Well, it's Friday night and, as with all Fridays, my sister and our cousin Robyn came to spend the night. Sometimes we have my little cousins (Owen and Beth) to look after on a Friday, but today it was just the three of us.

Usually, Friday is a chance for Robyn and Paisley to catch up with each other but for some reason, Paisley speant the whole day following me around the house. I kind of realised that my sister and I haven't spoken much lately, even when I go to the parents' house (where...

When I was younger and was just discovering my attraction towards men, I needed a subtle way to explain things to my younger sister. So, thinking it might be a sweet way of doing it and thinking it might make my sister laugh, I took my collection of teddy bears (shut up, I'm a man, alright?) and proceded to put on a play, which I'm going to write in story form right here.

I've mostly just written this for Ghosty-chan's (Rachie) benefit, as she obviously seems to appreciate this kind of...

Carefully avoiding any broken glass that might lead the way to this subject, it seems that the childish relationship between Leo and I has led to poor little Maggy being scolded. A personal joke between the two of us has been severely missunderstood and, because of this, we've had to end it... Which means I had to stop teasing the cheeky little runt. I think you'll all see why this is so disappointing.

And so, to stop such a tragedy occurring again in the future, I feel I should explain...

Ok, Maggy needs to rant. Maggy really needs to rant and he's not about to violate the getDare forums with this kind of raging so I'm going to let it out here, on my own blog. DO NOT READ if you're liable to find hatefull comments and rude language offensive, irritating, unsuitable. If you know you're the person I'm aiming this at, please don't read. I'm hating you here. Yes, hating you. In words. In a blog. With the kind of hate that only you could pull out of someone. I am actually putting. In words....

So, as I've probably said once or twice before, Maggy here is an aspiring explorer. Despite my love for my home country, I have surprisingly itchy feet and hate to stay in one place for longer than a month or so.

Because of my love of travelling, it stands to reason that I have many a wonderfull story to tell. Mix that with my pansexual nature and you have an instant gallery of sexual, romantic and often unorthodox experiences. From the naughty games we played in high school, to the master/slave...