Neighbourhood Streaking Dare

[Spankmyass1996]

If you’re interested in this dare your probably too horny to go to class/work without a bit of haughty mischief well after the sun goes down.

Step one - before you risk arrest / total humiliation
1. You’re walking out your door totally butt naked. Leave your keys at your front door (no shoes, no nothing)
2. Get in the shower and soak yourself down. Come out butt naked and put on your favourite sneakers (no drying your feet! No socks!). Don’t even think about touching your towel
3. Give yourself a wedgie and come outside with your underwear on (lucky) only
4. Take a shit/dump. Don’t wipe your ass. Don’t put your pants back on and step outside you primal animal!
5. You get the privilege of fingering your ass for 5 minutes. Make sure you edge twice. You’ll be walking out of your house with a buttplug up your ass you horny bitch. Make sure you suck your fingers clean.
6. Spank your ass with a belt/ paddle 50 times on each cheek. Clamp both your nipples with something painful and get your naughty ass out of the house.

How far
1. To the park closest to you
2. Around the block and back
3. Stay put at your front door (don’t move)
4. 100 steps away from your front door
5. 500 yards/ metres from your front door
6. Under the next street lamp

(If you had the joy of rolling 4 in the previous step, you can take your shirt off here and wipe your ass clean with it.)

Pleasure
1. Edge 3 times however you like
2. Edge 2 times with A finger up your asshole (or buttplug)
3. Make out with the floor - French kiss it 5 times
4. Stroke your dick/ clit 200 times whilst sucking on your fingers - don’t cum
5. Finger your ass for 5 minutes
6. Edge 4 times and then cum. Make sure you rub the cum all over your face.

Pain
1. 100 squats
2. Spank your nipples 50 times each
3. Slap your balls/ pussy 20 times
4. Kneel on the ground with your nose to the ground and your ass up and count to 200
5. Spank your ass 200 times
6. 50 pushups

Get caught
1. Masturbate until you cum, but make sure the neighbour can hear you moaning
2. Stand in the middle of the street until you see someone / a car
3. Mark your territory and piss in someone’s driveway
4. You are a dirty dog, take a shit butt naked on the sidewalk
5. Knock on someone’s door and run home
6. Do 200 star jumps out in the open

When you get home
1. Edge twice before going inside. Don’t clean up and go to bed.
2. You can cum. But you must stay awake until the sun comes up.
3. Get drunk and forget how you almost got arrested
4. You can’t cum until you write a post about how this dare went
5. Have a shower and go to sleep
6. Give yourself a wedgie and sleep with your wedgie and buttplug in

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If you got caught by the cops and you’re heading to the police station - you’ve probably fulfilled your dirtiest fantasy
1. Do whatever it takes to get the worst punishment - you were born for jail so have fun
2. Get horny during your strip search and moan like it’s the last time you get to have sex
3. You can only sleep on the floor for the remainder of your stay
4. Ask a cop or another inmate to spank your ass until it’s blue
5. Ask if you can lick someone’s asshole
6. You’re not allowed to cum until you get out - or 2 weeks if released early

[Damnmkw]

Oh wow this sounds hella hot to do