06-09-2016, 01:04 PM | #2506 |
Enigma
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Denmark.
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They do themselves. They then proceed to take over the world after all the tableware in the world simultaneously gain sentience and the ability to move regardless of being inanimate objects.
I wish I could teleport to another country for a vacation. Travel time sucks.
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06-09-2016, 01:16 PM | #2507 |
Stranger with candy
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Granted. But a fly gets in to the teleporter at the same time. Now you have an irresistible craving for sugar, and stiff black hairs are sprouting on your arms.
I wish I didn't have to wake up at 3am tomorrow morning to catch a flight.
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
06-09-2016, 01:28 PM | #2508 |
Truth or Dare Zealot
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Granted, your flight is cancelled and there are no other flights to that loactaion for a week so now you can't catch any flight to where you need to be.
It wishes hot sauce didn't exist.
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06-09-2016, 02:56 PM | #2509 |
getDare Succubus
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Granted, instead of hot sauce, you now get ultra-spicy red peppers on every dish you order.
I wish I knew when to keep my mouth shut...
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06-09-2016, 04:08 PM | #2510 |
Truth or Dare Zealot
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Granted but you still open your mouth when you shouldn't anyway and never when it is a good time to open your mouth.
It wishes it was more patient.
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M/Novisexual/24/sub Do have female parts. 30/1,603 edges+ 2 more days of denial after edges Make My Denial Harder Denial Diary 6,000th post tasks and reports Likes + Limits Stuff I Can Use for Dares BDSM Test Results PM DARES Stories & Poems Spelling or Grammar Mistake: Let Me Know Help Break My Cursing Habit Live with people and do not own toys. Keep in mind when daring me please. Not your bitch and calling me names or trying to Dom me is probitted. Violators will be declared as idiots. Last edited by LitDarkness; 06-10-2016 at 06:12 AM. |
06-10-2016, 10:57 AM | #2511 |
Stranger with candy
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Granted. Now its patience lasts 2.37 milliseconds longer.
I wish I didn't have to fly off again next week.
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
06-10-2016, 11:29 AM | #2512 |
Truth or Dare Zealot
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Granted, you have to fly off again tomorrow.
It wishes people would stop eating all the left overs. (Especially the ones that it saves for it.)
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M/Novisexual/24/sub Do have female parts. 30/1,603 edges+ 2 more days of denial after edges Make My Denial Harder Denial Diary 6,000th post tasks and reports Likes + Limits Stuff I Can Use for Dares BDSM Test Results PM DARES Stories & Poems Spelling or Grammar Mistake: Let Me Know Help Break My Cursing Habit Live with people and do not own toys. Keep in mind when daring me please. Not your bitch and calling me names or trying to Dom me is probitted. Violators will be declared as idiots. |
06-11-2016, 12:24 AM | #2513 |
Stranger with candy
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Granted. They eat everything in one sitting, so there are no left overs. Problem solved.
I wish it would stop raining over here.
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
06-11-2016, 04:21 AM | #2514 |
Truth or Dare Zealot
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Granted, it is now hailing.
It wishes people were less noisy.
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M/Novisexual/24/sub Do have female parts. 30/1,603 edges+ 2 more days of denial after edges Make My Denial Harder Denial Diary 6,000th post tasks and reports Likes + Limits Stuff I Can Use for Dares BDSM Test Results PM DARES Stories & Poems Spelling or Grammar Mistake: Let Me Know Help Break My Cursing Habit Live with people and do not own toys. Keep in mind when daring me please. Not your bitch and calling me names or trying to Dom me is probitted. Violators will be declared as idiots. |
06-11-2016, 10:44 PM | #2516 |
The toe sucking anal slut
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Granted, you are now a baby.
I wish I could care for and worship a beautiful women's beautiful feet for the rest of my life.
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06-11-2016, 10:49 PM | #2517 |
Stranger with candy
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Granted. Make the best of the 30 seconds your life will last (because she happens to be crossing the road in heavy traffic right now).
I wish these slugs would stop munching on the things I plant.
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
06-11-2016, 11:08 PM | #2518 |
getDare Succubus
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Granted, they'll now start munching on you. They'll crawl up your legs while you sleep. ...higher and higher. No telling where they will go next...have you read Roald Dahl's story "Slugs"?
I wish my ass would stop hurting already.
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Female, 35, bi pet happily owned by Sir Sam My DIY thread My stories My Art My Blog Toys I own Likes: Humiliation, gags, anal, clamps, hidden public, spanking, cornertime, bondage, pet play, denial, messy. Dislikes: Pacifier, nettles, crotchropes, toothpaste, atm, pee control, line writing, tack bra and panties, ice cubes. Limits: scat, pictures/video, family, public |
06-11-2016, 11:39 PM | #2519 |
Stranger with candy
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Granted. It stops hurting, but now it starts itching like hell. The itching only goes away when your ass it hurting.
I wish it stops raining so I could ride my bike.
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
06-12-2016, 03:36 AM | #2520 |
Truth or Dare Zealot
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Granted it stops raining but your bike gets stolen.
It wishes it didn't get horny from pain yesterday.
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M/Novisexual/24/sub Do have female parts. 30/1,603 edges+ 2 more days of denial after edges Make My Denial Harder Denial Diary 6,000th post tasks and reports Likes + Limits Stuff I Can Use for Dares BDSM Test Results PM DARES Stories & Poems Spelling or Grammar Mistake: Let Me Know Help Break My Cursing Habit Live with people and do not own toys. Keep in mind when daring me please. Not your bitch and calling me names or trying to Dom me is probitted. Violators will be declared as idiots. |
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