How would you cure the Person Above?

lokelake · 07-06-2009, 07:30 PM

I have yet another idea for a person above thing.

So, a person would state what problem he/she has. Like, a sickness, sore body parts, broken bones/muscles ect..., anything that would require a cure to get better.
The next poster, would state how he/she would cure the person above. Then that same poster, will state a problem he/she has, and so on and so forth.

Try to be silly and wacky with these cures.

Here we go:

I have a headache.

nitsuga · 07-06-2009, 07:39 PM

Smoke a cigarette and take 6 aspiirins

lokelake · 07-06-2009, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nitsuga

Smoke a cigarette and take 6 aspiirins

Come up with a problem now. Same format as all the other person above theads.

nitsuga · 07-06-2009, 07:50 PM

Oh yeah sorry, I have influenza.

lokelake · 07-06-2009, 07:53 PM

I will cure you by cutting your tounge in half.

I have a hair that keeps growing back off of my toe nail every time I cut it ("it" as in the hair).

Komodo Jones · 07-06-2009, 08:12 PM

I would amputate the toe.

I have a serious pounding headache right now and an upset stomach...and I'm being serious.

urlilslave080 · 07-06-2009, 08:52 PM

i would break your finger to take the pain away from you head and stomach.

i have a second mutated head growing out of my neck

kelkjo25 · 07-06-2009, 09:02 PM

I would kick you in the ribs before i sever it ( to lessen the pain in your head)

OH NOES MY FINGERS FELL OFF AND NOW SNAKES ARE GROWING OUT!!!!

dragonator · 07-06-2009, 10:15 PM

i would kill the snames and then brand your hand where the fingers fell off (to stop the bleeding)

my side and stomach hurt (from getting hit with that sword earlier maybe?)

urlilslave080 · 07-06-2009, 10:17 PM

I would rub some dirt in it and tell you to take a daily dose of cement to harden up, haha.

My head rolled off

dragonator · 07-06-2009, 10:19 PM

i would bury you because by now your already dead

my side and stomach are as hard as cement and i can barely move now lol

kelkjo25 · 07-07-2009, 07:02 PM

I would ninja kick you to break it.

I ate bad chinese now im throwing up!

softeyes · 07-08-2009, 02:44 AM

eat another bad chinese.

my problem is serious.. my coke is getting warm..

dragonator · 07-08-2009, 06:58 AM

i throw it outside into the snow

my teeth ache

DaVance · 07-08-2009, 07:06 AM

I'd knock your teeth out one by one with a hammer and chisel.

An 80,000 pound truck ran over me on the highway.

07-06-2009, 07:30 PM	#1
lokelake getDare Succubus Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The United States Posts: 1,673 Blog Entries: 288	How would you cure the Person Above? I have yet another idea for a person above thing. So, a person would state what problem he/she has. Like, a sickness, sore body parts, broken bones/muscles ect..., anything that would require a cure to get better. The next poster, would state how he/she would cure the person above. Then that same poster, will state a problem he/she has, and so on and so forth. Try to be silly and wacky with these cures. Here we go: I have a headache.

07-06-2009, 08:12 PM	#6
Komodo Jones getDare Succubus Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: in your fantasies...it's ok you can admit it Posts: 1,755 Blog Entries: 97	I would amputate the toe. I have a serious pounding headache right now and an upset stomach...and I'm being serious. __________________ KJ 38/male/partially bi/switch D/s Status: Protector, Dom and Daddy of pixie.dust I love meeting new, nice, smart people. I communicate through Discord mainly. What are my limits/likes/supplies? Click here! Check Out my Literary Works Targeting the Ignored [Fiction] Some Stuff I've Done (Non-Fiction)

07-06-2009, 08:52 PM	#7
urlilslave080 Distinguished Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: australia Posts: 587 Blog Entries: 1	i would break your finger to take the pain away from you head and stomach. i have a second mutated head growing out of my neck __________________ IF YOU WANT TO PLAY A DARE GAME AND HAVE A DECK OF CARDS BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY THREAD TEXAS DARE EM http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=23559 OR IF YOU HAVE DICE CHECK OUt MY NEW DICE DARE GAME http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=27595 Happy Daring

07-06-2009, 10:15 PM	#9
dragonator getDare Devil Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,477	i would kill the snames and then brand your hand where the fingers fell off (to stop the bleeding) my side and stomach hurt (from getting hit with that sword earlier maybe?) __________________ male likes: sexual public humiliation, sexual, public, and humiliation i also like anal as long as its safe. limits: family, and illegal to the point il get caught i must do any dare that i get as long as this is a part of my signiture I was dared to post my full erect length. my full erect penis length is 3 inches.

07-06-2009, 10:17 PM	#10
urlilslave080 Distinguished Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: australia Posts: 587 Blog Entries: 1	I would rub some dirt in it and tell you to take a daily dose of cement to harden up, haha. My head rolled off __________________ IF YOU WANT TO PLAY A DARE GAME AND HAVE A DECK OF CARDS BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY THREAD TEXAS DARE EM http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=23559 OR IF YOU HAVE DICE CHECK OUt MY NEW DICE DARE GAME http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=27595 Happy Daring

07-06-2009, 07:39 PM	#2
nitsuga Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina Posts: 71	Smoke a cigarette and take 6 aspiirins

07-06-2009, 07:50 PM	#4
nitsuga Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina Posts: 71	Oh yeah sorry, I have influenza.

07-06-2009, 07:53 PM	#5
lokelake getDare Succubus Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The United States Posts: 1,673 Blog Entries: 288	I will cure you by cutting your tounge in half. I have a hair that keeps growing back off of my toe nail every time I cut it ("it" as in the hair).

07-06-2009, 09:02 PM	#8
kelkjo25 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 12 Blog Entries: 2	I would kick you in the ribs before i sever it ( to lessen the pain in your head) OH NOES MY FINGERS FELL OFF AND NOW SNAKES ARE GROWING OUT!!!!

07-06-2009, 10:19 PM	#11
dragonator getDare Devil Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,477	i would bury you because by now your already dead my side and stomach are as hard as cement and i can barely move now lol __________________ male likes: sexual public humiliation, sexual, public, and humiliation i also like anal as long as its safe. limits: family, and illegal to the point il get caught i must do any dare that i get as long as this is a part of my signiture I was dared to post my full erect length. my full erect penis length is 3 inches.

07-07-2009, 07:02 PM	#12
kelkjo25 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 12 Blog Entries: 2	I would ninja kick you to break it. I ate bad chinese now im throwing up!

07-08-2009, 02:44 AM	#13
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07-08-2009, 06:58 AM	#14
dragonator getDare Devil Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,477	i throw it outside into the snow my teeth ache __________________ male likes: sexual public humiliation, sexual, public, and humiliation i also like anal as long as its safe. limits: family, and illegal to the point il get caught i must do any dare that i get as long as this is a part of my signiture I was dared to post my full erect length. my full erect penis length is 3 inches.

07-08-2009, 07:06 AM	#15
DaVance Distinguished Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 915	I'd knock your teeth out one by one with a hammer and chisel. An 80,000 pound truck ran over me on the highway.