Thanksgiving Dice Dare

[Dare-O-Rama]

I figure a lot of our American friends are celebrating Thanksgiving with their family this week. So in the spirit of giving thanks, give this dare a shot!

Roll two dice four times, then consult the results below. If you feel you cannot/will not perform the dare listed, then re-roll and take your punishment (at the bottom).

ROLL #1 (APPETIZERS):

Spoiler:

2 = Snake-Eyes! Bummer. You will have to insert a butt-plug before sitting down to dinner. Remove only after all guests have left.
3 = Pick one food item and put it in your underwear.
4 = Slap a relative on the rump and say "you're lookin' good!"
5 = "accidentally" spill water all over your shirt
6 = Ask the host what's for dinner. No matter what they reply, ask "Not hamburgers?"
7 = Go commando all day. (No bras, girls!)
8 = Eat without using utensils.
9 = Go into a quiet room and pinch your nipples.
10 = Write "TURKEY FUCKER" on your stomach.
11 = Grab three ice cubes and excuse yourself to the bathroom. Rub them on your nipples for a minute, then slide them into your asshole.
12 = WILDCARD! Pick two from the above list.

ROLL #2 (SIDE DISHES):

Spoiler:

2 = Snake-eyes! Bummer. Touch your bare chest and bare privates against three different doorknobs in the house.
3 = Go barefoot all day.
4 = Lick your wrists.
5 = "accidentally" leave a button or two too many un-done on your shirt.
6 = Look at porn on your phone while in a room full of relatives. Mute it!
7 = Flick your genitals three times.
8 = Go into the kitchen and yell "I'm sooooooo Hungry!!"
9 = Go into the bathroom for an inappropriate amount of time.
10 = Wear a scarf to dinner.
11 = Go into the bathroom and snoop around. Find something they won't miss that will fit up your ass. Insert it.
12 = WILDCARD! Pick two from the above list.

ROLL #3 (MAIN COURSE):

Spoiler:

2 = Snake eyes! Bummer. Later tonight you'll be masturbating to orgasm with a turkey drumstick inserted.
3 = Mashed potato party! See how much mashed potatoes you can secretly put down your pants at dinner.
4 = Heat things up by wearing at least five layers of clothes to dinner.
5 = "accidentally" spill gravy all over your shirt at dinner.
6 = Wear a big bib made out of napkins or paper towels.
7 = In the middle of dinner take off one piece of clothing.
8 = See if cranberry sauce feel good in pants.
9 = Ask the host if you can be excused. Go to their bedroom and masturbate to orgasm.
10 = Wear a dog collar to Thanksgiving dinner.
11 = Ask a relative an obviously inappropriate sexual question.
12 = WILDCARD! Pick two from the above list.

ROLL #4 (DESSERT):

Spoiler:

2 = Snake-eyes! Bummer. After dessert you must take a plate with a piece of pie to a room in the house. Get naked in that room, go to another room, eat the pie, then return to your clothes.
3 = Put a scoop of ice cream in your underwear.
4 = Eat dessert as quickly as possible. Then stare for the rest of dessert at the person to your right.
5 = "accidentally" spill coffee down your shirt.
6 = Masturbate to completion *during* dessert. (Location is up to you.)
7 = Sleep nude on Thanksgiving night.
8 = Take a piece of pie to bed with you. Use it to masturbate to orgasm.
9 = When leaving, give thank your host and give them a nice big kiss on the lips.
10 = Take a nice warm shower before bedtime on Thanksgiving night.
11 = If there is whipped cream available, take some in the bathroom and put a clump of it on each of your nipples. If not, roll again.
12 = WILDCARD! Pick two from the above list.

If you had to re-roll at all, then here are the punishments. They are nasty, so beware! Roll one die for your punishment. No punishment re-rolls!

Spoiler:

1 = Snake-Eye! Bummer. No cumming until Christmas!
2 = Edge fifty times before the weekend is over. No cumming until Monday!
3 = On the way home, stop and buy a container of honey. When you get home pour it all over yourself and sleep like that. Clothes are optional!
4 = After you get home from Thanksgiving, masturbate with toothpaste twice before going to sleep!
5 = When you get home, go straight to the shower in all your clothes. Lay down and put your legs up and piss in your own face!
6 = Once you get home from Thanksgiving, spend the next 24 hours completely nude!

Enjoy, be safe, and write a full report!

[marlinsfan123]

I'm going to do this later today!

[Dare-O-Rama]

Don't forget the reports!

[Sluttyplaytoy]

I rolled a ten first so I wrote turkey fucker on my stomach before getting ready to leave. Next I rolled a 5, but I was wearing a dress. So I rerolled and got snake eyes. I was reluctant to do this, but I knew I had to. I started with the easiest to get away with, the bathroom. I stripped and rubbed against the door knob. Then I got redressed and went into my old bedroom (which my mom has turned into a work room). I once again stripped and rubbed against the knob. Finally I went into my parents room and quickly rubbed against theirs. Next I rolled seven. As dinner went on I slowly pulled off my thong. I then hid it in my purse. I rolled an 11 and took one of the many whipped cream cans into the bathroom. I quickly filled my bra cups with it. It felt very sticky. My bra kept the cream from showing through my dress. My last roll was a six for my punishment so I am currently typing this report naked until almost 11 tonight. Thank you for the dare.

[PeeGirl<3]

1. Grab three ice cubes and excuse yourself to the bathroom. Rub them on your nipples for a minute, then slide them into your asshole

2. Go into the bathroom and snoop around. Find something they won't miss that will fit up your ass. Insert it.

3. Later tonight you'll be masturbating to orgasm with a turkey drumstick inserted. See if cranberry sauce feel good in pants.

4. Sleep nude on Thanksgiving night.