Get Me Extremely Messy

[Juanmessy]

As part of my recent poll one of the winning extreme dares was to set up this extremely messy thread which anyone can post any form of messy task and ill have to complete as long as its within limits. It can be as messy as you like and have me to whatever you want and ill find a way to get it done. Ive always enjoyed getting messy but never have done too much extremely messy stuff so this will basically be a first for me.

This thread stays open forever and no matter when someone makes a post ill still have to complete the dare no matter what. The post could be in a months time or could be a years time, ill still have to complete the dare.

I think its time for me to get very messy and lets start leaving ideas below in regards to how you want me to get messy. If you have kik I am more than happy to send picture proof upon completion of the dare.
These dares dont just have to be done inside I can do stuff like diaper filling and similar stuff outside as long as its not too risky.

[zeph]

This dare is going to require a bit of prep. Drink several cups of water let’s say about 2L or as much as you can drink and then take a laxative. Put on a diaper and put duct tape around the edges to seal it to you body, we don’t want anything leaking out! Then go run some errands. When you inevitably have to go, make sure you’re in the presence of at least one person. Then wait 30 minutes before you return home. Once home you may use your wand vibe over your messy diaper. You may remove the diaper and clean up after you cum.

[Juanmessy]

Originally Posted by zeph

This dare is going to require a bit of prep. Drink several cups of water let’s say about 2L or as much as you can drink and then take a laxative. Put on a diaper and put duct tape around the edges to seal it to you body, we don’t want anything leaking out! Then go run some errands. When you inevitably have to go, make sure you’re in the presence of at least one person. Then wait 30 minutes before you return home. Once home you may use your wand vibe over your messy diaper. You may remove the diaper and clean up after you cum.

Didnt expect this type of messy, but that will be sorted as soon as I can. Thank you very much for getting this thread started

[bling]

Let's go with something relatively classic combined with some bondage.

You'll start with a tar and feathering, cover yourself head to toe in molasses and then pour a large amount of feathers over your self ( can use flour instead if feathers are hard to source).

Then to enjoy your mess more hogtie yourself for an hour before you can clean up.

[Juanmessy]

Originally Posted by bling

Let's go with something relatively classic combined with some bondage.

You'll start with a tar and feathering, cover yourself head to toe in molasses and then pour a large amount of feathers over your self ( can use flour instead if feathers are hard to source).

Then to enjoy your mess more hogtie yourself for an hour before you can clean up.

Thank you very much, I will get looking for feathers. I don't think they should be too bad to find from Amazon. Seen a 100g back for a few quid so I'll get a few of them and then I'll get some treacle as that's the UK equivalent.
Thank you keep them coming

[totesnotjojo]

Hm... Maybe not super extreme but it's semi public and not super-risky, but you'd have no excuse not to do it...

Dress in tight jeans or tie off the ends off the cuffs of regular ones. Drive off to a store in a different city/town and order a pie, a small, cake, or a tray of cupcakes... On your drive home, you are going to start filling your pants with whatever you bought. Make sure everything gets mashed, fill every crevice.

Stop at a drive through before you get home. Order a large shake, fries. drive away and add it to the mix.

Then... Have fun figuring out how to clean it all up... Or how to get back to your place if you don't have a garage.

I recommend lining your car and bringing a towel.

[Juanmessy]

Originally Posted by totesnotjojo

Hm... Maybe not super extreme but it's semi public and not super-risky, but you'd have no excuse not to do it...

Dress in tight jeans or tie off the ends off the cuffs of regular ones. Drive off to a store in a different city/town and order a pie, a small, cake, or a tray of cupcakes... On your drive home, you are going to start filling your pants with whatever you bought. Make sure everything gets mashed, fill every crevice.

Stop at a drive through before you get home. Order a large shake, fries. drive away and add it to the mix.

Then... Have fun figuring out how to clean it all up... Or how to get back to your place if you don't have a garage.

I recommend lining your car and bringing a towel.

I can't really do this one unfortunately as I don't drive. If you'd like to make an alternative dares or make changes then I'll be more than happy to do it. Sorry

[totesnotjojo]

Originally Posted by Juanmessy

I can't really do this one unfortunately as I don't drive. If you'd like to make an alternative dares or make changes then I'll be more than happy to do it. Sorry

Oh that's fair. Instead of going for a drive, order in or take-out something for the task (sweet and mashable). Instead of going for a drive, perform the stuffing at home tying off the ends of your shorts/pants.

You must still mash everything all over your legs and crotch and crack, but the challenge for this variant is that you may NOT use your hands except to cram more food in there. Happy humping

[Juanmessy]

Originally Posted by totesnotjojo

Oh that's fair. Instead of going for a drive, order in or take-out something for the task (sweet and mashable). Instead of going for a drive, perform the stuffing at home tying off the ends of your shorts/pants.

You must still mash everything all over your legs and crotch and crack, but the challenge for this variant is that you may NOT use your hands except to cram more food in there. Happy humping

This should be perfectly doable thank you very much for the update and I'll be doing this on Monday I reckon.

I will be getting round to the other dares within the next few days aswell as I've got a few days off work
Remember to keep the dares coming in and remember they can be as messy as you'd like

[whatever1199]

Let's get you covered in some gross condiments. A jar each of ketchup, mustard and ranch dressing over your head. Start with one, wait 5 minutes, do the next one, wait another 5 minutes to do the third one and then wait at least another 5 minutes to clean up.

You can wear clothing or not -- your choice. Feel free to send proof picture to my kik if you want. Hope you have fun!

[Juanmessy]

Originally Posted by whatever1199

Let's get you covered in some gross condiments. A jar each of ketchup, mustard and ranch dressing over your head. Start with one, wait 5 minutes, do the next one, wait another 5 minutes to do the third one and then wait at least another 5 minutes to clean up.

You can wear clothing or not -- your choice. Feel free to send proof picture to my kik if you want. Hope you have fun!

I will make it to the shops tomorrow or see what I have in the house already. I know I have ketchup, not too sure about mustard or I guess it will be mayo for me as I don't think we can get ranch dressing. I will happily send a picture on kik

[Juanmessy]

Originally Posted by whatever1199

Let's get you covered in some gross condiments. A jar each of ketchup, mustard and ranch dressing over your head. Start with one, wait 5 minutes, do the next one, wait another 5 minutes to do the third one and then wait at least another 5 minutes to clean up.

You can wear clothing or not -- your choice. Feel free to send proof picture to my kik if you want. Hope you have fun!

Going to be doing this one tomorrow and I'll hopefully get a picture to you tomorrow afternoon

[Juanmessy]

Originally Posted by totesnotjojo

Oh that's fair. Instead of going for a drive, order in or take-out something for the task (sweet and mashable). Instead of going for a drive, perform the stuffing at home tying off the ends of your shorts/pants.

You must still mash everything all over your legs and crotch and crack, but the challenge for this variant is that you may NOT use your hands except to cram more food in there. Happy humping

Going to buy a cake tomorrow for this and I'll let you know how it goes

[Juanmessy]

Originally Posted by bling

Let's go with something relatively classic combined with some bondage.

You'll start with a tar and feathering, cover yourself head to toe in molasses and then pour a large amount of feathers over your self ( can use flour instead if feathers are hard to source).

Then to enjoy your mess more hogtie yourself for an hour before you can clean up.

Waiting for the feathers to arrive before doing this one

[Juanmessy]

Originally Posted by zeph

This dare is going to require a bit of prep. Drink several cups of water let’s say about 2L or as much as you can drink and then take a laxative. Put on a diaper and put duct tape around the edges to seal it to you body, we don’t want anything leaking out! Then go run some errands. When you inevitably have to go, make sure you’re in the presence of at least one person. Then wait 30 minutes before you return home. Once home you may use your wand vibe over your messy diaper. You may remove the diaper and clean up after you cum.

Just waiting for the diapers to arrive as the last one I have doesn't have tabs on it