Silly PM Dare Blog Topics.
Posted 07-05-2016 at 08:11 AM by IceMaiden
These are for the PM Dare: Homework time: I will write a blog on a topic of your choice (max 500 words) Whilst writing I will place a bullet on my clit for the duration of writing and will not edit it when posting, hence the terribe typing.
~Are dragons real? (200 words)
Of course dragons are real! But they don't breathe fire like you're led to believe. No, they breathe ice and trap you. Dragons are not friendly like they're made out to be in some movies and shows but are actually demonic beats who love to breathe ice on unsucpecting people before opening their massive jaws and chomping down on them while the poor soul is frozen in place from their icy breath attacks. Their wings are massive and can render a person uncionsious with just a tiny tap of them. Dragons revel in chaos and destruction and there favoutire tmeal is someone who has a sweet strawberry scent atound them,. Theyre not green either they're actually silver with gold specks and putple eyes and c an camouflage extremely well to lure unkowing prey. People need to be more aware of the risk dragons are posign to humankind. If more people don't staND UP and fight back soon dragons will overun and ule the world and there will be nothing anyone c an dpo about it. They do have a s ecret weakness though but only none person in the world world knows it and no can find them. They've been in hiding since they were last attacked by a dragon.
~Fish (200 words)
Fish are evil! Why would anyone invent fish? They are horrid slimy ugly scary creatures and have haunted her since she was about 10 years old. Even then they tried to get in her in huge trouble when they all upprd and died on her for no reason. Yet she got blamed for their murder and the little fish cackled their little evil heads off at her! And it isn't normal to not be able to breathe out of water so thats already a give away that fish are evil creations and here to wreak havoc on poor innicent little tewn year olds! Fish obiously come from the very depths of hell itself, why else would they be so scary and mean to little children? She used to have goldfish but all of them slowly died too and made her sad each time, rthey brought no happiness to her at all. Just lots of tears for them dying and then when they got flushed down the toilert she had nightmares they would come back up and haunt her! There is absoluyely no need for fish in this world, what do they actually DO besides scare little kids? Nothing! There's no need or use for them and the dragons should come and eat them all up.
~If I was a fly... (200 words)
If she were a fly she would go and visit all the annoying and irritaing people in the world and wait until their windows were open a tiny bit before xooming in and attacking their faces. When they batted her away she'd laugh and fly in fcircles and keep divebombing their heads. If she saw the bug spray come out she'd quickly go right back out of that windw and hide in the bushes until it wore off before making her way back inside. She'd be a bluebottle so she could buzz away at everyone and scare them when they thought she wa s a wasp or bee and when they danced around like a maniac trying to escape from the sting she couldn't give thm she would laugh and sit on the wall w atching in amusement. Then just when they settled down and relaxed she'd fly behind a worktop and constantly buzz away making them paranpoid and unable to find her but it would slowly drive them mad. She would keep doing this until she got bored and hungry and then she would go and eat before returning to drive them even more insane. She'd make lots of baby bluebottles and steal their home if they were really irritating.
~Hot or cold weather?(200 words)
Hot weather is the worst! You get sweaty and dishelleved and end up smelly because of all the sweat. You don't get anything productive done because it's too hot to move around or work and all you want to do is laze and sunbathe. Cold weather is much better as you have tpo be on the move to keep warm which makes you more productrive and when you shiver from being cold that doesn't cause any sweat to form on you either. Hot weather brings out all the ins ects and creepy crawlies and you spend half of the summer running around your home trying to escape them all but in cold weather there's hardly any scary insects abut so you can put the fire on and relax with a nice hot drink and book in front of it and not worry aout the next time you're going to be attacked from seomtghing that came into your home without your express permission firsat. Hot weather brings out all the rude insects that don't care if they arent welcome in our home and never seem to go away no matter how much bug spreay you throw everywhere. Cold weather is perfect for getting cozy and leads quickly to snow which is awesome because it's snow.
~Spiders. (200 words.)
If you thought there was nothing that could be worse than fish you were definitey wrong! Spiders are THE WORST! Why do they need so many legs?! To crawl over you when you're unaware and eacefully sleeping!! *shudders* And why are they so ugly looking? It's not enough to give them far too many legs than they c an possibly need but they 're not even cute or even slightly attractive either! A nd the sizes!! How come some are so big that you need to burn your house down to get rid of it? And then theres the teensy tiny ones that you see once and never again and you have to move out and burn your house down yet again. Why do the spiders want us to get in trouble for arson? All those films made about spiders overtaking the world thats not a myth you know it's what they are plotting to do in their weird spider way of commnicating! WQe need to solve this problem now before it's too late and we're all e aten by giant man eating spi8ders. She'd rather go and be eatin by the dragons! At least they're kind of pretty. and cool to look at it. Spiders just make her shudder and go ewww.
~What it is like to be a high heeled shoe (400 words)
You'd think being all dressed up in nice colours and sparkly or shiny would make a high heeled shoe feel good, wouldnt you? Well it doesn't. It makes high heeled shoes uncomfortable and crushed when people keep standing in them and forcing all theit weight down on them. And they don't like the atten tion movies like the wizard of oz puts on them. Ever since that film showed their magic powers they've had to put up with people tapping them hhree times trying to get home. But the people don't know the magic passphrase that is needed as well so all that happens is that the shoes end up being smudged together and slapping each other when someone loses their temper because they're not working like they thought they would. It's not the shoes fault! High heeled Shoes justwant to be left on the shelf and be looked at not tried on and walked around in. How would you feel if someone walked around on your head all day every day? That's what the life of a high heeled shoe is like. Don't you think these high heels deserve some rest and respect and to be left alone? Whatever they ever did to you? And do you know how heartb roken they become when you lose their partner? The remaining one cries tears that are never seen for the rest of its shooey life and then just when they think life cant get any worse theyre rudely tossed into the bin or taken to a waste sight and abandoned. All a high heeled shoe ever does it try to make you look pretty and for what? So you can lose its partner and crush it daily and then discard it with no further thought before go buying another one and repeating the whole process all over again. Have some sympathy for the shoe for once! Oh and high heeled shoes REALLY don't like flats either so when they can see a pair of flats they feel unb,oved and think you have a new favourite andf this hurts them yet again. So stop buying high heeled shoes and leave them on the shelf with their partner to live a happy life where they can enjoy being admired from afar instead of divor cing and being crushed under dirty sweaty smelly socks. They will like you so much more than they currently do!
~Are dragons real? (200 words)
Of course dragons are real! But they don't breathe fire like you're led to believe. No, they breathe ice and trap you. Dragons are not friendly like they're made out to be in some movies and shows but are actually demonic beats who love to breathe ice on unsucpecting people before opening their massive jaws and chomping down on them while the poor soul is frozen in place from their icy breath attacks. Their wings are massive and can render a person uncionsious with just a tiny tap of them. Dragons revel in chaos and destruction and there favoutire tmeal is someone who has a sweet strawberry scent atound them,. Theyre not green either they're actually silver with gold specks and putple eyes and c an camouflage extremely well to lure unkowing prey. People need to be more aware of the risk dragons are posign to humankind. If more people don't staND UP and fight back soon dragons will overun and ule the world and there will be nothing anyone c an dpo about it. They do have a s ecret weakness though but only none person in the world world knows it and no can find them. They've been in hiding since they were last attacked by a dragon.
~Fish (200 words)
Fish are evil! Why would anyone invent fish? They are horrid slimy ugly scary creatures and have haunted her since she was about 10 years old. Even then they tried to get in her in huge trouble when they all upprd and died on her for no reason. Yet she got blamed for their murder and the little fish cackled their little evil heads off at her! And it isn't normal to not be able to breathe out of water so thats already a give away that fish are evil creations and here to wreak havoc on poor innicent little tewn year olds! Fish obiously come from the very depths of hell itself, why else would they be so scary and mean to little children? She used to have goldfish but all of them slowly died too and made her sad each time, rthey brought no happiness to her at all. Just lots of tears for them dying and then when they got flushed down the toilert she had nightmares they would come back up and haunt her! There is absoluyely no need for fish in this world, what do they actually DO besides scare little kids? Nothing! There's no need or use for them and the dragons should come and eat them all up.
~If I was a fly... (200 words)
If she were a fly she would go and visit all the annoying and irritaing people in the world and wait until their windows were open a tiny bit before xooming in and attacking their faces. When they batted her away she'd laugh and fly in fcircles and keep divebombing their heads. If she saw the bug spray come out she'd quickly go right back out of that windw and hide in the bushes until it wore off before making her way back inside. She'd be a bluebottle so she could buzz away at everyone and scare them when they thought she wa s a wasp or bee and when they danced around like a maniac trying to escape from the sting she couldn't give thm she would laugh and sit on the wall w atching in amusement. Then just when they settled down and relaxed she'd fly behind a worktop and constantly buzz away making them paranpoid and unable to find her but it would slowly drive them mad. She would keep doing this until she got bored and hungry and then she would go and eat before returning to drive them even more insane. She'd make lots of baby bluebottles and steal their home if they were really irritating.
~Hot or cold weather?(200 words)
Hot weather is the worst! You get sweaty and dishelleved and end up smelly because of all the sweat. You don't get anything productive done because it's too hot to move around or work and all you want to do is laze and sunbathe. Cold weather is much better as you have tpo be on the move to keep warm which makes you more productrive and when you shiver from being cold that doesn't cause any sweat to form on you either. Hot weather brings out all the ins ects and creepy crawlies and you spend half of the summer running around your home trying to escape them all but in cold weather there's hardly any scary insects abut so you can put the fire on and relax with a nice hot drink and book in front of it and not worry aout the next time you're going to be attacked from seomtghing that came into your home without your express permission firsat. Hot weather brings out all the rude insects that don't care if they arent welcome in our home and never seem to go away no matter how much bug spreay you throw everywhere. Cold weather is perfect for getting cozy and leads quickly to snow which is awesome because it's snow.
~Spiders. (200 words.)
If you thought there was nothing that could be worse than fish you were definitey wrong! Spiders are THE WORST! Why do they need so many legs?! To crawl over you when you're unaware and eacefully sleeping!! *shudders* And why are they so ugly looking? It's not enough to give them far too many legs than they c an possibly need but they 're not even cute or even slightly attractive either! A nd the sizes!! How come some are so big that you need to burn your house down to get rid of it? And then theres the teensy tiny ones that you see once and never again and you have to move out and burn your house down yet again. Why do the spiders want us to get in trouble for arson? All those films made about spiders overtaking the world thats not a myth you know it's what they are plotting to do in their weird spider way of commnicating! WQe need to solve this problem now before it's too late and we're all e aten by giant man eating spi8ders. She'd rather go and be eatin by the dragons! At least they're kind of pretty. and cool to look at it. Spiders just make her shudder and go ewww.
~What it is like to be a high heeled shoe (400 words)
You'd think being all dressed up in nice colours and sparkly or shiny would make a high heeled shoe feel good, wouldnt you? Well it doesn't. It makes high heeled shoes uncomfortable and crushed when people keep standing in them and forcing all theit weight down on them. And they don't like the atten tion movies like the wizard of oz puts on them. Ever since that film showed their magic powers they've had to put up with people tapping them hhree times trying to get home. But the people don't know the magic passphrase that is needed as well so all that happens is that the shoes end up being smudged together and slapping each other when someone loses their temper because they're not working like they thought they would. It's not the shoes fault! High heeled Shoes justwant to be left on the shelf and be looked at not tried on and walked around in. How would you feel if someone walked around on your head all day every day? That's what the life of a high heeled shoe is like. Don't you think these high heels deserve some rest and respect and to be left alone? Whatever they ever did to you? And do you know how heartb roken they become when you lose their partner? The remaining one cries tears that are never seen for the rest of its shooey life and then just when they think life cant get any worse theyre rudely tossed into the bin or taken to a waste sight and abandoned. All a high heeled shoe ever does it try to make you look pretty and for what? So you can lose its partner and crush it daily and then discard it with no further thought before go buying another one and repeating the whole process all over again. Have some sympathy for the shoe for once! Oh and high heeled shoes REALLY don't like flats either so when they can see a pair of flats they feel unb,oved and think you have a new favourite andf this hurts them yet again. So stop buying high heeled shoes and leave them on the shelf with their partner to live a happy life where they can enjoy being admired from afar instead of divor cing and being crushed under dirty sweaty smelly socks. They will like you so much more than they currently do!
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Oh no! You don't like fish! Not all fish are bad though. Dory is cute, right?
Posted 07-05-2016 at 03:27 PM by drwarschauu 
