[27F] Add thread - Make me regret posting this!

[yezsir]

Also it’s probably already been said, but the second most commented on thread of all time for the category is incredible!!!!!

[luzifell]

while Im a bit sad that I wasnt there for the finish sprint.. Im happy for you and Im sure you will remember this fondly for MANY months to come
Now all we need is for Noone to open his thread.. after all I wouldnt want the attention to wander the wrong direction...

[Naughtyslave1307]

Originally Posted by luzifell

while Im a bit sad that I wasnt there for the finish sprint.. Im happy for you and Im sure you will remember this fondly for MANY months to come
Now all we need is for Noone to open his thread.. after all I wouldnt want the attention to wander the wrong direction...

I’m sad I wasn’t active on the site when theirs was open, would be nice to return the favor, hopefully we will get a chance again soon

[Noone1]

Originally Posted by Naughtyslave1307

I’m sad I wasn’t active on the site when theirs was open, would be nice to return the favor, hopefully we will get a chance again soon

Originally Posted by luzifell

while Im a bit sad that I wasnt there for the finish sprint.. Im happy for you and Im sure you will remember this fondly for MANY months to come
Now all we need is for Noone to open his thread.. after all I wouldnt want the attention to wander the wrong direction...

I'm getting a little scared and my thread isn't even up yet! I have most of a draft post ready now though!

Edit: It's up now and I'm already scared just posting it!

[Hwrd]

Tracking through Post 4,185:
Task Totals
4,270 hard swats on each cheek with a wooden spoon
1,800 minutes with tight clover clamps on nipples
6,020 hard tugs on clover clamps for 5 seconds each
970 minutes with a pair of worn panties in my mouth
410 minutes with hands, arms, thighs and ankles tightly bound
1,075 swirlies
60 minutes in an atomic wedgie
6,355 minutes in a hanging wedgie
9,845 squeaky clean wedgies
1,680 seconds deeply inhaling into a pair of worn gym socks

Goal Totals
Good Morning: 1,203 (1,000 swats per cheek every morning for 8 months)
Good Night: 208 (40 swirlies every night before bed for 6 months)
Up High: 1,514 (180 minute hanging wedgie every day for 10 months)
Smelling Roses: 5


Updated totals!
Not done yet, still have about 30 pages to count. Sorry everyone, I planned to start on my tasks tomorrow, but it looks like I'll need to take a little more time to count. I'll try to hurry it up!

Seriously though, these totals are insane. Almost 10,000 squeaky cleans and I'm not even done counting.

[Noone1]

Originally Posted by Hwrd

Tracking through Post 4,185:
Task Totals
4,270 hard swats on each cheek with a wooden spoon
1,800 minutes with tight clover clamps on nipples
6,020 hard tugs on clover clamps for 5 seconds each
970 minutes with a pair of worn panties in my mouth
410 minutes with hands, arms, thighs and ankles tightly bound
1,075 swirlies
60 minutes in an atomic wedgie
6,355 minutes in a hanging wedgie
9,845 squeaky clean wedgies
1,680 seconds deeply inhaling into a pair of worn gym socks

Goal Totals
Good Morning: 1,203 (1,000 swats per cheek every morning for 6 months)
Good Night: 208 (20 swirlies every night before bed for 6 months)
Up High: 1,514 (180 minute hanging wedgie every day for 10 months)
Smelling Roses: 5


Updated totals!
Not done yet, still have about 30 pages to count. Sorry everyone, I planned to start on my tasks tomorrow, but it looks like I'll need to take a little more time to count. I'll try to hurry it up!

Seriously though, these totals are insane. Almost 10,000 squeaky cleans and I'm not even done counting.

Thanks for the update! Shouldn’t Good Morning be for 8 months now?

Though hopefully it might be even longer once you’re down counting!

Edit: I've updated the blog post, figure that's a good idea since it's linked in the main post.

[Hwrd]

Originally Posted by Noone1

Thanks for the update! Shouldn’t Good Morning be for 8 months now?

Though hopefully it might be even longer once you’re down counting!

Oops! Good catch! I'm sleepy lol

Edit: oh shit, that's bad for me. I'm really tired, things are taking a minute to sink in lol

[Noone1]

Blog post updated!

Glad that how much you'll be tortured is sinking in, but maybe get some rest for the night!

[Hwrd]

Originally Posted by Noone1

Blog post updated!

Glad that how much you'll be tortured is sinking in, but maybe get some rest for the night!

I will once I finish your payment! Working on it...!

[Hwrd]

Good night has reached it's next goal! I will be getting 40 swirlies every night before bed for 6 months!

[Hwrd]

Final Totals
Task Totals
4,300 hard swats on each cheek with a wooden spoon
1,830 minutes with tight clover clamps on nipples
6,165 hard tugs on clover clamps for 5 seconds each
995 minutes with a pair of worn panties in my mouth
470 minutes with hands, arms, thighs and ankles tightly bound
1,110 swirlies
60 minutes in an atomic wedgie
7,690 minutes in a hanging wedgie
11,100 squeaky clean wedgies
1,690 seconds deeply inhaling into a pair of worn gym socks

Goal Totals
Good Morning: 1,301 (1,300 swats per cheek every morning for 8 months)
Good Night: 214 (40 swirlies every night before bed for 6 months)
Up High: 1,715 (180 minute hanging wedgie every day for 12 months)
Smelling Roses: 5

Done counting! Yay!

Some quick highlights:
Over 11,000 squeaky cleans...
7,690 minutes in a hanging wedgie... that's 128 hours!!
Good morning surpassed the goals I had set, so I adjusted it the same way I did up high...
Up high met another goal... 3 hours in a hanging wedgie every day for 12 months

Holy shit. I did expect this when I made this thread lmao.

I'm going to start on the tasks today at 5:00 pm and will give myself exactly 4 weeks to complete them. That means all tasks will be completed by December 11th at 5:00 pm EST.

I will begin the goal tasks (daily hanging wedgies, spankings, swirlies) on December 5th.

Thank you so much everyone! I will provide periodic reports as I complete these!

EDIT: actually, after thinking about this for a few seconds, I think I might need to give myself a month. Gonna edit that.

[Noone1]

Thanks for the update! Glad you got through all that counting! I know that’s not an easy task.

I kept saying you would probably want longer/about a month to complete tasks! You didn’t believe me then lol. Maybe I should change my thread to that as well, now that I mention it.

Good luck! Can’t wait for updates!

Also, so proud of my contributions to your suffering!

[Hwrd]

Originally Posted by Noone1

Thanks for the update! Glad you got through all that counting! I know that’s not an easy task.

I kept saying you would probably want longer/about a month to complete tasks! You didn’t believe me then lol. Maybe I should change my thread to that as well, now that I mention it.

Good luck! Can’t wait for updates!

Also, so proud of my contributions to your suffering!

I'm going to suffer so much lmao

I didn't believe I would need a month but after calculating how much time I would need each day per task... omg I need a month

1 hour until I start on tasks!

[Hwrd]

Task Totals
4,300 hard swats on each cheek with a wooden spoon
120/1,830 minutes with tight clover clamps on nipples
6,165 hard tugs on clover clamps for 5 seconds each
995 minutes with a pair of worn panties in my mouth
470 minutes with hands, arms, thighs and ankles tightly bound
1,110 swirlies
60 minutes in an atomic wedgie
120/7,690 minutes in a hanging wedgie
11,100 squeaky clean wedgies
1,690 seconds deeply inhaling into a pair of worn gym socks

I started today at 5 pm EST and so far have completed 2 hours in a hanging wedgie and 2 hours with clover clamps on my nipples.

The 2 hour hanging wedgie was... you guessed it... excruciating lol. I was trying to count seconds in my head, if that tells you how desperate I was for it to end. My crack is still sore from this. Definitely have to do more hanging wedgie hours tomorrow.

After a short break, I put on my clover clamps for 2 hours. I took them off and massaged my nipples every 5 to 7 minutes so I don't like pop a tit or something. This was agonizing. The whole time. There was not a second that it was not truly agonizing. My nipples are very sensitive now and I'm very very aware of them as they rub against my shirt. I have to do more of this tomorrow (obviously lol) and I'm sure they will still be sore then too. Pretty sure they're going to be sore constantly for the next month.

Thanks for tuning in~~

[Noone1]

Yay first update!!! Thank you!!!

Now just look at how much time left you have for both the things you worked on today! And everything else!!!!