Would you rather (10 fresh ones for you)

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1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.