff you could do

I wish my owner didn't think putting me in a cage would help protect me from mosquitos (unless they're ginormous

)

Runesmith · 09-03-2016, 12:25 AM

Granted. Now he doesn't think the cage protects you from mosquitoes. Now he thinks it protects you from bears. Have fun in the forest.

I wish Microsoft would get serious about Windows 10 mobile.

sir stefan · 09-03-2016, 01:09 AM

Granted, they get serious the day after you did throw your phone out of the window and settled for a nice moto G3 (best phone that does not waiste you money)

I wish wine would not cause headaches

little pet · 09-03-2016, 01:26 AM

Granted, now it causes terrible itching everywhere, all day.

I wish my hands were bigger, so I could reach a whole octave on the piano.

Runesmith · 09-03-2016, 01:29 AM

Granted. However, the EU commission on culture passes a decree outlawing octaves and mandating dectaves instead (which are more metrically pleasing). Your big hands cover 8 keys, but not 10.

I wish I had a Hololens.

sir stefan · 09-03-2016, 01:52 AM

Granted, but hololens 2 gets launched and all sw for the hololens 1 stops functioning

I wish i did not buy a 1kg pack of the coffee that appears to be bad tasting

little pet · 09-03-2016, 01:55 AM

Granted, but all you'll see through it, is the Star Trek voyager doctor asking "please state the nature of your medical emergency" over and over again.

I wish pant legs weren't always too long for me.

little pet · 09-03-2016, 01:57 AM

Damn, and I had such a clever answer :-(

Alright:
Granted, the bag turns about to be a 100 kg pack, that will last you a life time.

I'll just repeat; I wish pant legs weren't always too long for me!

sir stefan · 09-03-2016, 02:05 AM

Granted, only hotpants from now. You can be proud to show your bruises to the world.

I wish my next cup of coffee would get to me without me leaving my chair

little pet · 09-03-2016, 02:12 AM

Granted, it will be Brought to you by your friend, the female sumo wrestler. But she'll want to sit on your lap while you're drinking it.

I wish the supermarket would be empty while i'm shopping there

sir stefan · 09-03-2016, 02:20 AM

Granted, it will be empty. No crowd, no people, no food

I wish i could use only one dot

little pet · 09-03-2016, 02:26 AM

Granted. From now on you can, but the price is an orgasm for your pet, everyone you use one.

I wish i was stronger, physically

09-02-2016, 09:41 PM	#2596
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Granted. Just remember to call the movers every morning because the back pack is really... I mean, really... big. I wish I had a private jet that I could pilot myself. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

09-02-2016, 10:11 PM	#2597
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	You take your sleek new jet to the skies, the controls are easy as pie to handle, but you are abruptly intercepted and requested to land by air patrol, who haul you off to jail for illegally piloting a private aircraft. If only you'd also wished for a pilot's license! I wish I had a sweet, fast gaming laptop. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

09-02-2016, 10:21 PM	#2598
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Granted. The latest SugarWare Ultra Max 9000 appears before your eyes. It's made entirely of icing. Get to it before the ants come. I wish I had a pilots license. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

09-02-2016, 11:33 PM	#2599
little pet getDare Succubus Join Date: May 2016 Location: Under Sir's thumb Posts: 1,572 Blog Entries: 85	Granted, but you're only getting a Lego licence, meaning you'll have to build your own plane. Think of all the fun stuff you could do I wish my owner didn't think putting me in a cage would help protect me from mosquitos (unless they're ginormous ) __________________ Female, 35, bi pet happily owned by Sir Sam My DIY thread My stories My Art My Blog Toys I own Likes: Humiliation, gags, anal, clamps, hidden public, spanking, cornertime, bondage, pet play, denial, messy. Dislikes: Pacifier, nettles, crotchropes, toothpaste, atm, pee control, line writing, tack bra and panties, ice cubes. Limits: scat, pictures/video, family, public

09-03-2016, 12:25 AM	#2600
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Granted. Now he doesn't think the cage protects you from mosquitoes. Now he thinks it protects you from bears. Have fun in the forest. I wish Microsoft would get serious about Windows 10 mobile. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

09-03-2016, 01:09 AM	#2601
sir stefan Account Banned Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Germany (gmt+1) Posts: 1,216 Blog Entries: 24	Granted, they get serious the day after you did throw your phone out of the window and settled for a nice moto G3 (best phone that does not waiste you money) I wish wine would not cause headaches

09-03-2016, 01:26 AM	#2602
little pet getDare Succubus Join Date: May 2016 Location: Under Sir's thumb Posts: 1,572 Blog Entries: 85	Granted, now it causes terrible itching everywhere, all day. I wish my hands were bigger, so I could reach a whole octave on the piano. __________________ Female, 35, bi pet happily owned by Sir Sam My DIY thread My stories My Art My Blog Toys I own Likes: Humiliation, gags, anal, clamps, hidden public, spanking, cornertime, bondage, pet play, denial, messy. Dislikes: Pacifier, nettles, crotchropes, toothpaste, atm, pee control, line writing, tack bra and panties, ice cubes. Limits: scat, pictures/video, family, public

09-03-2016, 01:29 AM	#2603
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Granted. However, the EU commission on culture passes a decree outlawing octaves and mandating dectaves instead (which are more metrically pleasing). Your big hands cover 8 keys, but not 10. I wish I had a Hololens. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

09-03-2016, 01:52 AM	#2604
sir stefan Account Banned Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Germany (gmt+1) Posts: 1,216 Blog Entries: 24	Granted, but hololens 2 gets launched and all sw for the hololens 1 stops functioning I wish i did not buy a 1kg pack of the coffee that appears to be bad tasting

09-03-2016, 01:55 AM	#2605
little pet getDare Succubus Join Date: May 2016 Location: Under Sir's thumb Posts: 1,572 Blog Entries: 85	Granted, but all you'll see through it, is the Star Trek voyager doctor asking "please state the nature of your medical emergency" over and over again. I wish pant legs weren't always too long for me. __________________ Female, 35, bi pet happily owned by Sir Sam My DIY thread My stories My Art My Blog Toys I own Likes: Humiliation, gags, anal, clamps, hidden public, spanking, cornertime, bondage, pet play, denial, messy. Dislikes: Pacifier, nettles, crotchropes, toothpaste, atm, pee control, line writing, tack bra and panties, ice cubes. Limits: scat, pictures/video, family, public

09-03-2016, 01:57 AM	#2606
little pet getDare Succubus Join Date: May 2016 Location: Under Sir's thumb Posts: 1,572 Blog Entries: 85	Damn, and I had such a clever answer :-( Alright: Granted, the bag turns about to be a 100 kg pack, that will last you a life time. I'll just repeat; I wish pant legs weren't always too long for me! __________________ Female, 35, bi pet happily owned by Sir Sam My DIY thread My stories My Art My Blog Toys I own Likes: Humiliation, gags, anal, clamps, hidden public, spanking, cornertime, bondage, pet play, denial, messy. Dislikes: Pacifier, nettles, crotchropes, toothpaste, atm, pee control, line writing, tack bra and panties, ice cubes. Limits: scat, pictures/video, family, public

09-03-2016, 02:05 AM	#2607
sir stefan Account Banned Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Germany (gmt+1) Posts: 1,216 Blog Entries: 24	Granted, only hotpants from now. You can be proud to show your bruises to the world. I wish my next cup of coffee would get to me without me leaving my chair

09-03-2016, 02:12 AM	#2608
little pet getDare Succubus Join Date: May 2016 Location: Under Sir's thumb Posts: 1,572 Blog Entries: 85	Granted, it will be Brought to you by your friend, the female sumo wrestler. But she'll want to sit on your lap while you're drinking it. I wish the supermarket would be empty while i'm shopping there __________________ Female, 35, bi pet happily owned by Sir Sam My DIY thread My stories My Art My Blog Toys I own Likes: Humiliation, gags, anal, clamps, hidden public, spanking, cornertime, bondage, pet play, denial, messy. Dislikes: Pacifier, nettles, crotchropes, toothpaste, atm, pee control, line writing, tack bra and panties, ice cubes. Limits: scat, pictures/video, family, public

09-03-2016, 02:20 AM	#2609
sir stefan Account Banned Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Germany (gmt+1) Posts: 1,216 Blog Entries: 24	Granted, it will be empty. No crowd, no people, no food I wish i could use only one dot

09-03-2016, 02:26 AM	#2610
little pet getDare Succubus Join Date: May 2016 Location: Under Sir's thumb Posts: 1,572 Blog Entries: 85	Granted. From now on you can, but the price is an orgasm for your pet, everyone you use one. I wish i was stronger, physically __________________ Female, 35, bi pet happily owned by Sir Sam My DIY thread My stories My Art My Blog Toys I own Likes: Humiliation, gags, anal, clamps, hidden public, spanking, cornertime, bondage, pet play, denial, messy. Dislikes: Pacifier, nettles, crotchropes, toothpaste, atm, pee control, line writing, tack bra and panties, ice cubes. Limits: scat, pictures/video, family, public