dare for non-single people - Page 2

love.ya.all.night · 08-14-2007, 08:19 PM

Bi means liking both genders, Silly. I think you mean gay, and even that isn't it, at least I don't think.

doomed_soul89 · 08-14-2007, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by love.ya.all.night

Bi means liking both genders, Silly. I think you mean gay, and even that isn't it, at least I don't think.

he wouldn't be fucking you in the first place if he was gay but if he was bi he wouldn't be that into you as a straight guy what i meant was was he a bi that favored guys or something like htat

love.ya.all.night · 08-14-2007, 09:23 PM

Well, when your bi you can go to one or another but there are a lot like like both equally. He could have gotten into bed with her being gay and just saying can't do that. w.e this is a borring fight.

xatm092 · 08-17-2007, 04:26 PM

There was a thread in a different forum called "The funny orgasm exclamation thread". The board is down right now, but I will give you a sample of the funny stuff in there later.

One of the most famous ones is "I HAVE AIDS!"

7894529 · 08-18-2007, 09:18 AM

play "i dont wanna stop" by ozzy and recite scarface "say hello to my little friend"

timmy · 08-19-2007, 08:13 AM

omg lol the " i have aids" one is sooo cruel! lol

hahaha

ava_squad · 08-22-2007, 11:05 PM

lol. i bet your partner would be shocked as hell when he/she hears you have aids. hahahaha!

signet · 08-30-2007, 02:11 PM

Or you could repeatedly yell "I love you Nana!" as you are cumming.

When questioned about it afterwards, just say "I just love my Nana" but refuse to elaborate any further and quickly change the subject.

evil, huh?

lucky · 08-30-2007, 02:17 PM

I still wonder what a girl would think if, lets say, when arguing a boy, he would yell at her: "I havent had an orgasm for a long time. I've just faked them!". Put it into the dare list and please reply with her answer. Her reaction would be really fun! I'd post somewhere on a specific forum this question and tell you the users conclusion

sexyman1983 · 10-19-2007, 07:52 PM

One of these days, someone's gonna die laughing, just reading this thread. I should know... I could barely breath, as I was laughing... so hard, I just can't stop laughing.

I should try this whenever I have phone sex with my girlfriend, though. (she lives in Michigan, and I live in West Virginia) The minute I reach ejaculation, I'm gonna shout "He's dead, Jim!"

Why stop there, if I can also shout "Chewie, get us out of here!" I can't wait to hear the confused sound of her voice that I love so much, when I hear "WHAT?!"

There should be a dare, as to who can keep a straight face, just reading this.

tieddowncold · 10-20-2007, 01:55 AM

Baha, so my last boyfriend...the first time we had sex I shouted out "Are you sure you're 8?"

He hella slapped me.
And started going wayyyyy harder.
I was like, sorry.

Purpose of this post:
WARNING!
If you plan on saying something:
MAKE SURE (ESPECIALLY GAY GUYS like myself)
THAT YOU ARENT ON THE BOTTOM WHEN YOU SAY THIS
OTHERWISE YOU ARE IN FOR TROUBLE

sexyman1983 · 10-21-2007, 04:17 PM

I did the phone sex with my girlfriend the other night. When I reached orgasm, I said. "Warning, my contain nut products." I laughed my ass off when she said "WHAT?!"

08-14-2007, 08:19 PM	#16
love.ya.all.night Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: waiting in your bed Posts: 97	Bi means liking both genders, Silly. I think you mean gay, and even that isn't it, at least I don't think. __________________ TRUTH: How innocent do you really think I am? If you wanna know pm me

08-14-2007, 09:23 PM	#18
love.ya.all.night Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: waiting in your bed Posts: 97	Well, when your bi you can go to one or another but there are a lot like like both equally. He could have gotten into bed with her being gay and just saying can't do that. w.e this is a borring fight. __________________ TRUTH: How innocent do you really think I am? If you wanna know pm me

08-17-2007, 04:26 PM	#19
xatm092 Account Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: England Posts: 133	There was a thread in a different forum called "The funny orgasm exclamation thread". The board is down right now, but I will give you a sample of the funny stuff in there later. One of the most famous ones is "I HAVE AIDS!" __________________ See that ladies? I've got 4 stars.

08-18-2007, 09:18 AM	#20
7894529 Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 64	play "i dont wanna stop" by ozzy and recite scarface "say hello to my little friend" __________________ Adam email: [email protected] everyone send me emails

08-30-2007, 02:17 PM	#24
lucky Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 558	I still wonder what a girl would think if, lets say, when arguing a boy, he would yell at her: "I havent had an orgasm for a long time. I've just faked them!". Put it into the dare list and please reply with her answer. Her reaction would be really fun! I'd post somewhere on a specific forum this question and tell you the users conclusion __________________ Limits: public, family, time consuming and cbt. I am currently blackmailed and I am not sure about my limits...

08-19-2007, 08:13 AM	#21
timmy Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 229	omg lol the " i have aids" one is sooo cruel! lol hahaha

08-22-2007, 11:05 PM	#22
ava_squad Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 8	lol. i bet your partner would be shocked as hell when he/she hears you have aids. hahahaha!

08-30-2007, 02:11 PM	#23
signet Baby Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1	Or you could repeatedly yell "I love you Nana!" as you are cumming. When questioned about it afterwards, just say "I just love my Nana" but refuse to elaborate any further and quickly change the subject. evil, huh?

10-19-2007, 07:52 PM	#25
sexyman1983 Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: South Charleston, WV Posts: 52	One of these days, someone's gonna die laughing, just reading this thread. I should know... I could barely breath, as I was laughing... so hard, I just can't stop laughing. I should try this whenever I have phone sex with my girlfriend, though. (she lives in Michigan, and I live in West Virginia) The minute I reach ejaculation, I'm gonna shout "He's dead, Jim!" Why stop there, if I can also shout "Chewie, get us out of here!" I can't wait to hear the confused sound of her voice that I love so much, when I hear "WHAT?!" There should be a dare, as to who can keep a straight face, just reading this. Last edited by sexyman1983; 10-19-2007 at 07:54 PM.

10-20-2007, 01:55 AM	#26
tieddowncold Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 13	I think the best one... Baha, so my last boyfriend...the first time we had sex I shouted out "Are you sure you're 8?" He hella slapped me. And started going wayyyyy harder. I was like, sorry. Purpose of this post: WARNING! If you plan on saying something: MAKE SURE (ESPECIALLY GAY GUYS like myself) THAT YOU ARENT ON THE BOTTOM WHEN YOU SAY THIS OTHERWISE YOU ARE IN FOR TROUBLE

10-21-2007, 04:17 PM	#27
sexyman1983 Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: South Charleston, WV Posts: 52	I did the phone sex with my girlfriend the other night. When I reached orgasm, I said. "Warning, my contain nut products." I laughed my ass off when she said "WHAT?!"