Dares for a day (16 Aug)

[pain slut joe]

I really like the recent threads of people requesting tasks / dares to be accomplished for a limited period of time, and I find myself in the situation to offer the same.

Therefore, please feel free to post dares / tasks, within my limits of course, directly in this thread and I will accomplish to the best of my ability on Tuesday, 16 Aug, between 6 Am and 6 pm local time. If you prefer to send a PM, please do so and I will copy the task (but not the giver) into the thread.

Please limit length of tasks to 10-15 minutes each. Longer tasks will be considered on a case-by-case basis (e.g. insert plug for entire day, bladder control, etc,) and dependent on number of tasks received.

EDIT: Forgot to mention when I original posted this, You are can also control my meals, what I eat (within limits and scat is not!), how. I do deserve the right to 4 cafés (some things are definitely reserved.

2nd EDIT: EDGES Reading the tasks received so far, i know now i will not be able to achieve as many edges as given. Taking this into consideration, i ask that any additional tasks do not include edging (not for not wanting to, just that i know it is unrealistic for me to do more.) Thank You for Your consideration!

I do reserve the right to reject tasks I feel violate my limits or feel are too extreme or modify after agreement with tasker. I will also work out conflicting tasks. Speaking of which, I am in denial, so no orgasms allowed.

Upon completion, I will post a detailed report of all tasks completed and failed.

Speaking of failed tasks, I will have another opportunity in the near future to repeat this, so punishments for failed tasks can be included the next time I do this (if this works out) or completed as soon as possible, as the darer prefers.

Thanks for your time and creativeness. (Hope I do not regret this!)

[roseycheeks2]

right when you wake up spank your ass and balls for 10 minutes

[daresub19]

I promised didn't i?

2 ice cubes up your ass, ever 2 hrs

I'll teach you to mention the bell SPANK x 20 each cheek a wooden spoon or similar

and the damn red bows too!! BAD PUPPY x 20 each same object

and if you still want more you can edge from anal only, 5 times all at least 1 hr apart

have fun cya!

[b69]

Give 5 edges with toothpaste as lube. Clothes pins on your nipples, ear lobe, and tongue during your edges. 10 balls slaps per ball after the first edge, adding 5 additional ball slaps after each edge, (2nd edge 15, 3rd edge 20, etc.). You cannot cum. If you do, you must eat your cum.

[Painslut Amanda]

Tie your balls tightly and edge 10 times

[Lindsey95]

Here are three little tasks for you, have fun:

#1
Spank each foot 5 times each time you start any task that day. Use a wooden spoon or a belt.

#2
At some point stop going to the loo. When you feel maximum pressure to pee you have to edge once. If successful (meaning you really get close to cumming) you can pee in a toilet, otherwise you have to pee anywhere else (outside, or in a bottle, etc.)

#3
Watch 20 mins of porn while being naked and without touching your genitals even once.

[pain slut joe]

From an anonymous contributor:

Tie your balls VERY tightly leave for 1 hour at the end of the hour....

Well... maybe those sore and red little balls need something first, 50 HARD smacks with a wooden spoon on each ball. If you can edge in the next 1 minute your are free to untie. If not, 50 more HARD smacks to each ball.

[pain slut joe]

Another anonymous dare:

Insert favorite anal toy for 5 minutes; fuck myself same pace as I stroke until i achieve 10 edges, no cumming. Enjoy

[lop747]

#1 Your breakfast will be some cereal eaten from a bowl on the floor. Your hands and feet will be tied to your balls. YOu hands tied as closely to them as possible. This is to be done at 6am and nothing else is to be done until bowl is empty
#2 It is time to get nice and clean. Get in the shower and get nice and clean. Make sure to get your mouth clean as well with a few minutes of mouth soaping. Tie a open water bottle to your balls. This should help you conserve a little water by making you want to get out sooner.
#3 When ever you have to move about on the day, you must crawl with a decently heavy object tied to your genitals.
#4 To play off the peeing task above, you must drink a cup of water every 15 minutes in order to get you ready. Do this all day (or half the day if it gets boring) and do the above dare every time you have to pee.
#5 Time for lunch. Get a piece of bread. Every time you do an edging dare and leak a little precum, it needs to go on the piece of bread. Nobody likes dry bread
#6 Before you eat the bread, edge one last time by humping it. Eat it from the plate like you did your cereal this morning.
#7 Bend over boy. Time to get your ass nice and red. Get into a doggy position and spank your ass 50x(a six sided dice roll). Each 50 must be done with a different implement. The first 50 with a belt
#8 Time for a little pleasure. Tie your hands behind your back. You may walk for this task. Find 5 different objects in your house and hump them to and edge.
#9 A little more pleasure. While still tied, find 3 things to sit on and fuck yourself to an edge through anal. If you can't do this in 15 minutes, you may untie your hands and find something handheld to use
#10 Dinner time, and a lot like lunch time people don't like dry bread. This time make yourself a sandwich. Your sauce you may ask... you will pee on your sandwich. You may use your hands this time but it should be interesting holding it together. Anything that falls off the sandwich must be licked clean off the plate

[Australia]

Tie balls and edge for 1 hour constant while doing this you must have the underwear you have worn today (Aug 15) in your mouth with a spoon in your bum. Use toothpaste (man) or water/spit (wuss) if you use water/ spit you must slap balls after every edge if u use toothpaste u dont slap your balls if u use water tie you feet to your balls and shower if you use toothpaste undo your tied balls shower and dm me a dare using limits without using cam or pics. if u use spit u must dm me for another dare

[pain slut joe]

Anonymous task from another concerned gD citizen:

Perform task for 15 min: tie a rope to the top of the ceiling and connect two ropes hanging from there with clamps (clothespin can be used) till 1 foot below your nipples.

With another piece of rope, tie one end to genitals and other to toes and secure the toes together; the length of the rope should be short enough that you have to bend your knees and at the moment you nipples are at the height of the clamps.

Fix the clamps to nipples so that you can't crouch because of the nipple clamps, and can't stand completely because of the rope from genitals to toes.

If clamps come off, put it back on again and add another clamp for your lips, ears, etc.

[pain slut joe]

Task directed by Master CF

spend the entire day with your butt-plug inserted. 3 times throughout the day, sit on it so that it presses deeper for five minutes while edging.

[pain slut joe]

thread closed

I made a blog (actually 3) describing the day if interested"

http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=79255
http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=79258
http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=79259

Thanks once again to all who provided tasks and supported me in other ways through this challenge!

[pain slut joe]

A small bump as I find myself with privacy to repeat this "adventure"!

Saturday, 22 July : I am repeating this thread; please see first post of this thread for more details, but in short: I am accepting dares for a day. Feel free to add (custom dares appreciated versus my pm dares, but I am open to all - within limits) and spread the word.

[Honeycombs]

In a similar vein to the dare you gave me, you must have a pair of your dirty underwear stuffed in your mouth for 60 minutes that day, to be done all in one session.