The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (22F|42M)

[Lacram]

Sounds interesting, even though i can't think of more than one question right now.

1. Does the age gap cause problems in your relationship? If so, when and why?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by Lacram

Sounds interesting, even though i can't think of more than one question right now.

1. Does the age gap cause problems in your relationship? If so, when and why?

Monkey:
I don't think it causes problems at all, I think in some ways it actually helps. On the surface level I have a 'thing' with being dommed by someone younger than me (humiliation or something? I dunno).. and she kind of has a 'lolita' thing, and she has a thing for older guys, so it works for her on that level.
PLUS:
She is so smart and mature that I think that most men her age would not be able to keep up with her.

Duchess:
The only thing that would cause a "problem" for me is concern for his health as he gets older.

Thank you! That was an awesome question!

[Korocodil]

If you had to pick a different persona for yourselves (no more spuds and monkey) what would it be?

Is there a song you both really enjoy?

Is there a song one of you loves and the other hates?

What role do you normally play in video games? (tank/healer/dps etc.)

If you had to pick a different planet to live on which would you choose?

Would you ever sex a robot?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by Korocodil

If you had to pick a different persona for yourselves (no more spuds and monkey) what would it be?

M: Um.. wow... uh... I guess would be a muffin, because she has a thing for muffins
D: I think mine would be a jade turtle and go by the nickname 'Jade' or something.

Is there a song you both really enjoy?

M&D: R U Mine by the Arctic Monkeys is amazing!

Is there a song one of you loves and the other hates?

M: Well I hate, hate, hate, HATE 'Call Me Maybe' by Carlie Rae Jeppsen (or whatever) and she LOVES to sing it to me.. though that's probably just to annoy me.
D: He does love 'I Don't Wanna be Like You' by BOTDF and I think.. it's... not that great?

What role do you normally play in video games? (tank/healer/dps etc.)

M: I tend to go with DPS, it's kind of easier to wrap my brain around:

A) Find Mob
B) Hit Mob (repeat as necessary)
C) Loot Mob
D) Return to A

D: I prefer healer, mage, or sniper. If I have to go head to head with something I will die!

If you had to pick a different planet to live on which would you choose?

M: Well, I'd probably choose Saturn, or maybe Jupiter, because it rains diamonds on them. (Or wherever there was a potato <3)

D: Well, for pure survivability I would choose Mars

Would you ever sex a robot?

M: Well she always wanted to be a cyborg so I think I would very much sex a robot in that circumstance... OOH, and she could install all sorts of plug ins in me and take control of stuff and... oops.. I've gone cross-eyed!

D: HELL TO THE YES! I wish I had a sybian or robotic sex toy!