'Medical Advice'

Hampers · 07-16-2008, 06:09 AM

A Newspaper Article I read today:

Quote:

ORAL SEX BEST FOR STUDENTS

Schoolchildren are being urged to try oral sex in a bid to cut teen pregnancies. British students are getting advice from the country's chief medical officer. Sir Liam Donaldson says 15 and 16-year-olds should limit their sexual contact to touching, fondling, and pleasuring each other.

"Sexual behaviour is often unsafe in adolescence," he said. "Teenagers have more sexual partners and may use condoms inconsistently or unsuccessfully." He writes in a teen health pamphlet: "Think of all the lovely sexy things you can do wthout actually dong it. And i you do do it, be safe and use a condom."

His advice to "stop short" comes after more than 3000 English and Welsh girls under 16 had babies and 4700 had abortions in 2006. Doctors say this "culture of promiscuity" has sent the rate of sexually transmitted infections among young people soaring to record levels. Almost 400,000 people in Britain were diagnosed with diseases such as chlamydia to gonorrhoea last year, the highest number since records began three decades ago. About half the infections were in under-25s.

The UK Health Protection Agency, which collected the figures, said promiscuity was partly to blame, with casual sex increasingly becoming "part of the territory" for young people.

GetDare: your mission is clear. Oral sex for all!

Don't blow your life apart. Blow a friend instead.
Abortions suck. Suck something else.

Zeromus · 07-16-2008, 06:18 AM

wow... i was wondering just how many puns you were gonna put in there.

Hampers · 07-16-2008, 06:24 AM

I can do more if you want.

onknees · 07-16-2008, 06:32 AM

Free pill for who want, that suck less

onknees · 07-16-2008, 07:11 AM

Thx to the moron who give me bad rep for this answer....
Instead of doing that he could have asked me an explanation or asked here for one or asked his mom what is a pill

"07-16-2008 04:08 PM makes no sense"

anonimousbob · 07-16-2008, 10:05 AM

can't complain about that kind of medical advise

devilmaster · 07-16-2008, 10:07 AM

Lol at that! I found it funny to read :P

Tequila · 07-16-2008, 08:15 PM

"GetDare: your mission is clear. Oral sex for all!

Don't blow your life apart. Blow a friend instead.
Abortions suck. Suck something else."-Hampers

omg that is sooo funny

07-16-2008, 06:18 AM	#2
Zeromus getDare Devil Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Another moon. Posts: 1,083 Blog Entries: 12	wow... i was wondering just how many puns you were gonna put in there. __________________ *Due to the innate funness of trivia, I too have a contest. Mine will be focused on gaming, with a few grab bag questions. Here's an easy one. (name the game this quote came from) "Where's the oh so pleasant sound of someone getting impaled?"

07-16-2008, 06:24 AM	#3
Hampers Kiss Kiss FIRE! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Suitcase Posts: 1,798 Blog Entries: 24	I can do more if you want. __________________ ...Tubas in the Moonlight...

07-16-2008, 10:05 AM	#6
anonimousbob Distinguished Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 918 Blog Entries: 5	can't complain about that kind of medical advise __________________ 27/M/GMT Ask me anything http://anonimousbob.tumblr.com/ask yes: secluded public, crossdressing,, chastity sexual, anal (including enemas if you want), slight pain, anything else not on the above list I can't think of right now no: openly public/involving others, bodily waste, extreme pain Add me at [email protected] Check out my profile and album on Kinktalk I am looking for a mistress to serve right now

07-16-2008, 10:07 AM	#7
devilmaster Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Uk Posts: 69 Blog Entries: 2	Lol at that! I found it funny to read :P __________________ I am looking for a FEMALE slave. MUST BE 18+ NO NO's Public invloving others Poo Extreme Pain Blood Things i like Toys, Leather High Heels Anal Bondage

07-16-2008, 06:32 AM	#4
onknees getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris Posts: 494	Free pill for who want, that suck less

07-16-2008, 07:11 AM	#5
onknees getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris Posts: 494	Thx to the moron who give me bad rep for this answer.... Instead of doing that he could have asked me an explanation or asked here for one or asked his mom what is a pill "07-16-2008 04:08 PM makes no sense"

07-16-2008, 08:15 PM	#8
Tequila Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Missouri Posts: 12	"GetDare: your mission is clear. Oral sex for all! Don't blow your life apart. Blow a friend instead. Abortions suck. Suck something else."-Hampers omg that is sooo funny