20/female/switch seeks any age/any sex/slave in any location (very strict)

eivins · 05-04-2015, 02:46 PM

20/female/switch seeks any age/any sex/slave in any location (very strict)

About Princess Lizzy

I am a twenty year old non-practicing bisexual Jewess. I have a boyfriend who is domly, I am not looking to replace that. I am looking to explore my switchy witchy side. Imagine Mother Gothel from Tangled. I am very busy and have almost no time for DrW let alone anyone else. My current D/s comes first. Still, I wanted to make an ad for my own amusement. I enjoy watching Disney movies and reading ancient literature. In my spare time, I thoroughly enjoy castrating and waffling penises. I like being subby and my domly side only makes very rare appearances. Unless you happen to be my boyfriend, and then it comes out a lot more.
After all, Lizzy knows best.

About You

Must sing me Disney songs
Must be in permanent denial
Must enjoy extreme humiliation caused by yourself (I don't want to do that)
Must get off on hairy legs
Must be an exhibitionist whore
Must be asexual
Must not be annoying
Must be happy with minimal contact
Must not want to be friends (bow down, bitch!)
Must consider themselves lowly and lesser beings
Must refer to yourself as "it"
Must have zero limits
Must not respect yourself
Must respect my Dom
Must love feet
Must love pee
Must aspire to be a toilet slave
Must not post on my wall
Must not send PM messages
Must not have any sort of smart phone
Must not have stable Internet
Must have cam
Must show face
Must love being an anal slut
Must love CBT
Must have a clothespin fetish
Must be open to trying anything once or twice
Must have a second favorite color
Must love the Lion King
Must love pajamas
Must love being naked
Must love shoes
Must love being barefoot
Must have an appreciation for all beautiful things
MUST PLAY TSUM TSUM

Likes/Dislikes/Limits

I like waffles, cheese, Ice Cream, Disney, Princesses, cheese, syrup, pumpkin, waffles, kisses, hugs, orgasms, more orgasms, pretty things, treasure, TSUM TSUM, cuddles, cuddly things, cheese, whipped cream, food, pasta, Italian food, Chinese food, Mexican food, all kinds of food, I love food.

Dislikes cilantro and willies.

My limits change daily.

YOU MUST HAVE NO LIMITS

How to apply for this position

Write a thirteen thousand and three and a half word essay on cheese
List all of your favorite Disney movies in order and rate them
A 65 page paper on why you deserve to be my subby
Make me laugh
Be a simpleton
Tell me nothing about yourself
Write in sparkles
Send me lots of lovely pictures of sunsets, cheese, food, and your face

pet monkey · 05-04-2015, 03:21 PM

Aw man! I was going to apply but I don't play tsum tsum ... Oh.. And I'm already owned! (I really just wanted to say that again)

BunnyEmmy · 05-04-2015, 04:00 PM

lol Lizzy i am dying cracking up to this ad it is very well done even for being waayyyyy over the top lol, you are wonderfully hilarious

heroin · 05-04-2015, 05:14 PM

Freaking hilarious ad. Good luck!

lola.fox · 05-04-2015, 05:48 PM

You had me at Jewess!

I'll be applying for this ad..although i will have to enforce my ONLY limit.. cilantro. You're a better person than i am for only listing it under your dislikes!

Faskwa · 05-04-2015, 05:49 PM

Hahahahah ohhhhh that was amazing! Good read 10/10.

ForeverAlways · 05-04-2015, 07:26 PM

I was going to apply, but I don't play tsum tsum either

Hilarious ad though, and an awesome read! Five stars for you

Good luck on your search, hahaha

Computergeek94 · 05-04-2015, 07:31 PM

I WOULD but some of these requirements didn't quite click with me :/

Hollyann · 05-04-2015, 07:51 PM

I would apply but my essay was only thirteen thousand and two words.

M.G · 05-04-2015, 08:33 PM

Where can we submit the thirteen thousand, three and a half word essay on cheese, our favorite Disney movies, the 65 page paper on why we deserve to be you subby and lovely pictures of sunsets, cheese, food, and your face?

Do you have a preferred color in terms of 'writing' in sparkles?

cbtslave999 · 05-04-2015, 09:02 PM

must be hard, to be so many must be's for one person.

eivins · 05-04-2015, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cbtslave999

must be hard, to be so many must be's for one person.

but there's actually one guy who fits every single "must be". His list is somewhat more sensical though.

Lola, you basically win just with your lovely personality! (And boobs) You can even have cilantro as a limit! I'd even waive all of the "Must's" and "requirements" for you!

@M.G- To my kik, obviously.

@colosubguy- YAY!!!!

To everyone else: I'm glad you were amused by my drollery!

SweetTeen · 05-04-2015, 10:37 PM

I wrote You a pm miss. Hope i get taken

ganduman · 05-05-2015, 12:14 AM

Mistress lizzie im too lazy to type that much. Would you accept me as your slave?
Oh and ignore my limits

05-04-2015, 02:46 PM	#1
eivins getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 301	20/female/switch seeks any age/any sex/slave in any location (very strict) 20/female/switch seeks any age/any sex/slave in any location (very strict) About Princess Lizzy I am a twenty year old non-practicing bisexual Jewess. I have a boyfriend who is domly, I am *not* looking to replace that. I am looking to explore my switchy witchy side. Imagine Mother Gothel from Tangled. I am very busy and have almost no time for DrW let alone anyone else. My current D/s comes first. Still, I wanted to make an ad for my own amusement. I enjoy watching Disney movies and reading ancient literature. In my spare time, I thoroughly enjoy castrating and waffling penises. I like being subby and my domly side only makes very rare appearances. Unless you happen to be my boyfriend, and then it comes out a lot more. After all, Lizzy knows best. About You Must sing me Disney songs Must be in permanent denial Must enjoy extreme humiliation caused by yourself (I don't want to do that) Must get off on hairy legs Must be an exhibitionist whore Must be asexual Must not be annoying Must be happy with minimal contact Must not want to be friends (bow down, bitch!) Must consider themselves lowly and lesser beings Must refer to yourself as "it" Must have zero limits Must not respect yourself Must respect my Dom Must love feet Must love pee Must aspire to be a toilet slave Must not post on my wall Must not send PM messages Must not have any sort of smart phone Must not have stable Internet Must have cam Must show face Must love being an anal slut Must love CBT Must have a clothespin fetish Must be open to trying anything once or twice Must have a second favorite color Must love the Lion King Must love pajamas Must love being naked Must love shoes Must love being barefoot Must have an appreciation for all beautiful things MUST PLAY TSUM TSUM Likes/Dislikes/Limits I like waffles, cheese, Ice Cream, Disney, Princesses, cheese, syrup, pumpkin, waffles, kisses, hugs, orgasms, more orgasms, pretty things, treasure, TSUM TSUM, cuddles, cuddly things, cheese, whipped cream, food, pasta, Italian food, Chinese food, Mexican food, all kinds of food, I love food. Dislikes cilantro and willies. My limits change daily. YOU MUST HAVE NO LIMITS How to apply for this position Write a thirteen thousand and three and a half word essay on cheese List all of your favorite Disney movies in order and rate them A 65 page paper on why you deserve to be my subby Make me laugh Be a simpleton Tell me nothing about yourself Write in sparkles Send me lots of lovely pictures of sunsets, cheese, food, and your face Last edited by eivins; 05-04-2015 at 02:51 PM.

05-04-2015, 03:21 PM	#2
pet monkey getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA Posts: 1,249 Blog Entries: 100	Aw man! I was going to apply but I don't play tsum tsum ... Oh.. And I'm already owned! (I really just wanted to say that again) __________________ Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪

05-04-2015, 04:00 PM	#3
BunnyEmmy getDare DiaperBunny Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: My nursery Posts: 305 Blog Entries: 1	lol Lizzy i am dying cracking up to this ad it is very well done even for being waayyyyy over the top lol, you are wonderfully hilarious __________________ 28/SissyBaby/2" Clitty/Diaper Dependant/Straight Please include SPANKINGS, DIAPERS AND GIRLY STUFF in all my dares I'm such a desperate slut, PLEASE help turn me into a big stinky sissy baby! Sissy and proud! kik:Mommyizzy143 I want my diaper full ALWAYS Trapped in diapers till: 12/1/23 ♥I am a Little :3 Always call me Baby Emmy♥ Likes/Dislikes/Limits/Pmdares

05-04-2015, 05:14 PM	#4
heroin Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Ontario Posts: 50	Freaking hilarious ad. Good luck! __________________ 26, M, straight. Kik: 00_Stephen If I don't reply to any kik message in under 1 minute, I'll lick the floor for you like the bitch I am (and do whatever else you desire.)

05-04-2015, 07:26 PM	#7
ForeverAlways getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Hogwarts Posts: 278 Blog Entries: 6	I was going to apply, but I don't play tsum tsum either Hilarious ad though, and an awesome read! Five stars for you Good luck on your search, hahaha __________________ "Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak, & notice more than you realize." ~Unknown 20/F/Switchy/Straightish Likes/Dislikes/Limits AMA Last edited by ForeverAlways; 05-04-2015 at 07:28 PM.

05-04-2015, 05:48 PM	#5
lola.fox ♡ limited edition - cock tease barbie ♡ Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 1,803 Blog Entries: 53	You had me at Jewess! I'll be applying for this ad..although i will have to enforce my ONLY limit.. cilantro. You're a better person than i am for only listing it under your dislikes!

05-04-2015, 05:49 PM	#6
Faskwa getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: USA WEST SIDE GMT+8 Posts: 267 Blog Entries: 2	Hahahahah ohhhhh that was amazing! Good read 10/10.

05-04-2015, 07:31 PM	#8
Computergeek94 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 413 Blog Entries: 14	I WOULD but some of these requirements didn't quite click with me :/ __________________ 30/M Switch *Locked in chastity* Kik/Skype - Samswitch94 Message me Chastity Check on Kik. Likes/Limits

05-04-2015, 07:51 PM	#9
Hollyann Distinguished Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: USA Posts: 838 Blog Entries: 3	I would apply but my essay was only thirteen thousand and two words. __________________ 26/f/les. Switch. Add me on kik hollynn1213 Looking for a female slave Likes- nipple torture, humiliation, insertions, anal, semi public, risk of getting caught, pain. Dislikes (or maybe what I really like the most) big insertions, a lot of pain, high chance of getting caught. Limits- family, friends, blatant public, too much pain, to large insertion, pics (unless we're friends).

05-04-2015, 08:33 PM	#10
M.G getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi Oi Oi! Posts: 442 Blog Entries: 20	Where can we submit the thirteen thousand, three and a half word essay on cheese, our favorite Disney movies, the 65 page paper on why we deserve to be you subby and lovely pictures of sunsets, cheese, food, and your face? Do you have a preferred color in terms of 'writing' in sparkles? __________________ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ HELLO, I'M M.G I HOPE YOU HAVE AN EXTREMELY KINKY DAY. - A DOM TRYING TO FIND HIMSELF - - B H- - AMA - - TUMBLR - ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

05-04-2015, 09:02 PM	#11
cbtslave999 Distinguished Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: USA Posts: 581 Blog Entries: 6	must be hard, to be so many must be's for one person.

05-04-2015, 10:37 PM	#13
SweetTeen getDare Addict Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Germany Posts: 2,045 Blog Entries: 31	I wrote You a pm miss. Hope i get taken __________________ Likes Ask me anything !

05-05-2015, 12:14 AM	#14
ganduman Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: DUBAI Posts: 130	Mistress lizzie im too lazy to type that much. Would you accept me as your slave? Oh and ignore my limits __________________ MALE SISSY & SWITCHY CHECK OUT MY THREAD -- http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=216757 LIMITS - Blood, Scat, Social Suicide, Public, Permanent, Heavy Pain Trying to overcome porn addiction! SKYPE - gandu.man KIK- Treble467 You can PM me on GD too