Give me weird things to stuff in my ass!

[Jaro]

Thanks to >>this<< evil thread I am now condemed to work off 6030 funishment points.

You can see all the tasks I can do that with >>here<<.

One of those tasks is creating this thread to ask for weird ideas to put in my ass.

So here it is. Please post below ideas for weird things I can stuff in my ass.

I will then choose 3 of these things and report on how it went.

Please help me out by providing many ideas. Thank you!

[bluedieblub]

Oh that's worth a lot of points! Let's make sure it's weird enough then. You are in for some fun for that thread though!

Ideas:
- A frozen pee dildo. Should be at least as large as the dildo you like to use the most
-A sock puppet.
-A worm stuffy.
-An old phone wrapped in a condom. Try to give it a call while it's inside you.

[Butterfly]

A hard boiled egg
Gummy worms
Candy cane
Hot dog/sausage
Golf ball (in a condom so doesn't get lost inside)

[Leland]

- 3 whole tubes of minty toothpaste
- Whipped cream from a can
- A small teddy bear or peluche

[Jaro]

Some good suggestions here! I could do with a few more to make up my mind.

[Leland]

- A squeaky dog toy
- A condom full of marbles
- A rounded pool noodle

[Jaro]

So I'm pretty sure I will choose to do the hard boiled egg and the old Nokia phone. I am thinking off trying the squeaky dog toy option but I'd have to purchase one.

Unless someone can come up with something even weirder (that is still doable and safe!)

[Butterfly]

I vote for the whipped cream in a can. I think that would be interesting.

[denon12]

Originally Posted by Butterfly

I vote for the whipped cream in a can. I think that would be interesting.

Definitely once it's 'released'!

[Manarus]

Originally Posted by Jaro

So I'm pretty sure I will choose to do the hard boiled egg and the old Nokia phone. I am thinking off trying the squeaky dog toy option but I'd have to purchase one.

Unless someone can come up with something even weirder (that is still doable and safe!)

Let me try!

Dig out the biggest Dandelion you can find. Put the root in the ass while the leaves stick outside.
Make sure to make a picture and share it with Butterfly

[Butterfly]

Originally Posted by Manarus

Let me try!

Dig out the biggest Dandelion you can find. Put the root in the ass while the leaves stick outside.
Make sure to make a picture and share it with Butterfly

A cute little worm flower pot!

[Jaro]

Well I ended up doing 5 weird objects in total!



I originally planned to do:

Boiled egg (Miss Butterfly)
Old phone (bluedieblub)
Whipped cream (Leland)

However I also ended up doing:

Sausage (Miss Butterfly)
Dandelion (Marinus)

Dandelion
I started with the flower, as I had just picked that and I didn't want it to go dead. I actually DID find a dandelion and getting its small root in my ass was easy enough. Posing myself as a vase before the timed camera was not. It actually took several takes and some neck pain but I managed as best I could and sent the picture to Miss Butterfly.

Old phone
After warming my ass up by fucking myself with a dildo, I tried my old Nokia phone inside a condom. The phone was small enough so the size wasn't the problem. The problem that it was too square and the corners were rough. I didn't exactly manage to get it inside and I didn't want to force it and accidentally injure my delicate hole.

Sausage
Next up was the sausage. I actually thought the egg would not work as it would turn to mush (I did peel it!) trying to push it inside my not-so-loose asshole. So instead I did the sausage which I was sure would work. This was in fact the easiest and it felt pretty much the same as my dildo. But more smooth!

Egg
Now I did the egg and it actually worked surprisingly well! I did boil it for 12 minutes so it was pretty firm. I lubed up my fuck hole very well and with some pushing and effort I actually got it inside still on one piece. Now the fun part: I pushed it outside and thus this worm layed its first egg. It felt pretty nice pushing it out.

Whipped cream
Finally the whipped cream. Squirting it inside me was hard. The nozzle had some rough edges and it was so short I could hardly press the button with enough force to get it to squirt. But with effort I managed and managed a lot. Then the most fun part: ejecting it. This actually was fun as I layed in the bathtub and squirted a good strong stream of white cream to the other side of the bath. I repeated a few times for good measure.


Thanks guys for all the weird ideas. Out of these I think I enjoyed the egg and the whipped cream the most!

[Madkaiser]

Originally Posted by Butterfly

I vote for the whipped cream in a can. I think that would be interesting.

Ive done this, the gas in the can, can give cramps, but it works well, there is a video of me doing on Motherless.com

[Manarus]

Many thanks for sharing your experience! Very interesting read. Now we know whats worth it to try ourselfs

[Leland]

Well done, Jaro, great choices and report as always.

I'm glad you picked one of my suggestion and even liked it the most (I won!).

I unofficially promote you from invertebrate to fancy food dispenser!