Scat gourmet

[Toilet4use]

Breakfast:

Shit pancakes: Just grab a box of Aunt Jemima's instant pancake mix. Follow the instructions and add shit to taste. You could also dry some shit and grind it up to sprinkle over Cream of Wheat or oatmeal. To make a shit omelet I might suggest using dried shit too since the eggs are already runny in the pan.

Lunch:

When I think of lunch I think of soup and sandwich. This is where being a little sick can come in handy. If you have the runs (ie. explosive diarrhea) you've already got the soup and it's already warm so you won't need to heat it up. Just add your favorite spices and you're good to go. For the sandwich just add dried shit to a grilled cheese sandwich. The cheese will help bind it all together. Use American cheese. It tastes like shit anyway.

Dinner:

This is where creativity on your part can come in very handy. When thinking of your dinner entree think about what you want to eat several hours in advance. Swallowing whole kernel corn or whole peanuts can add a wonderful texture to your shit log and you can always add shit to your flour mixture for home made noodles.

Off to bed:

Sometimes a nice warm drink is just the thing just before bed. This is a great way to use up your leftover runny shit from lunch with a nice hot steaming cup O' shit. Maybe add a little cinnamon to taste (although I know you purest's might object).

Keep 'em coming, please.

[OnTheRimOfMyGlass]

Devil shit eggs: hard boil eggs. Shell and halve. Remove yolks and mix with equal parts mayonnaise and shit. Pipe back into eggs. Sprinkle with paprika and chives.

Spicy prune- and poop-infused bourbon: Fill a bottle a third of the way with jalapeño peppers, pitted prunes, and poop (must be pellets or logs). Fill the rest of the way with bourbon, preferably high-rye. Let it infuse for two weeks.

Shepherd's Shit pie: Convert any shepherd's pie recipe to be meat-free or potato-free with this simple replacement.

Chocolate-dipped frozen banana poop slices: take a shit log about the same diameter as the banana. Slice log and banana into quarter-inch slices, and stack a shit slice on top of each banana slice. Using a fork, submerge each stacked pair in melted chocolate. Put each dipped treat on an oiled baking sheet. Freeze and enjoy.

[Toilet4use]

Brings new creative ideas.

Thank you ontherinofmyglass for your help. Where are the rest of the toilets and scat slaves? PM me if you wish to remain anonymous!!!

[OnTheRimOfMyGlass]

You requested sandwich suggestions. How about a pepperoni, provolone, pepperoncini and poop panini? Probably pairs wonderfully with an IPA.

[Toilet4use]

Wow, really good week for the cookbook

In my opinion the best bread for a shit sandwich is french bread so first cut it to a length that you want depending on how hungry for shit you are and then turn it sideways and slice it in half.

In most cases shit is pretty soft so hollow out both sides of the bread to make pockets. Cover the bottom piece with lettuce this will help keep the shit from soaking the bread.

The kind of shit you choose is completely up to you but often shit doesn't have a lot of texture so several hours before you make your sandwich you might want to swallow some whole corn to help give it texture.

Pile the shit on top of the lettuce. Add onions and tomatoes and finally some shredded lettuce on top. Sprinkle oil and vinegar salad dressing on top of the lettuce and paint the inside of the top piece with mayo and mustard.

[Toilet4use]

I call it Chocolate-strawberry scat!

In a blender add about a cup of strawberry's
add


A large turd

4 tsp of coco power or hot chocolate mix

Add 5 ice cubes

Fill the rest with milk.

[Toilet4use]

The anonymous scat lovers have given us a couple more:

Get mint icecream and cut up a bunch of litte chunks of poo and throw it with chocolate chips and mix VOILA Mint chocolate shit ice cream.

poo tea!!

(Works best with runny poo)

Get any type of tea and make some tea and fill a cup half full of the tea now grab a pot shit in it add alittle water (Just to make it a tad runnier) And boil it up add it to your tea and there you go

Thank you, and keep up the wonderful recipes

[Toilet4use]

Ohhh a good old recipe with a twist!!!

Rip it up Pumpernickel bread and put it in a bowl.

Now get spinach dip (look online)

Now take a turd and put it in a blender. (Best with liquid poo)

Now dump the poo in the spinach dip and mix it all up and dip the bread in the dip.

[Faskwa]

I've never thought about scat play but mixing it with other food somehow makes the whole idea of eating shit less intimidating. But still, probably won't do it. Good recipes though!

[Toilet4use]

This anonymous submission was my lunch on the day I received it. Absolutely delicious

Mmmhm how about a classic peanut butter and banana sandwich!!

Now we have to incorporate poo so I want you to take a turd nd break it up. Now put a chunk of turd on each banana chunk.

(Want to make it better? Grill it like a grilled cheese )

I tried both versions, the first with my own shit, and the second with my mistress'. The grilled version is most definitely better, but maybe that's a biased opinion

[Toilet4use]

It seems that this thread has slipped to the wayside. So calling all toilets for new meal ideas. Again, you can PM them to me if you wish to remain anonymous

[chibi666]

yesterday i made shit-muffins. just took a regular muffin mix added oil, eggs but replaced milk with pee. then i added two fresh pieces of poo (both about the size of my thumb) to the batter and and stirred it in. filled 8 muffin cups and baked them for 20 minutes.

had some concerns about the smell but it wasn't that bad.

the taste was great, mainly chocolate but with a hint of poo. will add more poo next time i guess. managed to eat two muffins before i came...

[Toilet4use]

I will make it and try it at once. If I am unable to eat four or more muffins before I cum, (double your high bar) I will let you punish me as you see fit

[chibi666]

poo-quesadillas:

get flour tortilla, some grated cheese (i prefer cheddar) and poo.

layer one half of the tortilla with pieces of poo then sprinkle with cheese. add chopped onion if you like.

fold and gently press together.

heat fry pan. medium heat, no oil. bake on each side for 2 minutes.

enjoy with salsa or sourcream dip

[chibi666]

No Bake Cookies:

You'll need
1,5 cups white sugar
1/4 cup cocoa powder
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup margarine
1 pinch salt
1/4 cup chunky peanut butter
3 cups quick cooking oats
1 medium sized log of poo

In a saucepan over medium heat, combine sugar, cocoa, milk and margarine. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally. Boil for 1 minute, then remove from heat and stir in the vanilla, salt, peanut butter, oats and poo.

Drop by rounded spoonfuls onto waxed paper. Allow cookies to cool for at least 1 hour.

Enjoy