[Non-Fiction] Bananas in the Tailpipe

[steven711]

Since I had to drive an hour in traffic I thought this would be a perfect time to do one of the "see if you can hold it in" dares.
I decided I was going to do the retention dare with my ass. I'm 30, Male and Straight but kinky.

I wrote out a quick dare, rolled and "won"...
Clothing Panties + Tights + tight pants on bottom, Bra with balloons of something slimy and tight shirt on top.
For the main attraction I got 2 Bananas using whatever non sex lube was around.

So I grabbed the girls clothes at goodwill and the bananas at 7-11. My takeout dinner had honey and butter packs so that was my lube.

Just before I left I went to the farthest bathroom from everyone else, locked the door and got started.

First I got naked and put on some latex gloves. Peeled the bananas and split them in 2. Opened 3 packets of honey and covered the bananas in honey so they would slide.
Then I lubed up my ass with the butter and tried to relax with 2 fingers in my butt.
It took a bit of trying but I found that flat on my back I could control the muscles enough
so I grabbed the first half. It slid in quite easily. The second one bumped into the first and took a bit of pressure but it went in. Same with the third half.
Then the fourth half was fighting me. I had to stuff it in bit by bit until it was all in.
A quick clean up and I pulled on my panties. Then the tights, I got them very small so it took some effort.
Then the tight pants from goodwill. These were bright green button up stretchy pants about 3 sizes too small. They squashed my cock and balls when I fought to get them on.
Over that I put a pair of looser jeans so I could walk out of the office.
I put the bra on under my regular T-shirt and filled up the balloons as best I could with some squeeze pack pudding then some water to fill them to boob size. ABout 400cc each.
I kept the womens shirt and balloon tits until I got into the car. An uneventful trip to the car and I pulled out.
First empty parking lot I saw I changed shirts and added the boobs. Now I am ready for the 1 hour drive...

I expected a lot of pressure fairly quickly but got a surprise. For the first 30 minutes I had only little full feelings.
Then at 30 minutes I had the first real "this is coming out now" feeling and fought to keep it in.
Nothing escaped and after the longest 3 minutes I was sweaty but clean and calmed down again.
Another pang at 45 minutes, not as bad as the first, nothing leaked. At about an hour I decided I would have to crank it up.
I pulled off the road to a little convenience store and hoped they would have bananas. I got lucky, 2 for $1 special.
The guy behind the counter looked at me strangely, being a man with tits and womens clothing but didn't say anything.

I made it home in a total of 75 minutes and gathered up my work stuff and the bananas which I had put on the defroster to get warm and ripe.
Walking to the house I had the strongest pangs yetI thought, maybe 2 is enough but I held it and got to the house.

Once inside I had a serious urge going up the stairs, about 80 minutes now, and a tiny bit slipped out but I managed to control myself.
It was getting intense. Once inside I decided that I would try the third banana.
Laying on my back with my feet up on the table I relaxed and the lubed banana went in.

Almost instant pressure, this time it really wanted out. I was going to burst but I squatted down on my heel and held it in.
More pangs but they were controllable so I went for the 4th banana at 1:45.

On my back, slide down each layer with my legs up. One by one I got ready for the last 2 halfs.
Lubed them up and slid in the first with the second pushing it home. Wow, this is full.
I cramped a bit and when it let up I got dressed again having a real struggle to keep it in.

5 minutes in the pressure is building, I'm fighting it but it's strong. A brief victory and then my ass opens up, gushing
banana slime and at least one entire half into my panties. I try to stop it but can't get my ass to close. I think I dumped
an entire banana into my panties before I get it back under control. Now it's hard to keep my ass closed,
these bananas want out bad.

Holy shit ( pun intended ) after about 15 minutes the rest decided it was coming out RIGHT NOW.
I was walking through the hallway and no matter how hard I tried I could not hold it back. Completely emptied my ass into my panties.

After enjoying the feeling for a bit I got into the shower and popped the boob balloons. The quick rush of slimy pudding was fun.
I will have to try again with more creative stuff and do this another time.

[striker28us]

Originally Posted by steven711

Since I had to drive an hour in traffic I thought this would be a perfect time to do one of the "see if you can hold it in" dares.
I decided I was going to do the retention dare with my ass. I'm 30, Male and Straight but kinky.

I wrote out a quick dare, rolled and "won"...
Clothing Panties + Tights + tight pants on bottom, Bra with balloons of something slimy and tight shirt on top.
For the main attraction I got 2 Bananas using whatever non sex lube was around.

So I grabbed the girls clothes at goodwill and the bananas at 7-11. My takeout dinner had honey and butter packs so that was my lube.

Just before I left I went to the farthest bathroom from everyone else, locked the door and got started.

First I got naked and put on some latex gloves. Peeled the bananas and split them in 2. Opened 3 packets of honey and covered the bananas in honey so they would slide.
Then I lubed up my ass with the butter and tried to relax with 2 fingers in my butt.
It took a bit of trying but I found that flat on my back I could control the muscles enough
so I grabbed the first half. It slid in quite easily. The second one bumped into the first and took a bit of pressure but it went in. Same with the third half.
Then the fourth half was fighting me. I had to stuff it in bit by bit until it was all in.
A quick clean up and I pulled on my panties. Then the tights, I got them very small so it took some effort.
Then the tight pants from goodwill. These were bright green button up stretchy pants about 3 sizes too small. They squashed my cock and balls when I fought to get them on.
Over that I put a pair of looser jeans so I could walk out of the office.
I put the bra on under my regular T-shirt and filled up the balloons as best I could with some squeeze pack pudding then some water to fill them to boob size. ABout 400cc each.
I kept the womens shirt and balloon tits until I got into the car. An uneventful trip to the car and I pulled out.
First empty parking lot I saw I changed shirts and added the boobs. Now I am ready for the 1 hour drive...

I expected a lot of pressure fairly quickly but got a surprise. For the first 30 minutes I had only little full feelings.
Then at 30 minutes I had the first real "this is coming out now" feeling and fought to keep it in.
Nothing escaped and after the longest 3 minutes I was sweaty but clean and calmed down again.
Another pang at 45 minutes, not as bad as the first, nothing leaked. At about an hour I decided I would have to crank it up.
I pulled off the road to a little convenience store and hoped they would have bananas. I got lucky, 2 for $1 special.
The guy behind the counter looked at me strangely, being a man with tits and womens clothing but didn't say anything.

I made it home in a total of 75 minutes and gathered up my work stuff and the bananas which I had put on the defroster to get warm and ripe.
Walking to the house I had the strongest pangs yetI thought, maybe 2 is enough but I held it and got to the house.

Once inside I had a serious urge going up the stairs, about 80 minutes now, and a tiny bit slipped out but I managed to control myself.
It was getting intense. Once inside I decided that I would try the third banana.
Laying on my back with my feet up on the table I relaxed and the lubed banana went in.

Almost instant pressure, this time it really wanted out. I was going to burst but I squatted down on my heel and held it in.
More pangs but they were controllable so I went for the 4th banana at 1:45.

On my back, slide down each layer with my legs up. One by one I got ready for the last 2 halfs.
Lubed them up and slid in the first with the second pushing it home. Wow, this is full.
I cramped a bit and when it let up I got dressed again having a real struggle to keep it in.

5 minutes in the pressure is building, I'm fighting it but it's strong. A brief victory and then my ass opens up, gushing
banana slime and at least one entire half into my panties. I try to stop it but can't get my ass to close. I think I dumped
an entire banana into my panties before I get it back under control. Now it's hard to keep my ass closed,
these bananas want out bad.

Holy shit ( pun intended ) after about 15 minutes the rest decided it was coming out RIGHT NOW.
I was walking through the hallway and no matter how hard I tried I could not hold it back. Completely emptied my ass into my panties.

After enjoying the feeling for a bit I got into the shower and popped the boob balloons. The quick rush of slimy pudding was fun.
I will have to try again with more creative stuff and do this another time.

Great story na d good Job keeping it in mostly LOL next time has to be atleast 4 haahahaha read about u then