Messy Dice Dare [SINGLE] [PG-13]

[Burst]

Lurked for a while, and have enjoyed the messy dice dare, so wanted to try one of my own. This one has a theme of meals...

What to wear (gender neutral for fun...):

1. Pants, shirt and boxer shorts
2. Boxer shorts only
3. Dress, bra and panties
4. Bra and panties
5. Panties only
6. Just a thong

The theme is:

1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner
4. Dessert
5. Dinner + Dessert
6. Ah hell - pick 'em all!

If you got Breakfast:

1-3 One from each group
4-5 Two from each group (roll again for duplicates)
6 Two from each group, plus roll again above for another meal!

Group One - Eggs (Breakfast)

1. 6 Eggs cracked over the head
2. 6 Eggs cracked down the shorts (back)
3. 6 Eggs cracked down the shorts (front)
4. 12 Eggs cracked over the head
5. 12 Eggs cracked down the shorts (split front & back)
6. 12 Eggs down the shorts and *then* cracked - watch out for the shells!

Group Two - Hot Course (Breakfast)

1. Pancake batter over the head
2. Pancake batter down the shorts
3. Syrup over the head
4. Syrup down the shorts
5. Oatmeal over the head
6. Oatmeal down the shorts

Group Three - Cold Course (Breakfast)

1. Fruit salad over the head
2. Fruit salad down the shorts
3. Yogurt over the head
4. Yogurt down the shorts
5. Milk and cereal over the head
6. Milk and cereal down the shorts

If you got Lunch:

1-3 One from the group
4-5 Two from the group (roll again for duplicates)
6 Two from the group, plus roll again above for another meal!

Lunch

1. Hot Dogs - ketchup, mustard and relish over the head
2. Hot Dogs - ketchup, mustard and relish down the shorts
3. Mexican - nacho cheese, salsa and corn chips over the head
4. Mexican - nacho cheese, salsa and corn chips down the shorts
5. PBJ - Peanut Butter and Jelly over the head
6. PBJ - Peanut Butter and Jelly down the shorts

If you got Dinner:

1-2 One from each group
3-4 Two from each group (roll again for duplicates)
5-6 Two from each group, plus roll again above for another meal!

Dinner - Main Course

1. Vegetarian choice - spaghetti and sauce over the head
2. Vegetarian choice - spaghetti and sauce down the shorts
3. Beef stew over the head
4. Beef stew down the shorts
5. Chili over the head
6. Chili down the shorts

Dinner - Side Dish (goes opposite the main course - if the main went over the head, the side dish goes down the shorts)

1. Macaroni and cheese
2. Baked beans
3. Creamed corn
4. Gravy
5. Applesauce
6. Sour cream

If you got Dessert:

1-2 One from each group
3-4 Two from each group (roll again for duplicates)
5-6 Two from each group, plus roll again above for another meal!

Dessert - Pies

1. Cream pie to the face
2. Cream pie down the shorts - back
3. Cream pie down the shorts - front
4. Fruit pie to the face
5. Fruit pie down the shorts - back
6. Fruit pie down the shorts - back

Dessert - Other stuff (all down the shorts)

1. Whipped cream
2. Honey
3. Melted ice cream
4. Pudding
5. Marshmallow fluff
6. Snack cakes (twinkies, etc)

Final Glory

1. Don't wash up for 30 minutes
2. Wedgie
3. Take off all the clothing and wear the undies on your head
4. Scoop up all the leftovers and stuff your clothing with the mix
5. Don't wash until you have finished 25 sit-ups, 25 push-ups and 25 jumping jacks
6. Pictures posted on a messy / dare forum

Let me know what you all think...

[eireguy]

How does this not have any responses? Haha, great dare!

[talla]

I like it good dare

[Secret]

amazing
i need to shower now