"Accidental" Humiliation (m/f, public)

[Siren]

"Accidental" humiliation: little ideas that could conceivably happen by accident (unlike wandering round in a see-through dress without underwear) but are still humiliating or embarrassing.


1. Go into the supermarket, but choose only phallic-shaped objects (carrots, cucumbers etc.) for your basket- accompanied by some lube, of course.
2. Tuck the back of your skirt into your underwear/leave your fly undone. You can only alter it once someone has pointed it out to you. [Works best if you've just walked out of the toilets]
3. Wear loose jeans without a belt. You may only touch them once they've slipped by at least an inch. [Works best if you keep "accidentally" dropping something or have your hands full]
4. Pick up a sex toy and ask what it's used for.
5. Pretend to talk with a boyfriend/girlfriend on the phone. Act like it's really dirty; blush, check to see if people can hear, lower your voice, and make sure to squirm. [Works best sitting on public transport]
6. "Accidentally" get your skirt/shirt caught in a lift/train doors.
7. Go into a shop and choose something to buy. When you go to pay, "accidentally" pull some underwear out of your pocket/bag with your money. Bonus points if you actually give it to the cashier
8. Make it look like you've just had sex. Ruffle your hair (perhaps add some twigs or leaves) smudge your make-up, do up the wrong buttons on your shirt and leave your fly/belt undone. Oh, and bonus points if you have your underwear sticking out of your pocket, and "cum" smeared somewhere visible [Works best if you've just walked out of toilets, changing rooms or other semi-private places- and if you can get someone else to do it with you, of course]
9. Listen to an audiobook of erotica or play a porn video (with lots of sound.) "Accidentally" leave your headphones unplugged. [Works best on public transport]
10. Go into a changing room and "accidentally" leave your underwear inside. Wait until someone else goes in, then apologise and ask if you can have them back. [Works best when busy]
11. Go into a changing room or toilet stall, but "accidentally" leave the door unlocked, letting it swing open when you're suitably exposed.
12. "Accidentally" drop something embarrassing; condoms, opposite sex's underwear, or a porn mag would work nicely. Make a show of picking it up and putting it. [Works well on public transport]


Extras
1. Wear the sexiest (not necessarily skimpiest) underwear you own, including items like stockings, suspenders etc.
2. If it's windy, don't do anything to stop your skirt blowing up. If you're wearing trousers, let them slip far enough to expose your underwear at least 3 times.
3. Go into a sex shop, and spend at least half an hour browsing. Make sure to have a detailed discussion with the assitant(s)
4. Wear the ugliest, oldest, most unattractive underwear you own. (*wolf whistle*)
5. Make a small wet patch on the front of your underwear.
6. Wear your underwear backwards.