16 funny/humiliating X or Y questions.

[SmolYui]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) My sleepwear is a cute onesie My last costume was cat( just some whiskers, cat ears, collar, and black dress)

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Should have asked about an obedient kitten

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? gender doesn't really matter to me, but I have to pick the one that most fits with what is stereotypically a girl.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? cut this thing off lol

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? I wanna be cute hehe

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? rabbit tail too small

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Hehe especially if I was wearing a diaper

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Clothes aren't gendered and there is no opposite to my gender so -\_(o-o)_/-

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) They're cute... i wont say anything more, :3

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? ha I don't have facebook *bbbbbb*

[churroboy101]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

either way this sissy would suffer....i guess my last halloween costume although that was my prissy sissy uniform... it was either that or stuck with only a collar, chastity cage, butt plug and panties which would be soo much worse

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

both scenarios turn me on but being more practical waking up two hours away butt naked is bad but at least i could find hiding places along the way

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

oh my dad

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

oh I love being an obidient pupper already so i'd gladly be a good girl again

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

ah... um both are very embarrassing but without knowing them probably guys? i guess i think guys let go quicker and i care more about pleasing girls i guess... plus if they found out i was a good sissy they may force me to do some fun thing

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

ooh provided it was safe and didn't pose a threat to my health i'd be waay to embarrassed to go so i'd endure the humiliation and the constant stimulation

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

lap dance? im bad at both... i hope she dosn't ridicule me too much

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

onion i guess?

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

three inches, a sissy deserves no more

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

oh F cup let me be a fabulous and slutty sissy~

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

cute lil bunny tail then i could dress as a propper bunny sissy to please mistress

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

nightclub entrance would be hotter~ as long as its not a local one

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

well one i've done before the othe would lead to a lot of jaw pain...

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

i only wear panties anyways so panties all the way

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

i'd gladly give oral to the last person i texted, mistress can demand it of me any time of day anyways

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

kitchen fridge, mistress would love to quote what wrote and make ead it loud sometime, so we probably will put it on our fridge and just to make this pathetic sissy slave's life a little harder i'll also write:

I the stupid bitch-whore danielle love it when my mistress and other beautifal woman and actual men laugh at me, degrade me and point at my tiny clitty

i look forward to sucking and choking down on juicy cocks that belong to actual men and not pretend she-whores like me. i hope my neighboyrs hear this declaration and use it to blackmail me

... sorry you don't have to read that last part thats just to embarrass me later... i deserve it

[Sawrap]

Remember you MUST pick one or the other.

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Last night’s sleepwear even though it wasn’t much better.... T shirt, no bra, and shorts that barely covered my ass. Halloween I wore fishnets and a black lingerie bodysuit. I’d be pretty cold and exposed either way
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
I’d rather be in stocks... I think I could handle the jeers and comments on my body. Or whatever else. The walk home would be more dangerous. Less enticing, more freaky. What would you do if you saw me locked up like that?
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Definitely my dad...oh god
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog... pull me by my neck and tell me to be a good girl or else
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls ❤️
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I’d wait a week 1000%. I couldn’t stomach how humiliating it would be to talk to a doctor while being relentlessly pleasured
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance Natasha Lyonne any day
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inches and I’ll impress with my fingers
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Entrance of a nighclub
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
But plug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Underwear girls in boxers are hot
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Stranger... last person I texted was my best friend
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Well I’m posting it online anywaus

[yourslavetim]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I don’t wear halloween costumes, so the sleepwear it will be: Pyjama trousers
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Wake up at a 2 hours walk from home because I could at least run away if needed.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
There really is no difference for me but since I have to chose I’ll go with mother for absolutely no good reason.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog. I don’t like babies
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Doesn’t make much of a difference to me but I’ll take girls because there would probably be a greater number of people who might find joy in me being naked.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
If I’m certain it will come out after the week wait. Otherwise doctor.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Definitely a lap dance, because knowing myself I’d probably hurt myself on a pole.
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion. I like onions and you can always use mints.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 Inch. Much more convenient.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A. Again, more convenient.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Horn. Could be great to penetrate someone of maybe for self defence.
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport, as they usually go to a private room for that.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug because I’d still be able to talk.
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Jungle. If they don’t like it we could shave together.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Next stranger. My laste text was to a group which would be quite exhausting.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Facebook because I don’t use that.

[TigerRacer23]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

Last nights sleepwear for a whole year. Sleep naked!

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

Wake up 2 hours from home with just the key.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

Mom

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

Dog

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

Guys

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

Wait a week for it to fall out

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

Lap Dance

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

Onion

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

Dream of a 15 inch...reality of a 3 inch

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

Neither

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

Unicorn horn

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

Nightclub

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

Butt plug

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

Opposite genders undies

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

Last person texted

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

Fridge

[Jorscoped]

Remember you MUST pick one or the other.

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

I was wearing pajama shorts and a t-shirt (no underwear). The last time I went out in a costume, I went as Jesus for an inside joke, and that would be a little awkward for daily life...

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

I think this would be easier to get away with and have less questions.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

He's a lot more weird and unstable. Mind you, he is also the most likely to have this happen, as he knocks then immediately pushes your door open and does not hear when you're yelling that you're indecent.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

I think it's a lot more awkward to act like a baby, and little more humorous to act like a dog.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

Although I don't know I'd feel more comfortable either way, it just seems a little more friendly being naked around girls.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

Although this is under the assumption it's not clearly audible; I'm not comfortable going to the doctors for anything really, especially something like that.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

Although I will fail at either, this would be more manageable for myself.

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

I already fart a considerable amount, and I really love beans.

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or a 15 inch penis when erect?

Unsure of the functionality of such a size, but I hate even thinking of being any less than the average size I have now.

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

Little titties are nice too, I'd fear the back pain as well as the drooping at the large size.

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

I think girls would better enjoy the horn rather than the tail, and it could be an interesting topic. I have a hard enough time not having to explain an awkward tail.

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

It's more suiting at the place of an airport and most people will be more annoyed at the security and the idea they could be next, rather than on me and my body. Out front of a club, I'd be ripe for drunken ridicule.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

I've never used one, but I still feel it would be more comfortable than a ball gag, as well as more hidden.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

I'm not a fan of lots of hair, and I keep mine trimmed. I don't really care about what underwear I'm spotted in, so long as I find them comfy.

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

It was a good long time friend of mine, and we're pretty comfortable around each other, as well have seen each other naked before. Not a fan of possibly blowing a strange man (would rather be with the friend than hinge on the hopes I bump into a nice lady lol)

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

Not many people will see it on my fridge. I don't need hundreds of acquaintances seeing this.

Thank you for the awkward questions.

[Justsome1]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
past night's sleepwear, it was my sports jersey with both underwear also. And I don't have any halloween costume
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Pillory, over fast and I'd just imagine I travelled back in time, getting punished kind
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
both, but more if dad I think
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
baby, don't wanna chew anything
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
girls, guys would be humiliating
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
wait a week, it'd be soo awkward to get the doctor remove it. Amd if it's a guy
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
pole, idk lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
beans, I don't fart much and I don't like onions
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3, that 15 is too much
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A, small is better than these big
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
fluffy, I like softness of it lol
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
nightclub, most are high kind so not too weird but airport is professional people filled or families.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
ball gag, don't like anal
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
jungle, already have 1
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
stranger would be some delivery person for sure now, so I'd rather give it to last person I texted, who is a person I like so cool
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
fridge, I don't have FB and fridge isn't too weird but there many would definitely know.

[ondra1989]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
We do not celebrate halloween, so boxers and t-shirt it is
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Definitely naked in stocks/pillory. It would be super humiliating and exciting!
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Mom, I guess...
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Woof Woof!
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Surely girls...
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I guess I would wait...
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Probably a lap dance, however I would suck at both
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Can of beans... I don't fart too much after them anyway...
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
I guess long. Despite it being "too much", it is at least not something to be made fun of
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
As guy, I love small breasts, so in scenario of being a girl, I would go for an A cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
What? Uhm, rabbit tail, I guess?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub sounds more exciting...
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Ball gag, I'd like to keep my anus out of any play
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
I'd say jungle is not so embarassing as opossite undies are...
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
That's easy... Last person I texted (my wife :-D)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Damn... Fridge I guess

[dmd]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) I didn't have a costume last year cause COVID, so I'll call that naked, and last night I wore boxers - so easy win for boxers for a year
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? Choosing the stocks - would get lost on the other one and/or give up after 30 minutes
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Mum, easily
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Dog! They have much more fun in life
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?Guys I suppose, more comfortable brushing it off
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) I'd love to say I'd go with the first, but I know I probably wouldn't - week of constant embarassment I can't control better than 10 minutes I can to my head for some reason
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? The pole dance is more of a learning experience, so that
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Hmmm, probably the onion - unless the partner likes farts, then beans ofc
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? The 3 inch - the 2nd is too dangerous in pretty much every situation
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? Either are valid - think I'd go with the F cup tho, just to know what it'd be like
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? I'd never need a bottle opener, lance or anything else needed to gain attention again with the unicorn horn. The bunny tail would be annoying if it's even mildly sensitive
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Is the on the spot meant to be for both? If its for both, nightclub - if its just a regular airport strip search though, its that.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? I'd love either most likely, but imma go with the plug - I love to talk, as you can probably tell
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? I mean - the first, though the second one is probably more accurate atm
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) I'm counting this as just general messaging, as no one really texts anymore - it was a guy on Recon
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Either would suck, but the worst case happens in both scenarios - so Facebook, as it'd be funnier

[Dirk-exposed]

Originally Posted by kevinkevk

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) last nights sleepwear: sportswear
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? mom
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? no
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? guys
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) wait a week until it falls out
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? a pole dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) onion
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? an 15 inch penis
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? the entrance of a nightclub on the spot
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? wear a butt plug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? grow a jungle down there when its time to strip
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? on your kitchen fridge for a month

I look forward to all your replies

thanks for the questions

[darkness991]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
well since i sleep naked every night ill go with the halloween costume since i like being a pirate anyway
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
although it would be fun to find out what people would do to me while in the stocks ill go for a naked walk of 2 hours
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
mom
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
ill go for girls maybe it could get fun
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
id wait if you cant hear it officially it wouldnt take a week but even if that were the case id wait would be a really horny week tho if you can hear it id go to the doctor
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
id give her a lapdance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
ill go for the onion
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
thats a tough one id go for 3 inch yes its small but atleast then id still be able to put my whole dick in a girl
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
if id be female i think f although i heard about the back problems
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
bunny tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
iv worn them for longer so buttplug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
id rather wear a thong infront of a one night stand hopefully shed like it
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
ill go for a stranger since the last person i texted is one of my best friends
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
kitchen

[sniazzy]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Halloween costume. It wasn't anything too fancy, it was zombie costume (just blood in t-shirt).

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
2 hours walk. I would take challenge to be sneaky enough.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
yes

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog, it would be more embarrasing for me.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
girls

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Doctor

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Hmm, pole dance.

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion, there is always a chance to avoid breath

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch penis

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
F cup

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Fluffy bunny rabbit tail

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
entrance of nightclub - chance agood stories will be created

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite gender undies

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
stranger, last person is my brother so.. :P

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
on my kitchen fridge

[tarheel52]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Last Halloween costume, since it’s not a good idea to be naked in public and I sleep naked. Last Halloween costume was an elf.

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Naked in stocks in a public place for an hour. This is close to a fantasy of mine.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
More embarrassed if my mom did.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A baby

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls, but I wouldn’t mind either.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
As fun as a week of vibrating sounds, I’d go to the doctor.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance. More contact

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion!

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch penis

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup. I love smaller breasts

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Fluffy tail

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub. Would get more looks there I think.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
A butt plug. I have worn one for over 5 hours and enjoyed it.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Ladies underwear. I keep groomed down there and ladies underwear are comfortable anyway!

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Next stranger I see. More risky and unknown.

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge. No public.

[Horny Mask]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Halloween costume, I was a genderbent Kiba
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Stocks or pillory
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Mom, she’s more likely to try to talk about it/realize what I’m doing.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Depends on location… dog?
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Neither… girls would be safer
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Wait a week
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Don’t have one-
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
Both are smaller… F cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Rabbit tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Jungle
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Stranger
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

[snackig]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I was a sexy witch last year (gender swap), so maybe rather sleepwear

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
damn, first one I think

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
mom

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
dog

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
girls

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
wait until it falls out

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
lap dance

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
beans! I like kissing too much

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
damn, 15 would maybe mean getting unconscious

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
rabbit tail

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
airport

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
plug

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
depends on the ONS, if it's a vanilla hook up rather the jungle. but the panties thing might lead to some fancy stuff

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
last person I texted

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
my fridge