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Silly PM Dare Blog Topics 2.

Posted 07-13-2016 at 03:42 PM by IceMaiden

*This is for the PM dare:

Homework time: I will write a blog on a topic of your choice (max 200 words) Whilst writing I will place a bullet on my clit for the duration of writing and will not edit it when posting.

*The TV Shows DO contain spoilers.

*She's so sorry for the typing!

~What I think my dog thinks.

She thinks her dog thinks she is probably crazy. This is because she often speaks to her as though she can understand her. Why does she do this? Because sehe can damn it! Everyone laughs saying that the dog can't understand but if she couldn't how would she know the sit and stay commands? How would she know to come to her when called?

She thinks her dog thinks she gives her kisses far too much and she thinks the dog thinks her boobs are a pillow. Because the dog always lies down and flops on her chest and goes to sleep and stretches out all over her with no care at all for if she is comfortable or not.

Just a few hours ago she was lay on the couch watching a tV series and the dog promptly dived on her and curled in a ball over her chest. it was very uncomfortable and her paws dug in her skin but she felt too mean if she moved her so the dog got left where she was until she absolutely had to stand up as her whole top body was stgarying to become numb.

She thinks that the dog thinks most people are silly and she agrees with her and laughs when she dives on them,.

~Eating a banana.

There's so many ways to eat a banana, You can chomp it right in half...though she wouldn't advise trying to swallow two big lumps like that unless you want to choke. You can nibble on it and take your time and you can slowly peel the skin and suck it until it melts inside your mouth.

She doesn't eat bananas as she doesn't like them and only had them as a pregnancy craving years ago. She ate a whole lot of them then but doesn't anymore. If she were to eat them again though she'd choose the final option and gently take it in her mouth and make sure AM was watching her before she licked her lips suggestively and teased him with it.

But she'd make sure that he was in a public place and had to hide himself cause that's just super fun! Wait, she was talking abaout bananas.

She doesn't really like bananas she thinks that they don't taste very nice. And she doesn't know why they have to be entirely yellow either even the skin is yellow. She thinks they'd be nicer to look at if they were more than just one colour. But since she doesn't like them or plan on eating them again this is not an issue for her.

~What is it like to be a domme to my best friend.

It's a pain in the ass. She is a total brat, she's even brattier than his girl! And his girl thought that was impossible! She NEVER listens and she spends 20 hours of every 24 in the corner because of it but she still doesn't learn!

Okay his girl is kidding. It's fun to domme her best friend even if she really IS a brat. But that's why it is so fun! His girl would never want to domme a robot or someone with no personality that would be SO boring! It works extremely weell because she knows her so well so she doesn't have to learn where to push her or where we can and can't go as his girl already knows.

And his girl does enjoy the bratty banter and of course that makes bringing her into a subby space eventually all the more fun and satisfying.

She is a super major brat but his girl w0ouldn't cghange her for the world and when her buttoins are pushed in just the righrt way she is a wonderful sub! His girl thought it would be strange at ftirst given how close they are but in her opionion that's actually made it evten better.

~Buffy the vampire slayer.

Buffy! What can his girl possibly say to give this programme the justice it deserves? NOTHING!! It is amazing!! It's thought provoking and funny and sad and happy and dramatic and dark and light all wrapped up into wonderful characters and amazing plootlines!

The first tyoime his girl watched Buffy was by flipping through channels when she awas about 12 or 13 years old and she landed on a scene that looked interesting and decided to keep watching it.

She's do glad she did! She didn't know what it was at the time and if she'd have seen the title first she'd have asdumed it was a show for much younger children and/or a silly show. That's so far from the truth despite the title! It's the only show she has rewatched countless times and the only show that's had crying with laughter and crying in sadness in the same episode.

Over ten years has passed since the very last episode and it still ranks as one of the best shows of all time and she thinks it truly deserves that recognition. Joss Whedon was a genuis with this show.

If you haven't watched it why are you here reading? Go away and watch it!

~Why I love PLL in general.

His girl loves the show Pretty Little Liars because it has a lot of twists and turns and many "What the fuck just happened?!" moments.

It is far fetched and full of sooo many theories but that's what makes it so good! His girl liked the earlier series better than the later ones and thought serties 6 was rubbish compared to the rest but series seven has made a promising start.

She enjoys the group dynamic between the four main characters and their loved/close ones. She didn't think she would get into it as wuickly as she did but she soon found herself watching several episodes in one sitting. That was a good idea at the time but now that she is all caught up it was a terrible idea!

Now she has to wait a full week between episodes and the show does tend to end almost every episode on a cliffhanger She thinks the shows producers should just air the entire series at once!

She also likes the dialouge between two of the four main characters as it often makes her giggle since it's full of such sarcasm. She watched the new episode today and is sad she has to wait asnother week!

~My least favourite character in PLL.

This has to be arya. Oh my god she has to one of the most annoying charcacters ever created in any show coming a close second to Dawn in Buffy.

She's needy and selfish and thinks nothing about lying to her closest friends and her whole demeanour and attitutde really irritates the fguck out of his girl!

His girl thought she would get better as her character grew up and became an adult but if anything she got even worse! Every time she's on the screen his girl wants to punch her. She doesn'yt uknow why the other girls haven't abandoned her yet.

His girl's least favourite used to be Alison but Arya quickly overtook her dislike of Ali. She hopes noone really has a friend like that and if they do she feels sorry for them and hopes they find a new and better friend very quickly.

And the whole Arya/Ezra thing is sooo overdone and old by now they should have ended that five years ago! Maybe if they make Ezra leave Ayra will follow him? Oh his girl really hopes that happens now. Also it really annoyed her when she chopped all her hair off. She doesn't suit short hair at all!

~My favourite character in PLL.

His girl is town between Hanna and Spencer. She loves the things Hanna comes out with and how she acts, she's just so blonde and dizzy but in an adorable way. And she loves Spencer's wit and sarcasm, that ofgten has her cracking up. Can she choose both? She wants to choose both of them!

She can see a little of herself in both of the characters due to the above personality traits and she thinks thaT is why she adores them both so much. The last few episodes where they have been awkward around each other has irritated his girl because she likes them together and theirt interactions. She wishes that they would just get over the weirdness already andf go back to how they used to be.

If she HAD to choose just one though hmm...she thinks she would go for Hanna. She's just so adorabely ditzy but hilarious strong and loyal and she's grown so much over the series.

His girl thinks she is the one with the most character growth andf this is another rwason she really likes this character. She hopes that the character can overcome the r ecent happenings and return to how she was because his girl doesn't think she suits this new personality very much.
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