Pet Play Dice Dare

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Just a note: tails can be easily improvised
Dog/horse: a scarf tied around your waist and hanging behind you, one end attached to a belt, one end stuffed up your ass, etc.
Pig: a pipe cleaner twisted like a pig tail and secured similar to the scarf
Bunny: anything fluffy (sock, rolled up scarf, cotton balls glued together, those pom pom things people dangle on their purses, etc.) you get the idea

Ears can also be improvised by the way you do your hair or by cutting out the proper shape and attaching it to a headband.

Collars can be belts or a handkerchief or a long sock tied around the neck

Animal
1 dog
2 cat
3 pony
4 bunny
5 pig
6 cow

Since animals don’t wear clothes, neither do you! Only wear what is required by your rolls. You also must remain on all fours until this phase is complete. Find the instructions for your animal and then scroll down to find out how long you’ll be that way.

DOG

Accessories
1 collar and ears
2 collar, ears and tail
3 collar and tail
4 ears and tail
5 collar, ears, tail, and socks on all fours
6 collar, tail and socks on all fours

General Behavior (to do regularly throughout this dare)
1 barking instead of talking
2 wagging your tail
3 licking yourself
4 panting
5 scratching yourself with your paws
6 sitting like a dog

Activities (should take a few minutes or more and can be done any time during this dare)
1 play fetch with yourself
2 eat and drink from bowls on the ground without using hands
3 practice your tricks (sit, stay, roll over, fetch, speak, balance a treat on your nose then catch it etc.)
4 bark at something outside your window until it goes away (cat, squirrel, bird, person).
5 chew on something (a shoe preferably)
6 hump an inanimate object or someone’s leg

CAT

Accessories
1 collar and ears
2 collar, ears and tail
3 collar and tail
4 ears and tail
5 collar, ears, tail, and socks on all fours
6 collar, tail and socks on all fours

General behavior (to be done regularly throughout this dare)
1 lie around a lot
2 look around with a cat-like expression
3 purr and meow instead of speaking
4 rub against walls, furniture, etc.
5 knead surfaces before you sit/lie on them
6 lick yourself

Activities (should take a few minutes or more and can be done any time during this dare)
1 watch birds out the window or on your computer (they have videos on YouTube. Look up “just for cats”)
2 play with random things that cats think are toys (hair ties, shoe strings, etc.)
3 sit in the bathtub the way cats sit in sinks. Turn the water on and bat at it with your paws
4 sprint chaotically around the house
5 eat and drink from a bowl on the floor
6 either find a dog or watch a video with a dog in it and hiss when you see the dog

PONY

Note: a bridle is a bit trickier to explain, but basically take any kind of string or rope and do your best to tie it around your head like a bridle. If you don’t know what that looks like, Google is free. If you’re struggling, just do the simplest version you can come up with.

For a saddle, use a belt to secure a pillow or a folded blanket to your back. And strap it on tight; real horses can’t have their saddles falling off!

Accessories
1 saddle and tail
2 bridle, ears and tail
3 saddle, ears, and tail
4 ears and tail
5 bridle, ears, tail, and saddle
6 bridle, tail and saddle

General behavior (to be done regularly throughout this dare)
1 neighing and whinnying
2 rearing up
3 bucking
4 shaking your mane
5 stomping your hooves
6 re-roll

Activities (should take a few minutes or more and can be done any time during this dare)
1 graze on some grass (shredded lettuce works)
2 look up a simple horse showmanship pattern and practice it*
3 practice your barrel racing (do figure 8’s around two objects--chairs, boxes, whatever)
4 put some horse treats (apples, raw carrots, etc) in a bag (not one that will suffocate you) and attach it to your head while you eat out of it
5 trot around your home
6 re-roll and do two of the above
*showmanship is when a person takes their horse around an arena in a specific pattern--trotting, walking, stopping, backing up, pivoting--and is judged on memory of the pattern and how well the horse performs all the commands (how well the showman shows off the horse).

BUNNY

Accessories
1 ears
2 ears and tail
3 ears, tail, and socks on all fours
4 ears, and socks on all fours
5 ears, tail, socks on all fours, and draw on whiskers
6 ears, tail, and whiskers

Activities (should take a few minutes or more and can be done any time during this dare)
1 eat a carrot by nibbling little pieces
2 hop around your home
3 twitch and wiggle your nose
4 hump inanimate objects
5 hide things around your home (like easter eggs)
6 look up rabbit sounds and try to imitate them

PIG

Note: for a belly, you can attach a small pillow to your stomach with a belt. For a nose, you can tape yours up, draw one on or make one with paper or maybe a round lid that you draw nostrils on them tie it around your head to keep it on.

Accessories
1 belly and tail
2 ears, belly and tail
3 belly, tail, and nose
4 belly, tail, ears, and nose
5 belly, tail, ears, nose and socks on all fours
6 tail and nose

Activities (should take a few minutes or more and can be done any time during this dare)
1 eat sloppy food from a bowl on the floor (applesauce, oatmeal, etc) get it all over your face
2 fill part of your bathtub with water and pretend it’s mud
3 same as 2 but smear peanut butter on yourself first
4 same as 3 but use applesauce
5 same as 3 but use chocolate syrup
6 same as 3 but use syrup

COW

For an udder, tie your breasts together. For spots and a brand, draw them on.

Accessories
1 spots and tail and brand
2 ears, spots, udders, tail, and brand
3 spots, tail, and udder
4 spots, tail, ears, and udder
5 spots, tail, ears, udder and socks on all fours
6 tail and udder and brand

Activities (should take a few minutes or more and can be done any time during this dare)
1 chew your cud (gum or something else that you can chew for a long time)
2 graze on some grass (shredded lettuce works)
3 “milk” yourself
4 moo out a window
5 pretend someone has cow tipped you
6 re-roll and do two of the above

DURATION FOR ALL
1 one hour
2 two hours
3 three hours
4 the whole time you watch Zootopia (pausing the movie for activities)
5 for as long as you’re home alone in one day
6 four hours