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Chinese Wedding Night
Posted 05-05-2010 at 11:08 PM by MetalGreek
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her..
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her, 'You want... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?"
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her..
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her, 'You want... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?"
Total Comments 5
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Oh waaw. Me are solli me tok lik tis.
I shall duu my besting in making you sum flied nuudles olso.
Veli cheep.
Posted 05-05-2010 at 11:21 PM by 444 
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... I lol'd.
GODDAMNED16CHARACTERRULE>\!Posted 05-06-2010 at 12:31 AM by SlutPuppy
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444<3 sorry mg but....owned...xDPosted 05-06-2010 at 05:28 AM by Ninjota
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Soo wrong :P sorry.
Posted 05-06-2010 at 10:03 AM by Masterjas
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I know it's supposed to be a joke and all but I just kept thinking... "Her first time and THAT is what she wants to try FIRST? O.o"Posted 05-06-2010 at 11:05 AM by sweetsong
