The Terrible GetDare Trophies !

[FrenchPlayer]

This challenge is inspired by this post: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=183585
While I really liked the idea, I found that many dares were pretty much impossible.
So I decided to come up with my own version, and see who can obtain some trophies! I will try myself to obtain one, or two, but I don't think I can do more .. Good luck all

Rules:
- To obtain a Trophy, you need to complete all of the 5 dares. Reports and pics are welcome, but not mandatory.
- The dares listed here are the Bronze level. If no specific instructions is given, consider that you need to repeat it 3 times for silver, and 10 times for gold (any other instruction replace this one). When there is several numbers indicated (ie: 2/5/15), first number is for bronze, second for silver, and last for gold
- I tried to avoid all this stupid dares that would be impossible for 99% of the people here. However, they are not meant to be easy ! Obtaining a bronze trophy is supposed to be a real achievement, and I don't expect many people to reach to the gold level; they can only by aimed for the best (or worst^^) of us!
- Each item must be done separately; you cannot do 2 dares of this list in the same time ! Feel free to do other dares in the meantime though.
- Feel free to insert your title in your signature, you've earned it !

**** More Trophies to come (pun intended); feel free to help me with that by PM; or suggest a trophy you would like to see! ***

Pissface

#1 : Piss your jeans and underwear, wear it for 1 day (if you need to pee again during that day, piss yourself again). You must be outside in public during 0/1/3 hours.
#2 : Piss yourself on the street (must be done on daytime!). You can't come back in before 15 minutes. Gold level can be obtained either by doing it 10 times, or by doing it with a light coloured pants.
#3 : Save 3 days of piss (every time you need to piss on those 3 days, you have to do it in bottles, that you will keep). On the fourth day, have a golden shower with all of it.
#4 : Make piss ice cubes. The next day, have several drinks (Coke, orange juice, beer, whisky ...) to use all your tray of piss ice cubes.
#5 : Drink your morning piss as a breakfast (you shall not drink anything else for the first hour you're awake).

Public disgrace

#1 : On nighttime, take a 5 minutes long walk (15 for silver, 45 for Gold) naked, in an urban area.
#2 : Have a one hour journey (you can walk, take bus, metro... but must stay on busy areas) with a collar, and wearing handcuffs (you can try to hide them). Add a buttplug for silver (and do it 3 times); and a leash hanging on from your collar (and do it 10 times) for Gold.
#3 : Make yourself 100 fake flyers that reads "Enjoy your kink, be liberated! PS: I'm wearing a buttplug" (of course, you are). Give them to strangers in a mall or other very public place.
#4 : Girls: Have an orgasm (or if you can't, just put your vibe on for 15mn) in public transportations. Boys: Cum in public (you must be in a public place, with people around. But obviously, don't get caught; hide your junk!)
#5 : Girls: Wear a mini-skirt without underwear all day and do your daily routine.Boys: Wear a jean with the zipper opened and without underwear all day and do your daily routine.

Cock addict

#1 : Get fucked in the ass (real cock only, no toys!).
#2 : Suck someone off and swallow his load. On gold level, you also have to deepthroat him.
#3 : Tape a dildo on your desk chair for the whole day. You want to sit ? Go ahead
#4 : Have someone give you a big facial.
#5 : Post a craigslist local ad saying how much you love big cocks. Ask for photos if someone replies, and masturbate to those pics. (feel free to meet them if you want!)

Painslut

#1 : Cover your nipples with toothpaste, for 30 minutes (reapply every 5 minutes)
#2 : Spanking time: Make your butt red. I mean scarlett red. If it doesn't hurt as hell when you sit; it doesn't count. Bronze level: do it 1 time, by any means you wish. Silver: 3 times, must use a whip. Gold: 10 times, must use a whip until it's scarlett red; then apply 50 paddles strikes on each cheek.
#3 : Fill your belly button with candle wax. Silver: Also cover your nipples. Gold: Your genitals must be covered as well.
#4 : Put a strong rubber band on your feet. Pull it the harder you can 15/50/130 times, so it will whip your instep.
#5 : Put 2 clothespins on each nipple. Twist them bad; and then tear them out.

Anal Addict

#1 : Start with 1/5/10 pencils, and insert them in your ass. Spend 2 minutes with them inside, and add one more. Repeat 5 times (for a total of 6/11/16 pencils)
#2 : Wear a buttplug for 1 hour. On silver level; you must be in public. Gold: it must be at least 3 inches wide
#3 : (for both sex, if you can't have an orgasm; consider that 1 hour of continuous masturbation is enough) Guys: Achieve a prostate orgasm. Girls: Insert a buttplug/dildo; then masturbate until you have a vaginal orgasm
#4 : Find 10/20/40 different household items to fuck you with (really different; meaning you can't use a screwdriver and another screwdriver!)
#5 : For the next week, you need to masturbate at least twice a day, and everytime with something in your ass.

Chastity master

Rules: Each of those must be done during a 2/4/8 weeks complete chastity. As always, you can't do two items in the same time; but you can do dares from other trophies while doing this ones.
#1 : Edge 5/10/15 times a day
#2 : The first and the last thing you do each day must be an edge.
#3 : Masturbate at least 30 minutes every day, watching your favorite porn.
#4 : Do 5/10/20 denial milovana teases of your choice (on gold, you can't choose them, pick them randomly). Of course, if they offer to cum, you can't. (if you fail them and there is an associated punishment, you have to do it)
#5 : At the last hour of your chastity, flip a coin. If it's head; you start over !

I live in a cave

#1 : All the showers you take for a week (once a day at least, don't be that guy!) must be icy cold.
#2 : You can't eat anything for 24 hours (be safe: don't do that on a work/sport day, you won't have enough energy)
#3 : Spend all your alone time naked for 5 days.
#4 : Sleep naked, on the floor, ankles (loosely) tied to your wrists.
#5 : Find a biiiiig trashcan. Handcuff yourself; and throw the key inside, without looking. Now go find it ! Silver: Pee in the trashcan before. Gold: pee in the trashcan; and your hands must be handcuffed behind your back

The flasher

#1 : Find a quiet place in a forest. Undress yourself, take your clothes in a backpack, and have a 10/30/90 minutes walk naked.
#2 : Find a quiet street, by night. Go naked, hide your clothes somewhere, and walk 2 minutes naked. You must repeat 3/10 times for Silver/Gold, but each of this repeats must be in different streets.
#3 : Find a bridge over an highway, or a big street. Make sure you are quite visible for the drivers, and show them your beautiful naked body ! 5*10 seconds flash should be enough.
#4 : Spend one hour driving in the city. Oh, yeah, sorry I forgot: no pants, no underwear. Try to avoid red lights !
#5 : Go in a building with at least 10 floors. Go at 8th, in the staircase; and strip naked. Stash your clothes 2 floors away; and wait 10 minutes. Don't worry, no one take the staircase on the 8th floor. Probably.

Supersub

#1 : Get a master/mistress to degrade you and humiliate you for 2 weeks. If you're a straight guy, though luck; cause if you don't find a girl, you'll have to do it with a guy. That's how dedicated you are.
#2 : Masturbate to "Denial joi" random videos twice a day for a week. Follow all instructions.
#3 : Ask for dares. You can ask by posting here; on the chat, and chaturbate .. Since the dares you'll receive have a chance to be bogus, you can choose if you do them or not, but you're not done until you completed 10/50/200 dares.
#4 : Play a Custom Tease Instructor game (you can find a lot of cards and sets here: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/6hweco0jru980qc/N_m9W1R4gJ ). Take a premade set; and add 5 "Bad Mistress" cards.
#5 : Choose 1/3/10 personn above threads of your choice. You must do ALL the dares that are possible for you, and within your limits, on the last 2 pages. Post a blog article to explain all that you've done; and send a PM to the authors of the good ones.

Masturbator

#1 : Play a Custom Tease Instructor game (you can find a lot of cards and sets here: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/6hweco0jru980qc/N_m9W1R4gJ )every day for a week.
#2 : Do a Cock Hero game (search on milovana's forum) that last at least 15 minutes. Take a random one, without looking it up before.
#3 : For 2 weeks; you must masturbate and cum to disgusting/gross (to you) porn. That will probably includes things like scat, grannies, vomit.. You're a masturbator, you can masturbate to anything.
#4 : All your masturbation session for a month must be done with people around (public toilets, or home ones but with friends in the other room). For silver, you also need to have a buttplug on during those. For gold; you can't lock the doors...
#5 : Achieve 10 orgasms in a day (3 of them must be done in a 45 minutes timeframe).

Pornstar

Rules: All of this dares can be done with your face hidden (mask or anything). Don't be afraid to blur everything that could reveal your true identity; play safe. On the other hand, you must be naked at all time
#1 : Make a 1 hour session on a cam site of your choice (cam4 is a good example). Play with yourself; it must include penetration and masturbation.
#2 : Videos are usually classed by categories. Go on your favorite site, and pick 5/10/20 categories. You will then find a video to mimic for each of those categories.
#3 : As a pornstar apprentice, you need to learn your shit. Go on chaturbate, and ask strangers what should you do to be a good pornstar. Follow their advices, and thank them for that! (1 hour session)
#4 : A pornstar needs stamina. Fuck yourself for 2 hours straight. You can change toys, but if you spend more than 1 minute unfucked; you have to start over.
#5 : Upload a sex video on an amateur website. It must be at least 10 minutes long, and must be hardcore, no fooling around. Feel free to add all your kinks, toys and everything !

[FrenchPlayer]

Sissy (Male)

Rules: Each of those must be done every day for 1/2/4 weeks. If you miss a day, you have to start over. You can't do two of those at the same time.
#1 : pee yourself, don't change clothes for an hour.
#2 : Wear girls' underwears (yes, bra as well) for the whole day. Sleep with it as well (if you need to be in underwear in front of other people during this time, you can go change beforehand; but it has to be less than 5 minutes before, and you change back ASAP)
#3 : Fuck yourself (anal, with a dildo/buttplug/banana, 100 full in full out)
#4 : Practice yourself on the beloved art of deepthroat. Use any large phallic object to do so; and try to swallow it as much as you possibly can. Go beyond the gag reflex, if there are no tears, you're not trying hard enough. 2 5-minutes session each day for a week.
#5 : Wear makeup during all your private time, for a week. Watch sissification videos and makeup tutorials (at least one each day) for a better result.

Stupid Slut (Female)

Rules: Each of those must be done every day for 1/2/4 weeks. If you miss a day, you have to start over. You can't do two of those at the same time.
#1 : Pee yourself, don't change clothes for an hour.
#2 : Go for a 30mn+ shopping session with the sluttiest outfit you have. Miniskirt with thong is mandatory.
#3 : Have a 30mn+ masturbation session that must includes clit, vaginal AND anal stimulation; and at least one toy.
#4 : lick your underwear just before going to bed (you must have worn it for the day)
#5 : go commando for the whole day (if you need to be in underwear in front of other people during this time, you can go change beforehand; but it has to be less than 5 minutes before, and you change back ASAP)

Cumslut (Male)

#1 : Eat every load you shoot for a week ( cum at least twice on that week )
#2 : Give yourself a facial or gain one
#3 : Cum on a phallic object; then rub it up to lube it... And fuck yourself with it
#4 : Wear cum-stained underwear for 2 days (cum in them twice a day )
#5 : Cum in public (you must be in a public place, with people around. But obviously, don't get caught; hide your junk!)

Iron Balls (Male)

Rules: All of thise dares must be done with your balls firmly tied
#1 : 20/50/150 medium ball slaps with a shoe.
#2 : Tie a 2l bottle filled with water to your balls, and leave it hanging for 5 minutes.
#3 : 10 light smacks on the shaft of your cock; then 10 medium; then 10 hard. Roll a dice. If you do 4, 5 or 6 (only 5 or 6 in Silver, and only 6 in Gold), you're off the hook. If not, repeat immediatly, until you roll the good number.
#4 : Lay your balls on a table. Take the biggest book you own... and drop it on your balls.
#5 : Spend one week in chastity. Then for 30 minutes, arouse yourself really bad. Edging, watching video, give this blue balls a hard time. Now, spank them (lightly) 100 times.

BiCurious (for Straight or Bicurious only; would be too easy for gays/bi^^)

#1 : Make out with 2/5/15 people of the same sex.
#2 : Go alone on a gay bar, and spend 1 hour there at least, drinking at the bar. Whatever happens, you can't say you're straight.
#3 : Masturbate on gay porn twice a day for one week.
#4 : Create an account on Grindr or Dattch; and get 1/3/10 dates. (for Gold, only the dates who ended up with at least a kiss count!)
#5 : Have sexual intercourse with someone of your gender (receiving oral sex is accepted for bronze level only)

Biggest Whore Ever - Private Edition (Female)

#1 : Have a 2 hour masturbation session. You can cum or not; but if you stop masturbating for more than 10 seconds, you fail.
#2 : Have sexual intercourse (any kind) with 4 different guys in a week. Repeat 3/10 times for Silver/Gold, but for Gold you must receive facial and anal at least once in every session)
#3 : Search for "Solo girl" on your favorite porn site. Pick the first video, and mimic it (no matter how long it is!). If (and only if) you really can't do it (because of an accessory you don't have for example), take the second, or the third.. Silver lever requires you to do it 3 times by searching "solo girl hard"; Gold 5 times with "Solo girl extreme"
#4 : Cum at least 5 times a day during a week (if you can't cum, 20 minutes masturbation session).
#5 : Practice yourself on the beloved art of deepthroat. Use any large phallic object to do so; and try to swallow it as much as you possibly can. Go beyond the gag reflex, if there are no tears, you're not trying hard enough. 2 5-minutes session each day for a week.

Biggest Whore Ever - Public Edition (Female)

Not for the faint of heart !
#1 : Walk a busy street in thong/bra only. You can't stop until 2/3/5 people have taken pictures of you. Silver requires that you take the bra off; and gold must be done naked (don't stay long at the same place though, stay safe and avoid the cops^^ But if you stay only a minute or two, people will still be under surprised and will think of a performance of some kind)
#2 : Go on a night bar; find some guy and tell him right away that you want to have sex with him. Repeat 3/5 times for Silver/Gold; but Silver requires you to propose at 2 guys to have sex with them at the same time; and for gold you must introduce yourself as a free prostitute. If any of them says yes, you have to do it.
#3 : Make a masturbation video of 5/10/15 minutes and post it on 1/5/15 amateur sites (Face can be hidden; but for Silver and Gold your full body must be visible)
#4 : Spend 1/2/5 hours shopping with the shortest mini skirt you can imagine (you might have to buy it, cause I'm talking about reaaaaaaaaaaally super small ones); with no underwear (bronze level: you can have a mini G-string thong). You have to bend over at least every 2 minutes.
#5 : Spend 1 hour as a naked cam girl on some adult site (feel free to wear a mask). Repeat 3/5 times for Silver/Gold, but for Gold you also have to obey all commands from viewers that doesn't go against your limits.

Travestite (Male)

#1 : Wear thongs and bras for 1 week (if you need to be in underwear in front of other people during this time, you can go change beforehand; but it has to be less than 5 minutes before, and you change back ASAP)
#2 : Wear make up at least one hour every day, during 5 days (doesn't have to be public, but for Gold level you have to be outside everytime you do it)
#3 : Spend a whole day as a girl. That means mini skirt, thong, stuffed bra, makeup. Doesn't have to be public; but you do have to spend the whole day, can't change until the next morning.
#4 : You are a girl for the next 2/5/15 weeks. You have to sit to pee; you shave your private area clean and smooth; you drink fancy cocktails (no beer)(sorry girls for the cliches, don't mean to be sexist^^); and of course, you don't touch your penis. The list is non exhaustive; pretty much anything that someone would say is a "man" thing is not for you.
#5 : Dress up as a sexy girl. Then take the subway/bus for 30 minutes, pretending you go to a costume party (Gold level requires that you actually attend a costume party as a sexy girl!)

Dare Noobie

For the ones who like to lurk around, but never end up doing dares!
Rules: This is a noobie trophy, not a real one. There are no bronze/silver/gold levels on this one
#1 : Perform a dice dare of your choice, found on this site.
#2 : Participate on a "Personn Above" thread of your choice. You have to do the dare given to you; except if it's impossible/off limit (if so, you have to scroll up until you find a dare that you can actually do, and do it)
#3 : Create a "Ask me anything" thread, and answer every question asked.
#4 : Choose 10 dares on the dare thread that you will have to do (you can do small adjustments to meet your context)
#5 : Post 3 creative dares! (if you don't have at least a thank or a positive reply, they don't count)

Slave noobie

For the true beginners only!
Rules: This is a noobie trophy, not a real one. There are no bronze/silver/gold levels on this one
#1 : Sleep with handcuffs (buy some if you don't have them; you can't be a slave without handcuffs!)
#2 : Time to experiment with spanking: Spank yourself 20 times on each cheek with different devices: your hands, a ruler, a belt, a whip (if you have one), a wooden piece.
#3 : Masturbate twice a day watching BDSM videos, for one week.
#4 : Follow the best you can a 10mn masturbation instructions video
#5 : Experience a 2 weeks chastity period. Every day, roll a dice; that's how much edges you must do.

GetDare Hall Of Fame

#1 : Get a total of 100 thanks by your creative and smart posts.
#2 : Actively spend 10/30/100 hours on the chatroom
#3 : Every time you see on someone's profile/signature that they want to receive PM dares, you have to send them one. Lasts 1/3/10 weeks.
#4 : Write a blog article where you'll describe every single dare you'll do.
#5 : Post some pictures of you. Yes, I know, pics are a limit for a lot of people, but just hide your face, hide everything that could help identify you, and show us your trueself. So; 5/20/100 kinky pics on getdare; 5/20/100 hard ones on kinktalk.

[Lopik]

Wow, that sounds great !!!

Not sure what I can obtain, but I might give it a shot

[CharlotteXOX]

Love the concept, love the execution? How's about some adult baby, diaper, messy and petplay dares?

[FrenchPlayer]

Yes, they are in motion, I'm just not sure when I'll have time to write them But they will arrive !

Thanks for the support )

[messysissy]

Brilliant, might try and claim a few of them.

[Walter Slave White]

Would you please add a scat trophy?

[FrenchPlayer]

Oh I'm sorry, but since I'm reaaaaaaally not into that; I don't think I could make a good one for scat.
But if you have ideas, send them by PM, and I'll add it !

[flashpoint]

Bumping the thread waiting for pet play trophy

[FrenchPlayer]

Aaaaand here it comes !
Sadly, I can't edit my post.. Not sure why. So, I have to put it here

Who's a good boy ?

#1 : You will pee and shit like a dog (for gold level, it must be done outside, good puppies don't pee inside!) for 2 days. Oh, and remember: dog always smell the shit (smell it good when you're done)
#2 : Dog food. Gross, or tasty ? Help us answer that, by eating a full can within a day. Yes, eat it like a dog, do you even have to ask ?
#3 : When you are browsing getdare, you have to be on your knees at all time, for a week.
#4 : The only video you can masturbate to is petplay vids, for a month. You have 15 minutes of allowed porn each day, and you have to randomly pick them. If no one cums on those videos, neither are you.
#5 : Pets are naked, at all time (at least private time). Pets don't sleep in the bed. Pets eat on the floor, and without hands. And pets licks everything they find, at least 20 different objects/surface by day. Well, that's your life now, for the next 4 days!

[oanamaria_93]

Very nice.I like the last one.

[Leslie's Slave]

Originally Posted by FrenchPlayer

Aaaaand here it comes !
Sadly, I can't edit my post.. Not sure why. So, I have to put it here

Who's a good boy ?

#1 : You will pee and shit like a dog (for gold level, it must be done outside, good puppies don't pee inside!) for 2 days. Oh, and remember: dog always smell the shit (smell it good when you're done)
#2 : Dog food. Gross, or tasty ? Help us answer that, by eating a full can within a day. Yes, eat it like a dog, do you even have to ask ?
#3 : When you are browsing getdare, you have to be on your knees at all time, for a week.
#4 : The only video you can masturbate to is petplay vids, for a month. You have 15 minutes of allowed porn each day, and you have to randomly pick them. If no one cums on those videos, neither are you.
#5 : Pets are naked, at all time (at least private time). Pets don't sleep in the bed. Pets eat on the floor, and without hands. And pets licks everything they find, at least 20 different objects/surface by day. Well, that's your life now, for the next 4 days!

It lacks collar play tough.
Btw can we get a cornertime trophy?

[thenewslave]

I really like this thread, I hope you will add more in the future

[swich]

Really nice, hope to do some of them one day.

[HeySarah163]

Still think this is one of the better posts on getdare