The All In One Masturbation Dare Aka The Most Complex Dare Ever

[Your Boy]

This is for the hardcore daredevils. If you can do this dare at least 97% correctly, I will do any dare you send me, as long as lt is not in my Never section. I will also refer to you solely as the, 'Daremaster'. If you provide video evidence (girl) or censored video evidence (boy), you can send me up to four total dares for me to do separately or together.

Masturbate with:

Your balls tied with multiple rubber bands tightly.
Your dick tied to your balls with a rubber band.
Your nipples clamped lightly with weights on the clamps.
Your toes tied to your heel on each foot with rubber bands tightly.
Your legs pulled apart & tied to something with belts.
Your full bladder tied with a belt tightly, between the navel & genitals.
A sound shallow in your urethra.
Two insertions in your anus, no lube.
Your loose underwear in the tightest wedgie with one ball sticking out of each side & your dick sticking out of the right side.

For females:

All of the above that you can do.
Your tits, lf any, tied with multiple belts tightly. If no, clamp your pussy lips with multiple chlothespins tightly.
An insertion in your vagina, tied to your tits.
Your loose underwear & bra in the tightest bra-connection wedgie with one pussy lip sticking out of each side & your clit sticking out of the right side, lf you can. If you don't have tits, use a regular wedgie. If your clit is too' short, pull your hair down with multiple very heavy weights.

Note: for every thing that you don't do, add a clamp to a lip or tongue.

The challenge: You must last at least ten minutes without cumming. It will be uncomfortable or painful at first, but lt becomes magical as you near your edge. Also as an added option, try this when you're really hot or cold. When you come close to edging:

Sit on your balls. Girls, lay on your tits or pull on your lip clamps.
Pull the skin back on the bottom of your dick. Girls, thrust deeper.
Pull on the connection between your nipple clamps.
Stand on your toes, with your heels facing upward to stretch the bands.
Squirm your legs around.
Poke at your bladder repeatedly. Try to find the right spot.
Gently move your sound up & down.
Start getting up & sitting down hard on your insertions.
Pull your underwear up more to increase the pressure. Pull on your hair weights.

Try to do as much of this at the same time as you can. Once you cum, push vigorously on your bladder in a circular motion while standing completely still. Then drink a cup of soda, a cup of vodka & two cups of iced tea. Improvise lf necessary. Then post your results of the experience here. Only then may you piss. However, you must piss on yourself on your stomache area & try to get lt into the toilet. And no part of your body can touch the floor. Take a shit at the same time lf possible. Stop pissing 1/4 way through. Touch some of the piss & lick your finger up. Remove one sock & rub piss all over your legs, feet, remaining sock & genitals. Now, masturbate again while rubbing your wet areas. You must cum into your sock. Stop cumming 1/4 way through & immediately put everything back on & leave, including the cum sock. Whipe your ass & flush the toilet ofcourse. You must now wait 18 hours to piss & you may only finish masturbating while half-asleep. You may not use ANYTHING to aid in your masturbation. You have to literally get off by grinding yourself on your bed. If you cannot do lt, keep putting on more chlothing until you can. You must sleep in all of the additional chlothes. If you are still holding your bladder & you piss yourself before you wake up or you cum the wrong way or you cum early, you must be punished:

Still try to hold in whatever you can. Grab two belts & hang yourself upside down from a bunk bed or monkey bars, anything of that sort, using the belts to tie your bare foot & cum sock foot tightly to the bars. Still no changing either. You may also not eat, drink, cum, piss or sleep until you have been properly punished. Hang here while repeatedly edging, masturbating only your anus. After fourty five minutes, lf both of your feet are sore, then you are done. If you leave early or eat/sleep/drink/piss/cum or fail to masturbate only your anus or stop before edging, etc, you will receive a worse punishment after you finish:

You must stand up completely straight & still with two belts tightly wrapped around your bladder & a vibrator to lt, in between. A phone will also do. You must do this for thirty minutes without squirming too' much. For every big squirm, add five minutes to the session. If you fail this punishment, you get the worst punishment, which even you cannot fail:

Put on your hardest pair of nipple clamps, tie them together & add as much weight as possible without knocking them off. Then put on a bra (females), shirt & sweater. Put on your favorite movie & use a belt to tie your hands to your body. You can't do anything but watch the movie. No masturbation, pissing, sleeping, etc. Every time you fuck up, you must start lt from the beginning. You must wait until the very end of the movie, after the credits, to remove the clamps. First, you must remove everything on your torso. Once the clamps are off, you may not touch or massage your nipples & you have to continue your day with them exposed. At midnight, you may indulge in your desires again, but your nipples must remain exposed & untouched until you next wake up. That means no blanket or sheet either.

I have done this & lt is a wild ride. Be careful though. If you have never sounded, do not start here. Do lt by ltself & when you get used to lt, you can apply lt to this dare. If any body part turns blue, purple or black, take everything off of lt until lt regains lts natural color, then continue. Do not hold your bladder for longer than one day (twenty four hours). You will get a urinary tract infection. If you make lt that far, just forfeit the dare. It is not worth lt.