Extreme anal (permanent gape) for newbie - Page 9

opennina · 07-17-2011, 02:38 PM

lol unfortunately i cant afford any of these
next you will saying for me to get a horse speculum lol

opennina · 07-20-2011, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gieke

To achieve your anal gape, follow these instructions.

Go to the store, and buy an apple, some banana's, a cucumber and an orange. Also, get some toothpaste. Additional lube is recommended.

Lube up your ass with toothpaste,and use your fingers to fuck your ass untill the toothpaste sensation stops. Now give yourself an enema, since the numbing effect of toothpaste is quite dangerous when you are stretching your ass.

Now insert the cucumber in your ass, and keep it there untill your ass feels relaxed, and get's used to an object of this size. You should not fuck yourself with the cucumber, as your ass isn't used to this.

Now, when your ass is relaxed, remove the cucumber, and insert an apple. Make sure you can get it out afterwards. After the apple has been in for a while, insert two banana's and use them as a spoon to remove the apple.

When you get the apple out, we'll do some ass muscle training. Peel the orange, and insert it so that it sticks out with one half, and sits inside with the other half. Now use your ass muscles to squeeze al the juice out of the orange.

lol finnally got round to this everything went perfectly untill i got up to the orange part i tried to do it and squesse but every time i tried it either slipped in me or poped out didnt manage to make any juice sorry

masterkeys · 07-20-2011, 02:32 PM

Heh, maybe next time sit on a juicer and squash it :P

opennina · 07-21-2011, 01:21 AM

lol wtf dont particularly want my ass jucied

sm_limb · 07-21-2011, 01:27 AM

Did u do the bottle dare i gave?

opennina · 07-21-2011, 08:45 PM

no sorry havnt got a bottle that i can fit like that yet

Knotyboy619 · 07-24-2011, 01:51 AM

Got a couple for u but i just thought of this one, put several mentos in ur ass, bend over, then pour a bottle of coca cola into ur asshole, lol no idea how this one came to me

bi(g) · 07-24-2011, 09:45 AM

hey there girl.... how about...

get naked

place a clothes peg on each nipple and one on your clit.

next, insert a carrot/cucumber/large leak or whatever inside your pussy.

kneel down and blindfold yourself after setting a timer/alarm clock etc for 8 minutes. NO removing pegs/blindfold etc and NO touching yourself until after the bell/alarm has rang.

ouchies (its hot and its kinda sore, but its great.)

Philosophical · 07-24-2011, 09:54 AM

Oh oh! I have a great idea, how about you stop this silly obsession with trying to get gD members to help you permanently harm yourself.

-_-;

opennina · 07-24-2011, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bi(g)

hey there girl.... how about...

get naked

place a clothes peg on each nipple and one on your clit.

next, insert a carrot/cucumber/large leak or whatever inside your pussy.

kneel down and blindfold yourself after setting a timer/alarm clock etc for 8 minutes. NO removing pegs/blindfold etc and NO touching yourself until after the bell/alarm has rang.

ouchies (its hot and its kinda sore, but its great.)

ill try with a carrot but this isnt what this thread is after please read my first post

bi(g) · 07-25-2011, 08:52 AM

yeah i skimmed your op sorry

opennina · 07-25-2011, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knotyboy619

Got a couple for u but i just thought of this one, put several mentos in ur ass, bend over, then pour a bottle of coca cola into ur asshole, lol no idea how this one came to me

this actually sounds quite fun lol will try it as soon as i can

sm_limb · 07-25-2011, 03:15 PM

Get a chair in the housse u get put upside down. Now everytime u want to sit you sit on a leg of it in your ass and fuck it gdntly while u sit

opennina · 07-25-2011, 04:39 PM

i have like a swively chair in my room, could use one from dining room but if you turn a chair upside down you cant sit on it the chair legs will be at like 45 degree angles?

Bigbear · 07-28-2011, 07:52 PM

Ok fill yourself with hot water and hold it for as long as you can then fill it with cold water for as long as you can repeat it 5 times

View Poll Results: Every Monday night i will sleep with the ball in so vote how many pumps i need to do
3 pumps	6	2.48%
5 pumps	7	2.89%
7 pumps ( my ass cant close round this )	20	8.26%
10 pumps (really starting to hurt)	14	5.79%
15 pumps (if i try to walk i am reduced to a wadle)	40	16.53%
18 pumps (ouch ouch ouch)	20	8.26%
20 pumps (in tears!)	26	10.74%
22 pumps (my poor ass!)	10	4.13%
25 pumps ( still crazily big)	9	3.72%
30 pumps ( please have mercy!!!) (sphere with 5 inch diameter!!)	90	37.19%
Voters: 242. You may not vote on this poll

07-21-2011, 01:27 AM	#125
sm_limb Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: netherlands Posts: 2,980 Blog Entries: 1	Did u do the bottle dare i gave? __________________ F/netherlands like: public, dressing, humiliation limits: poop/pee, pain, family, pict, cam HTML Code: https://dirtycode.io/E0FEH

07-24-2011, 01:51 AM	#127
Knotyboy619 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: West coast usa Posts: 8	Random dare Got a couple for u but i just thought of this one, put several mentos in ur ass, bend over, then pour a bottle of coca cola into ur asshole, lol no idea how this one came to me

07-25-2011, 03:15 PM	#133
sm_limb Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: netherlands Posts: 2,980 Blog Entries: 1	Get a chair in the housse u get put upside down. Now everytime u want to sit you sit on a leg of it in your ass and fuck it gdntly while u sit __________________ F/netherlands like: public, dressing, humiliation limits: poop/pee, pain, family, pict, cam HTML Code: https://dirtycode.io/E0FEH

07-17-2011, 02:38 PM	#121
opennina Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: [email protected] Posts: 207	lol unfortunately i cant afford any of these next you will saying for me to get a horse speculum lol

07-20-2011, 02:32 PM	#123
masterkeys Distinguished Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: nr Bristol, UK Posts: 731	Heh, maybe next time sit on a juicer and squash it :P

07-21-2011, 01:21 AM	#124
opennina Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: [email protected] Posts: 207	lol wtf dont particularly want my ass jucied

07-21-2011, 08:45 PM	#126
opennina Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: [email protected] Posts: 207	no sorry havnt got a bottle that i can fit like that yet

07-24-2011, 09:45 AM	#128
bi(g) Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: glasgow Posts: 35	hey there girl.... how about... get naked place a clothes peg on each nipple and one on your clit. next, insert a carrot/cucumber/large leak or whatever inside your pussy. kneel down and blindfold yourself after setting a timer/alarm clock etc for 8 minutes. NO removing pegs/blindfold etc and NO touching yourself until after the bell/alarm has rang. ouchies (its hot and its kinda sore, but its great.)

07-24-2011, 09:54 AM	#129
Philosophical Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: England Posts: 165 Blog Entries: 2	Oh oh! I have a great idea, how about you stop this silly obsession with trying to get gD members to help you permanently harm yourself. -_-;

07-25-2011, 08:52 AM	#131
bi(g) Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: glasgow Posts: 35	yeah i skimmed your op sorry

07-25-2011, 04:39 PM	#134
opennina Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: [email protected] Posts: 207	i have like a swively chair in my room, could use one from dining room but if you turn a chair upside down you cant sit on it the chair legs will be at like 45 degree angles?

07-28-2011, 07:52 PM	#135
Bigbear Account Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 69	Ok fill yourself with hot water and hold it for as long as you can then fill it with cold water for as long as you can repeat it 5 times