Are You SURE you aren't Bi? A Quiz for "Straight" Guys

[nastylarry]

So you think you're straight? You're sure you aren't at least a little bit Bi-curious? Well take my quiz below to find out! The Quiz is in two parts: First answer 10 questions based on what you'd think or do in the given situation, choose the answer that is closest to what your reaction would be. In part two calculate your score and see your results. This is all for fun so post your answers and score, feel free to add any details if you want, and have fun.
Of course please feel free to take the quiz if you consider yourself bi, gay, straight, pansexual, whatever. It's just for fun and I love to hear about people's thoughts about sex. If you have any questions or just want to chat feel free to pm me or message me on kik.


Part 1: Choose 0-3 for each question below based on which answer best describes you in that situation (If it's easier copy/paste then bold/underline/highlight etc your answers)

1)You see a woman wearing sexy lingerie...

0: "Take that shit off so we can fuck"
1: "Wow, sexy!"
2: "That lingerie sure looks good"
3: "Where can I get some?"

2)When you watch porn the guy's dick should...

0: You don't care about his dick
1: "...at least be hard"
2: "...be hard and big"
3: "... be in your mouth"

3)The porn you'd prefer to watch the most is...

0: Girl on girl, no dicks
1: Your standard MF, MFF, etc
2: Cumshot compilation, gangbang, MMF, etc
3: Sissy hypno, JOI, CEI etc

4)You like to keep your pubes...

0: Natural and hairy
1: Plenty of hair, but keep it neat
2: Neatly trimmed, keep it short
3: Nice and clean shaven

5)You walk in on your friend jacking off and is dick is huge...

0: "We probably can't be friends any more"
1: Pretend like it didn't happen and never speak of it
2: Secretly jerk off about it later when you're by yourself
3: Offer him a hand (or mouth)

6)You haven't cum for awhile. You're jerking off and about to cum

0: You make sure you don't get any on you
1: Let it fall where it may, quickly clean it up
2: Shoot it all over you
3: Try to get some in your mouth

7)You're chatting with a guy online and he asks you to show him your cock

0: Disconnect
1: "It's a little weird but I guess so"
2: Happily show him your cock
3: You end up jerking off for him

8)You're at the beach and you see a muscular man in a speedo

0: "Gross"
1: You feel slightly uncomfortable
2: "He's in good shape, he must workout"
3: "Fuck Me! No, really, fuck me please."

9)How often do you jerk off?

0: Never. You only have sex, with women.
1: Every now and then, especially when you aren't getting laid
2: Pretty much everyday
3: As often as you can (or are allowed to)

10)Some girls you're friends with suggest dressing you up like a school girl complete with stuffed bra, panties, blouse, skirt, wig, and make-up

0: It's a stupid idea and you won't do it no matter what they say
1: It could be funny
2: It sounds like fun
3: It really turns you on



Part 2: Add up the corresponding number to all of your answers and use the total to get your results

0:

Spoiler:

You're either a liar, sexually repressed, or actually "100% straight"

1-10:

Spoiler:

Average straight guy. You aren't afraid of dicks, but you definitely don't like them.

11-20:

Spoiler:

Maybe a little Bi-Curious. You've probably thought about being with a guy a few times in your life. See where it goes, but I wouldn't jump off the deep end.

21-29:

Spoiler:

Yeah, you're Bi. You know you've thought about penises on more than one occasion and it turns you on. Embrace it! More attraction equals more fun!

30:

Spoiler:

A perfect 30? Really? I think you knew the answer before you took the Quiz.

[Jaro]

1)You see a woman wearing sexy lingerie...

0: "Take that shit off so we can fuck"
1: "Wow, sexy!" 3
2: "That lingerie sure looks good"
3: "Where can I get some?"

2)When you watch porn the guy's dick should...

0: You don't care about his dick 3
1: "...at least be hard"
2: "...be hard and big"
3: "... be in your mouth"

3)The porn you'd prefer to watch the most is...

0: Girl on girl, no dicks
1: Your standard MF, MFF, etc
2: Cumshot compilation, gangbang, MMF, etc 3
3: Sissy hypno, JOI, CEI etc

4)You like to keep your pubes...

0: Natural and hairy
1: Plenty of hair, but keep it neat
2: Neatly trimmed, keep it short 3
3: Nice and clean shaven

5)You walk in on your friend jacking off and is dick is huge...

0: "We probably can't be friends any more"
1: Pretend like it didn't happen and never speak of it 3
2: Secretly jerk off about it later when you're by yourself
3: Offer him a hand (or mouth)

6)You haven't cum for awhile. You're jerking off and about to cum

0: You make sure you don't get any on you
1: Let it fall where it may, quickly clean it up
2: Shoot it all over you 3
3: Try to get some in your mouth

7)You're chatting with a guy online and he asks you to show him your cock

0: Disconnect 3
1: "It's a little weird but I guess so"
2: Happily show him your cock
3: You end up jerking off for him

8)You're at the beach and you see a muscular man in a speedo

0: "Gross" 3
1: You feel slightly uncomfortable
2: "He's in good shape, he must workout"
3: "Fuck Me! No, really, fuck me please."

9)How often do you jerk off?

0: Never. You only have sex, with women.
1: Every now and then, especially when you aren't getting laid
2: Pretty much everyday
3: As often as you can (or are allowed to) 3

10)Some girls you're friends with suggest dressing you up like a school girl complete with stuffed bra, panties, blouse, skirt, wig, and make-up

0: It's a stupid idea and you won't do it no matter what they say
1: It could be funny 3
2: It sounds like fun
3: It really turns you on

My result
Maybe a little Bi-Curious. You've probably thought about being with a guy a few times in your life. See where it goes, but I wouldn't jump off the deep end.

I'm not sure about how accurate this is though. I like your idea of the questionnaire but I don't see how the questions about jerking off and cum make me bi-curious. Also, the questions seen to focus on men, not women.

But thanks! It was fun answering!

[SubRed92]

Part 1: Choose 0-3 for each question below based on which answer best describes you in that situation (If it's easier copy/paste then bold/underline/highlight etc your answers)

1)You see a woman wearing sexy lingerie...

0: "Take that shit off so we can fuck"
1: "Wow, sexy!"
2: "That lingerie sure looks good"
3: "Where can I get some?"

Sometimes, having lingerie on is hotter than being completely nude. There's a reason why there's so many designs out there.

2)When you watch porn the guy's dick should...

0: You don't care about his dick
1: "...at least be hard"
2: "...be hard and big"
3: "... be in your mouth"

I do notice if there's a particularly good looking dick. Otherwise I do not pay much attention to them.

3)The porn you'd prefer to watch the most is...

0: Girl on girl, no dicks
1: Your standard MF, MFF, etc
2: Cumshot compilation, gangbang, MMF, etc
3: Sissy hypno, JOI, CEI etc

This varies alot for me depending on my mood at the point of time. However, there must be a girl involved. Porn is not a habit of mine though.

4)You like to keep your pubes...

0: Natural and hairy
1: Plenty of hair, but keep it neat
2: Neatly trimmed, keep it short
3: Nice and clean shaven

It grows way too fast to keep it clean shaven all the time.

5)You walk in on your friend jacking off and is dick is huge...

0: "We probably can't be friends any more"
1: Pretend like it didn't happen and never speak of it
2: Secretly jerk off about it later when you're by yourself
3: Offer him a hand (or mouth)

6)You haven't cum for awhile. You're jerking off and about to cum

0: You make sure you don't get any on you
1: Let it fall where it may, quickly clean it up
2: Shoot it all over you
3: Try to get some in your mouth

7)You're chatting with a guy online and he asks you to show him your cock

0: Disconnect
1: "It's a little weird but I guess so"
2: Happily show him your cock
3: You end up jerking off for him

The fun is in the teasing.

8)You're at the beach and you see a muscular man in a speedo

0: "Gross"
1: You feel slightly uncomfortable
2: "He's in good shape, he must workout"
3: "Fuck Me! No, really, fuck me please."

9)How often do you jerk off?

0: Never. You only have sex, with women.
1: Every now and then, especially when you aren't getting laid
2: Pretty much everyday
3: As often as you can (or are allowed to)

I wish it was the first!

10)Some girls you're friends with suggest dressing you up like a school girl complete with stuffed bra, panties, blouse, skirt, wig, and make-up

0: It's a stupid idea and you won't do it no matter what they say
1: It could be funny
2: It sounds like fun
3: It really turns you on

It makes a huge difference to me whether it's guys or girls. Probably the first option if it was guys.


Total: 12
Maybe a little Bi-Curious. You've probably thought about being with a guy a few times in your life. See where it goes, but I wouldn't jump off the deep end.

Somewhat accurate I guess. The problem is, while a dick might catch my attention from time to time, the rest of the male body does nothing for me.

[atownesq]

1)You see a woman wearing sexy lingerie...

0: "Take that shit off so we can fuck"
1: "Wow, sexy!"
2: "That lingerie sure looks good"
3: "Where can I get some?"

2)When you watch porn the guy's dick should...

0: You don't care about his dick
1: "...at least be hard"
2: "...be hard and big"
3: "... be in your mouth"

3)The porn you'd prefer to watch the most is...

0: Girl on girl, no dicks
1: Your standard MF, MFF, etc
2: Cumshot compilation, gangbang, MMF, etc
3: Sissy hypno, JOI, CEI etc

4)You like to keep your pubes...

0: Natural and hairy
1: Plenty of hair, but keep it neat
2: Neatly trimmed, keep it short
3: Nice and clean shaven

5)You walk in on your friend jacking off and is dick is huge...

0: "We probably can't be friends any more"
1: Pretend like it didn't happen and never speak of it
2: Secretly jerk off about it later when you're by yourself
3: Offer him a hand (or mouth)

6)You haven't cum for awhile. You're jerking off and about to cum

0: You make sure you don't get any on you
1: Let it fall where it may, quickly clean it up
2: Shoot it all over you
3: Try to get some in your mouth

7)You're chatting with a guy online and he asks you to show him your cock

0: Disconnect
1: "It's a little weird but I guess so"
2: Happily show him your cock
3: You end up jerking off for him

8)You're at the beach and you see a muscular man in a speedo

0: "Gross"
1: You feel slightly uncomfortable
2: "He's in good shape, he must workout"
3: "Fuck Me! No, really, fuck me please."

9)How often do you jerk off?

0: Never. You only have sex, with women.
1: Every now and then, especially when you aren't getting laid
2: Pretty much everyday
3: As often as you can (or are allowed to)

10)Some girls you're friends with suggest dressing you up like a school girl complete with stuffed bra, panties, blouse, skirt, wig, and make-up

0: It's a stupid idea and you won't do it no matter what they say
1: It could be funny
2: It sounds like fun
3: It really turns you on

Maybe a little Bi-Curious. You've probably thought about being with a guy a few times in your life. See where it goes, but I wouldn't jump off the deep end.

Sounds about right.

[gdBob]

Part 1:
1)You see a woman wearing sexy lingerie...
0: "Take that shit off so we can fuck"
1: "Wow, sexy!"
2: "That lingerie sure looks good"
3: "Where can I get some?"

2)When you watch porn the guy's dick should...
0: You don't care about his dick
1: "...at least be hard"
2: "...be hard and big"
3: "... be in your mouth"

3)The porn you'd prefer to watch the most is...
0: Girl on girl, no dicks
1: Your standard MF, MFF, etc
2: Cumshot compilation, gangbang, MMF, etc
3: Sissy hypno, JOI, CEI etc

4)You like to keep your pubes...
0: Natural and hairy
1: Plenty of hair, but keep it neat
2: Neatly trimmed, keep it short
3: Nice and clean shaven

5)You walk in on your friend jacking off and is dick is huge...
0: "We probably can't be friends any more"
1: Pretend like it didn't happen and never speak of it
2: Secretly jerk off about it later when you're by yourself
3: Offer him a hand (or mouth)
The real answer is I would tease him for the end of time, but #1 is the closest.

6)You haven't cum for awhile. You're jerking off and about to cum
0: You make sure you don't get any on you
1: Let it fall where it may, quickly clean it up
2: Shoot it all over you
3: Try to get some in your mouth

7)You're chatting with a guy online and he asks you to show him your cock
0: Disconnect
1: "It's a little weird but I guess so"
2: Happily show him your cock
3: You end up jerking off for him

8)You're at the beach and you see a muscular man in a speedo
0: "Gross"
1: You feel slightly uncomfortable
2: "He's in good shape, he must workout"
3: "Fuck Me! No, really, fuck me please."

9)How often do you jerk off?
0: Never. You only have sex, with women.
1: Every now and then, especially when you aren't getting laid
2: Pretty much everyday
3: As often as you can (or are allowed to)

10)Some girls you're friends with suggest dressing you up like a school girl complete with stuffed bra, panties, blouse, skirt, wig, and make-up
0: It's a stupid idea and you won't do it no matter what they say
1: It could be funny
2: It sounds like fun
3: It really turns you on

Part 2:
1-10: Average straight guy. You aren't afraid of dicks, but you definitely don't like them.

[Consensus]

Part 1:

1)You see a woman wearing sexy lingerie...

2: "That lingerie sure looks good"


2)When you watch porn the guy's dick should...

0: You don't care about his dick


3)The porn you'd prefer to watch the most is...

3: Sissy hypno, JOI, CEI etc


4)You like to keep your pubes...

0: Natural and hairy


5)You walk in on your friend jacking off and is dick is huge...

1: Pretend like it didn't happen and never speak of it


6)You haven't cum for awhile. You're jerking off and about to cum

0: You make sure you don't get any on you


7)You're chatting with a guy online and he asks you to show him your cock

0: Disconnect


8)You're at the beach and you see a muscular man in a speedo

1: You feel slightly uncomfortable


9)How often do you jerk off?

2: Pretty much everyday


10)Some girls you're friends with suggest dressing you up like a school girl complete with stuffed bra, panties, blouse, skirt, wig, and make-up

3: It really turns you on

Score 12:
Maybe a little Bi-Curious. You've probably thought about being with a guy a few times in your life. See where it goes, but I wouldn't jump off the deep end.

Eh, I don't think so. See, when cross-dressing I'm not that fussed about men any more than I am when I am not currently cross-dressed. No offence, but I simply don't understand straight women or gay men in that regard - men are not attractive. They aren't all awful either, but in general they just don't have that I don't know what the French call it that women tend to have.

[Vaylex]

Originally Posted by nastylarry

So you think you're straight? You're sure you aren't at least a little bit Bi-curious? Well take my quiz below to find out! The Quiz is in two parts: First answer 10 questions based on what you'd think or do in the given situation, choose the answer that is closest to what your reaction would be. In part two calculate your score and see your results. This is all for fun so post your answers and score, feel free to add any details if you want, and have fun.
Of course please feel free to take the quiz if you consider yourself bi, gay, straight, pansexual, whatever. It's just for fun and I love to hear about people's thoughts about sex. If you have any questions or just want to chat feel free to pm me or message me on kik.


Part 1: Choose 0-3 for each question below based on which answer best describes you in that situation (If it's easier copy/paste then bold/underline/highlight etc your answers)

1)You see a woman wearing sexy lingerie...

0: "Take that shit off so we can fuck"
1: "Wow, sexy!"
2: "That lingerie sure looks good"
3: "Where can I get some?"

2)When you watch porn the guy's dick should...

0: You don't care about his dick
1: "...at least be hard"
2: "...be hard and big"
3: "... be in your mouth"

3)The porn you'd prefer to watch the most is...

0: Girl on girl, no dicks
1: Your standard MF, MFF, etc
2: Cumshot compilation, gangbang, MMF, etc
3: Sissy hypno, JOI, CEI etc

4)You like to keep your pubes...

0: Natural and hairy
1: Plenty of hair, but keep it neat
2: Neatly trimmed, keep it short
3: Nice and clean shaven

5)You walk in on your friend jacking off and is dick is huge...

0: "We probably can't be friends any more"
1: Pretend like it didn't happen and never speak of it
2: Secretly jerk off about it later when you're by yourself
3: Offer him a hand (or mouth)

6)You haven't cum for awhile. You're jerking off and about to cum

0: You make sure you don't get any on you
1: Let it fall where it may, quickly clean it up
2: Shoot it all over you
3: Try to get some in your mouth

7)You're chatting with a guy online and he asks you to show him your cock

0: Disconnect
1: "It's a little weird but I guess so"
2: Happily show him your cock
3: You end up jerking off for him

8)You're at the beach and you see a muscular man in a speedo

0: "Gross"
1: You feel slightly uncomfortable
2: "He's in good shape, he must workout"
3: "Fuck Me! No, really, fuck me please."

9)How often do you jerk off?

0: Never. You only have sex, with women.
1: Every now and then, especially when you aren't getting laid
2: Pretty much everyday
3: As often as you can (or are allowed to)

10)Some girls you're friends with suggest dressing you up like a school girl complete with stuffed bra, panties, blouse, skirt, wig, and make-up

0: It's a stupid idea and you won't do it no matter what they say
1: It could be funny
2: It sounds like fun
3: It really turns you on



Part 2: Add up the corresponding number to all of your answers and use the total to get your results

0:

Spoiler:

You're either a liar, sexually repressed, or actually "100% straight"

1-10:

Spoiler:

Average straight guy. You aren't afraid of dicks, but you definitely don't like them.

11-20:

Spoiler:

Maybe a little Bi-Curious. You've probably thought about being with a guy a few times in your life. See where it goes, but I wouldn't jump off the deep end.

21-29:

Spoiler:

Yeah, you're Bi. You know you've thought about penises on more than one occasion and it turns you on. Embrace it! More attraction equals more fun!

30:

Spoiler:

A perfect 30? Really? I think you knew the answer before you took the Quiz.

12. I mostly just have fantasies that sometimes involve guys but I'll probably never do anything with one

[SLPrince]

1)You see a woman wearing sexy lingerie...

1: "Wow, sexy!"

2)When you watch porn the guy's dick should...

1: "...at least be hard"

3)The porn you'd prefer to watch the most is...

2: Cumshot compilation, gangbang, MMF, etc

4)You like to keep your pubes...

2: Neatly trimmed, keep it short

5)You walk in on your friend jacking off and is dick is huge...

1: Pretend like it didn't happen and never speak of it

6)You haven't cum for awhile. You're jerking off and about to cum

0: You make sure you don't get any on you

7)You're chatting with a guy online and he asks you to show him your cock

2: Happily show him your cock

8)You're at the beach and you see a muscular man in a speedo

0: "Gross"

9)How often do you jerk off?

1: Every now and then, especially when you aren't getting laid

10)Some girls you're friends with suggest dressing you up like a school girl complete with stuffed bra, panties, blouse, skirt, wig, and make-up

0: It's a stupid idea and you won't do it no matter what they say

Total: 10

Average straight guy. You aren't afraid of dicks, but you definitely don't like them.

Eh, i'd say that's fairly accurate, tho i'm more open to it than that description states.

[fyk]

1)You see a woman wearing sexy lingerie...

0: "Take that shit off so we can fuck"
1: "Wow, sexy!"
2: "That lingerie sure looks good"
3: "Where can I get some?"

2)When you watch porn the guy's dick should...

0: You don't care about his dick
1: "...at least be hard"
2: "...be hard and big"
3: "... be in your mouth"

3)The porn you'd prefer to watch the most is...

0: Girl on girl, no dicks
1: Your standard MF, MFF, etc
2: Cumshot compilation, gangbang, MMF, etc
3: Sissy hypno, JOI, CEI etc

4)You like to keep your pubes...

0: Natural and hairy
1: Plenty of hair, but keep it neat
2: Neatly trimmed, keep it short
3: Nice and clean shaven

5)You walk in on your friend jacking off and is dick is huge...

0: "We probably can't be friends any more"
1: Pretend like it didn't happen and never speak of it
2: Secretly jerk off about it later when you're by yourself
3: Offer him a hand (or mouth)

6)You haven't cum for awhile. You're jerking off and about to cum

0: You make sure you don't get any on you
1: Let it fall where it may, quickly clean it up
2: Shoot it all over you
3: Try to get some in your mouth

7)You're chatting with a guy online and he asks you to show him your cock

0: Disconnect
1: "It's a little weird but I guess so"
2: Happily show him your cock
3: You end up jerking off for him

8)You're at the beach and you see a muscular man in a speedo

0: "Gross"
1: You feel slightly uncomfortable
2: "He's in good shape, he must workout"
3: "Fuck Me! No, really, fuck me please."

9)How often do you jerk off?

0: Never. You only have sex, with women.
1: Every now and then, especially when you aren't getting laid
2: Pretty much everyday
3: As often as you can (or are allowed to)

10)Some girls you're friends with suggest dressing you up like a school girl complete with stuffed bra, panties, blouse, skirt, wig, and make-up

0: It's a stupid idea and you won't do it no matter what they say
1: It could be funny
2: It sounds like fun
3: It really turns you on



11-20:

Maybe a little Bi-Curious. You've probably thought about being with a guy a few times in your life. See where it goes, but I wouldn't jump off the deep end.

[nastylarry]

I thought I'd fill one out, since it's been awhile since I posted this.

Part 1: Choose 0-3 for each question below based on which answer best describes you in that situation (If it's easier copy/paste then bold/underline/highlight etc your answers)

1)You see a woman wearing sexy lingerie...

0: "Take that shit off so we can fuck"
1: "Wow, sexy!"
2: "That lingerie sure looks good"
3: "Where can I get some?"

2)When you watch porn the guy's dick should...

0: You don't care about his dick
1: "...at least be hard"
2: "...be hard and big"
3: "... be in your mouth"

3)The porn you'd prefer to watch the most is...

0: Girl on girl, no dicks
1: Your standard MF, MFF, etc
2: Cumshot compilation, gangbang, MMF, etc
3: Sissy hypno, JOI, CEI etc

4)You like to keep your pubes...

0: Natural and hairy
1: Plenty of hair, but keep it neat
2: Neatly trimmed, keep it short
3: Nice and clean shaven

5)You walk in on your friend jacking off and is dick is huge...

0: "We probably can't be friends any more"
1: Pretend like it didn't happen and never speak of it
2: Secretly jerk off about it later when you're by yourself
3: Offer him a hand (or mouth)

6)You haven't cum for awhile. You're jerking off and about to cum

0: You make sure you don't get any on you
1: Let it fall where it may, quickly clean it up
2: Shoot it all over you
3: Try to get some in your mouth

7)You're chatting with a guy online and he asks you to show him your cock

0: Disconnect
1: "It's a little weird but I guess so"
2: Happily show him your cock
3: You end up jerking off for him

8)You're at the beach and you see a muscular man in a speedo

0: "Gross"
1: You feel slightly uncomfortable
2: "He's in good shape, he must workout"
3: "Fuck Me! No, really, fuck me please."

9)How often do you jerk off?

0: Never. You only have sex, with women.
1: Every now and then, especially when you aren't getting laid
2: Pretty much everyday
3: As often as you can (or are allowed to)

10)Some girls you're friends with suggest dressing you up like a school girl complete with stuffed bra, panties, blouse, skirt, wig, and make-up

0: It's a stupid idea and you won't do it no matter what they say
1: It could be funny
2: It sounds like fun
3: It really turns you on

23 - Yeah, you're Bi. You know you've thought about penises on more than one occasion and it turns you on. Embrace it! More attraction equals more fun!

Yeah that sounds about right, but I did make the quiz. Pretty much all of the 2's are 3's when I'm horny or have been edging.

[Sola the Ichinensei]

1)You see a woman wearing sexy lingerie...

1: "Wow, sexy!"


2)When you watch porn the guy's dick should...
0: You don't care about his dick

3)The porn you'd prefer to watch the most is...

0: Girl on girl, no dicks

4)You like to keep your pubes...
0: Natural and hairy

5)You walk in on your friend jacking off and is dick is huge...

1: Pretend like it didn't happen and never speak of it

6)You haven't cum for awhile. You're jerking off and about to cum


1: Let it fall where it may, quickly clean it up

7)You're chatting with a guy online and he asks you to show him your cock

0: Disconnect

8)You're at the beach and you see a muscular man in a speedo

1: You feel slightly uncomfortable

9)How often do you jerk off?

N/A

10)Some girls you're friends with suggest dressing you up like a school girl complete with stuffed bra, panties, blouse, skirt, wig, and make-up
1: It could be funny

[jml3030]

1)You see a woman wearing sexy lingerie...

0: "Take that shit off so we can fuck"
1: "Wow, sexy!"
2: "That lingerie sure looks good"
3: "Where can I get some?"

2)When you watch porn the guy's dick should...

0: You don't care about his dick
1: "...at least be hard"
2: "...be hard and big"
3: "... be in your mouth"

3)The porn you'd prefer to watch the most is...

0: Girl on girl, no dicks
1: Your standard MF, MFF, etc
2: Cumshot compilation, gangbang, MMF, etc
3: Sissy hypno, JOI, CEI etc

4)You like to keep your pubes...

0: Natural and hairy
1: Plenty of hair, but keep it neat
2: Neatly trimmed, keep it short
3: Nice and clean shaven

5)You walk in on your friend jacking off and is dick is huge...

0: "We probably can't be friends any more"
1: Pretend like it didn't happen and never speak of it
2: Secretly jerk off about it later when you're by yourself
3: Offer him a hand (or mouth)

6)You haven't cum for awhile. You're jerking off and about to cum

0: You make sure you don't get any on you
1: Let it fall where it may, quickly clean it up
2: Shoot it all over you
3: Try to get some in your mouth

7)You're chatting with a guy online and he asks you to show him your cock

0: Disconnect
1: "It's a little weird but I guess so"
2: Happily show him your cock
3: You end up jerking off for him

8)You're at the beach and you see a muscular man in a speedo

0: "Gross"
1: You feel slightly uncomfortable
2: "He's in good shape, he must workout"
3: "Fuck Me! No, really, fuck me please."

9)How often do you jerk off?

0: Never. You only have sex, with women.
1: Every now and then, especially when you aren't getting laid
2: Pretty much everyday
3: As often as you can (or are allowed to)

10)Some girls you're friends with suggest dressing you up like a school girl complete with stuffed bra, panties, blouse, skirt, wig, and make-up

0: It's a stupid idea and you won't do it no matter what they say
1: It could be funny
2: It sounds like fun
3: It really turns you on

...I love more fun!

[eoin62]

Without posting all of the questions/answers, I scored a 14. Seeing as how I am gay, does that mean I'm hetero curious?

[Loserboy202]

1)You see a woman wearing sexy lingerie...

0: "Take that shit off so we can fuck"
1: "Wow, sexy!"
2: "That lingerie sure looks good"
3: "Where can I get some?"

2)When you watch porn the guy's dick should...

0: You don't care about his dick
1: "...at least be hard"
2: "...be hard and big"
3: "... be in your mouth"

3)The porn you'd prefer to watch the most is...

0: Girl on girl, no dicks
1: Your standard MF, MFF, etc
2: Cumshot compilation, gangbang, MMF, etc
3: Sissy hypno, JOI, CEI etc

4)You like to keep your pubes...

0: Natural and hairy
1: Plenty of hair, but keep it neat
2: Neatly trimmed, keep it short
3: Nice and clean shaven

5)You walk in on your friend jacking off and is dick is huge...

0: "We probably can't be friends any more"
1: Pretend like it didn't happen and never speak of it
2: Secretly jerk off about it later when you're by yourself
3: Offer him a hand (or mouth)

6)You haven't cum for awhile. You're jerking off and about to cum

0: You make sure you don't get any on you
1: Let it fall where it may, quickly clean it up
2: Shoot it all over you
3: Try to get some in your mouth

7)You're chatting with a guy online and he asks you to show him your cock

0: Disconnect
1: "It's a little weird but I guess so"
2: Happily show him your cock
3: You end up jerking off for him

8)You're at the beach and you see a muscular man in a speedo

0: "Gross"
1: You feel slightly uncomfortable
2: "He's in good shape, he must workout"
3: "Fuck Me! No, really, fuck me please."

9)How often do you jerk off?

0: Never. You only have sex, with women.
1: Every now and then, especially when you aren't getting laid
2: Pretty much everyday
3: As often as you can (or are allowed to)

10)Some girls you're friends with suggest dressing you up like a school girl complete with stuffed bra, panties, blouse, skirt, wig, and make-up

0: It's a stupid idea and you won't do it no matter what they say
1: It could be funny
2: It sounds like fun
3: It really turns you on


Maybe a little Bi-Curious. You've probably thought about being with a guy a few times in your life. See where it goes, but I wouldn't jump off the deep end.

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Matt:]

Part 1: Choose 0-3 for each question below based on which answer best describes you in that situation (If it's easier copy/paste then bold/underline/highlight etc your answers)

1)You see a woman wearing sexy lingerie...

0: "Take that shit off so we can fuck"
1: "Wow, sexy!"
2: "That lingerie sure looks good"
3: "Where can I get some?"

2)When you watch porn the guy's dick should...

0: You don't care about his dick
1: "...at least be hard"
2: "...be hard and big"
3: "... be in your mouth"

3)The porn you'd prefer to watch the most is...

0: Girl on girl, no dicks
1: Your standard MF, MFF, etc
2: Cumshot compilation, gangbang, MMF, etc
3: Sissy hypno, JOI, CEI etc

4)You like to keep your pubes...

0: Natural and hairy
1: Plenty of hair, but keep it neat
2: Neatly trimmed, keep it short
3: Nice and clean shaven

5)You walk in on your friend jacking off and is dick is huge...

0: "We probably can't be friends any more"
1: Pretend like it didn't happen and never speak of it
2: Secretly jerk off about it later when you're by yourself
3: Offer him a hand (or mouth)

6)You haven't cum for awhile. You're jerking off and about to cum

0: You make sure you don't get any on you
1: Let it fall where it may, quickly clean it up
2: Shoot it all over you
3: Try to get some in your mouth

7)You're chatting with a guy online and he asks you to show him your cock

0: Disconnect
1: "It's a little weird but I guess so"
2: Happily show him your cock
3: You end up jerking off for him

8)You're at the beach and you see a muscular man in a speedo

0: "Gross"
1: You feel slightly uncomfortable
2: "He's in good shape, he must workout"
3: "Fuck Me! No, really, fuck me please."

9)How often do you jerk off?

0: Never. You only have sex, with women.
1: Every now and then, especially when you aren't getting laid
2: Pretty much everyday
3: As often as you can (or are allowed to)

10)Some girls you're friends with suggest dressing you up like a school girl complete with stuffed bra, panties, blouse, skirt, wig, and make-up

0: It's a stupid idea and you won't do it no matter what they say
1: It could be funny
2: It sounds like fun
3: It really turns you on



Part 2: Add up the corresponding number to all of your answers and use the total to get your results



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Spoiler:

Average straight guy. You aren't afraid of dicks, but you definitely don't like them.