Ballbusting Dice of Doom

[BigBadWolfy]

#1 - Warm-Up Round
Barehanded Ball Spanks, Medium Intensity
2 - 25 slaps to each of your balls

#2 - Are We Tying Those Balls?
Heads - Yes

#3 - A Little Harder Now! (Hard Round Part I)
To be done Firmly, with Intent. Be a man about it and take your medicine.
4 - With the bristles of a hairbrush, do 250 firm whacks to your balls.

#4 - What About Those Balls - Are They Tied Now?
Heads - Yes

#5 - Hard Round, Part II
Firm, done with Intent (again)
4 - 100 spanks with the flat side of a hairbrush to your balls.

#6 - Dice Roll of Doom
Where do we go from here?
5 - If your balls are tied, untie them. If not tied, tie them now and proceed to #7.

#7 Cooldown?
Heads - Rest your balls on Ice for 5 minutes.

#8 - Hard Round, Part III
3 - Do #3 from Round #3 and Round #5
Fetch a hardback book, then flip it open to the middle. Insert balls and slam it closed 20 times.
4 - 100 spanks with the flat side of a hairbrush to your balls.

#9 Now what about those tied balls?
Tails - Nope

#10 Medium Round Part I
5 - 150 whacks with the back of a hairbrush, to the right ball only.

#11 - Dice Roll of Doom Part II
Tails - Proceed to #12

#12 - If Those Balls Are Tied, Untie Them Now

#13 Over Now, or Not Yet?
4 - Fairly unlucky: 500 whacks to your balls with the bristle side of a hairbrush. Then you're finished.