✖✖ Funny Chat Quotes ✖

[Leopard]

Post your funny quotes from chat here!


[23:45:58] LilAngel: i smell like sex
[23:46:02] LilAngel: but not
[23:46:03] LilAngel: o.O


[00:45:02] Stardares: TYPING SPEED IS DIRECTLY RELEVANT TO PENIS SIZE.
[00:45:21] Leopard: MY PENIS IS FASTER THAN YOURS
[00:45:26] Stardares: NO MY PENIS IS FASTER


[03:23:55] Pingu: I just put Leo down
[03:24:00] Pingu: One day he'll really hate me
[03:24:04] Pingu: If he doesn't already
[03:24:12] Leopard: Another day, another insult from Pingu


[03:59:21] tagsp90: http://leopardrocks.webs.com/ !
[04:00:03] 3m0isBack(:: tagsy actually made the site...


[07:59:25] Pingu: Without Stellz, civilisations would not have been formed


[11:32:19] Honesteyes: ummm 3mo im gonna... so... like... touch your... cave thingie down there... and like... totally lick it... whether you like it or not...
[11:32:27] Honesteyes: believe it!
[11:32:38] 3m0isBack(:: XD
[11:32:42] Honesteyes: and then im gonna... touch your breast and stuff!
[11:32:43] 3m0isBack(:: my cave thingy?
[11:32:46] Honesteyes: yeah! how do you like that!
[11:32:47] 3m0isBack(:: it's not that big
[11:32:50] 3m0isBack(:: really tight actually
[11:32:52] 3m0isBack(:: so yea...
[11:32:56] mistressizzy: your LOVEBOX OF DOOM
[11:32:58] 3m0isBack(:: not really a "cave"
[11:33:39] 3m0isBack(:: it'll eat your penis off!
[11:33:49] 3m0isBack(:: don't touch my LOVE BOX OF DOOM!


[11:56:12] BettyBoop: What if you wait until marriage to have sex and then you find out your penis has a 1 inch penis.


[12:12:11] BettyBoop: So leo, what vagina does yours look like?


[12:13:36] Honesteyes: i should really stop looking at this picture X_X
[12:14:31] Honesteyes: i might puke! or start getting turned on. and i dont know which would be worse! ><


[12:20:07] BettyBoop: Candied Cunt.


[12:21:25] BettyBoop: I'm going to bedazzle my vagina.


[12:52:28] sweetsong: Leo like takes what you like, puts his spin on it... and makes a good play time.
[12:52:39] sweetsong: So you like it, but he's all dommy at the same time
[12:52:44] keykitty: He sounds fun
[12:52:45] Leopard: Now I have advertiserso.O


[13:05:20] loke: betty, on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the most awesome, what do you rate of my awesomeness?
[13:05:25] BettyBoop: 2
[13:05:27] SlutPuppy: xD
[13:05:32] mistressizzy: oh snap loke
[13:05:34] keykitty:
[13:05:36] mistressizzy: how generous betty
[13:05:37] loke: wow, I am really low, lol
[13:05:42] sweetsong: That was a fast rating :0


[05:11:54] Leopard: Well go on, lick it up.
[05:12:14] Stellz: Nah. I'm good.
[05:12:33] Pingu: Not what you said last night in his bed
[05:12:37] Leopard: That was easy
[05:12:50] Stellz: ...
[05:13:02] casimir: ill do it
[05:13:03] Star Shadows restrains Stellz
[05:13:05] Leopard: Wait, she didn't say that

[nellybell]

[12/31/2010 12:49:14 AM] Leopard: Now... BOOBS
[12/31/2010 12:49:25 AM] BethIce: BOOBS? where
[12/31/2010 12:49:38 AM] Leopard: *points* they're attacking your chest

[Leopard]

[05:21:44] Stellz: Why do men think that it's a good idea to send women massages like this:
[05:21:47] Stellz: 'you need some hot cum on that face'
[05:21:52] Stellz: That's ALL he said.
[05:22:10] Pingu: Sorry Stellz
[05:22:19] Pingu: Will try harder in future
[05:23:09] Stellz: Oh sorry. I copy and pasted the wrong thing.
[05:23:12] Stellz: Leopard [»] Stellz: you need some icy cum on that face


[05:36:07] BettyBoop: Physics is the worst Science.
[05:36:31] BettyBoop: It makes me want to kill people so they can arrest me and I can leave the class.


[13:57:03] muffinfairy: ‹@softeyes› you got a gold star, and a second review on the piece
[13:58:19] softeyes: But I know how little a gold star really means..
[13:58:53] muffinfairy: gold stars were like winning the lottery in nursery..primary school or whereever
[13:59:44] muffinfairy: i bet the queen never got a gold star. you're better than the queen.


[09:05:17] Pingu: Leo feels the same about me
[09:05:33] Pingu: A little part of him dies when he sees my blue dot appear on the right


[04:24:54] sweetsong: Well you can take care of the screamers at night then Des
[04:25:08] deschut: I am doing that
[04:25:10] Leopard: Oh, he does


[04:26:13] BettyBoop: Sex noises are awkward.


[06:00:12] Leopard: It's so hard to play


[13:56:57] BAN HAMMER: Has anyone seen Loke? I have important news to share with him!


[19:54:04] LilAngel: I got bored of those balls.
[19:54:20] Leopard: You need to hit them harder
[19:54:50] LilAngel: I can't! ><


[20:03:37] LilAngel: Never give your first blowjob after eating.
[20:03:51] LilAngel: Always wash your hands after having sex.
[20:04:23] LilAngel: Always make sure you use two condoms instead of one.


[20:05:07] LilAngel: Always cover your face with a stuffed toy while giving someone anal. (You never know where the cameras are)


[20:07:24] LilAngel: I prefer ball gags on BOYS.


[17:24:57] LilAngel: ninj... DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS?
[17:25:05] Ninjota: YES


[17:47:17] Ninjota: "Do you have an STD" "No." "Youre hired!"


[05:51:46] momo: leo you're always sleeping or jacking off >.>
[05:51:58] loke: leo loves his dick
[05:52:02] Leopard: Dreams and orgasms are the two most important things in the world
[05:52:04] Ninjota: Tis the life of a Leopard XD
[05:52:14] rahamn: best two things in the world momo ...
[05:52:18] Ninjota: Go to any zoo and the Leopards will be sleeping or jacking off!


[20:39:57] LilAngel: Leo's pants are throbbing
[20:40:00] LilAngel: I mean
[20:40:07] LilAngel: the log inside his pants are throbbing
[20:40:36] Leopard: You're calling my penis a log?
[20:40:39] Leopard: You're generous.


[09:49:31] Leopard hands nelly a strapon
[09:49:43] nellybell hands it back
[09:50:22] Leopard: Stick the pointy end in
[09:50:38] Leopard: Penis - so simple a man can operate it


[22:30:28] Anthracis: i eat period for lunch
[22:30:36] Anthracis: and rockets for breakfast

[22:30:53] SlutPuppy: I eat small children for breakfast
[22:31:10] SlutPuppy: Salad for lunch
[22:31:16] SlutPuppy: And cock for dinner

[22:31:19] mistressizzy: i eat the hopes and dreams of youth


[21:11:52] momo: Leo, go suck a hair dick.
[21:12:02] 444: im sure he will, mimi
[21:12:03] Leopard sucks a .. hair.. dick?


[01:39:22] softeyes: When you stop to think about it..
[01:39:28] softeyes: This chat is fucking weird.
[01:39:44] sweetsong: We are fucking weird
[01:40:15] BettyBoop: This chat is weird without thinking too much about it.

[softeyes]

Did the old one get deleted, or what is this? *Can't bother to check..*

[Leopard]

Originally Posted by softeyes

Did the old one get deleted, or what is this? *Can't bother to check..*

There was a minor administrative glitch and it needed to be restarted.

[LilAngel]

Originally Posted by Leopard

There was a minor administrative glitch and it needed to be restarted.

I had nothing to do with it. Boop did it.

[moxie]

[00:50:53] SlutPuppy: All I can say is I have my barbed wire, a lighter, and a gallon of gasoline....

[Leopard]

Originally Posted by LilAngel

I had nothing to do with it. Boop did it.

Subtlety For The Win.

[Stellz]

Originally Posted by Leopard

Post your funny quotes from chat here!


[07:59:25] Pingu: Without Stellz, civilisations would not have been formed

BAHAHAHAHA.
Obviously incredibly true.

[softeyes]

[05:23:48 PM] Blank: hi
[05:24:03 PM] Tiger: moo
[05:24:21 PM] Blank: moo
[05:28:48 PM] Blank: hi
[05:32:25 PM] Tiger: hi
[05:55:46 PM] stacytheclown: hi
[06:15:14 PM] Tiger: hi
[06:36:06 PM] Stix: tigress
[06:36:16 PM] Tiger: hi

[01:11:19 PM] LilAngel: Well.. in case you are interested, my addy is youregettingbannedinapproximately20s...@hotmail .com THANKS!
[11:12:06] buddachi: Just email me [email protected] ...with your pics and details for contacting you

[01:41:20 PM] Kage: We usually talk about mutilating each other; slitting throats, tearing flesh apart... drink blood, etc. It's fun.
[01:41:59 PM] Kage: And my ever struggle to obtain the ultimate key.
[01:42:35 PM] Kage: Can you guess what this "ultimate key" is?
[01:43:39 PM] Kage: No, the "ultimate key" is the key that unlocks Kitty's panties.
[01:44:08 PM] Kage: Sadly, I have yet to obtain it... It's so small and delicate... It will take a while to find it.
[01:44:26 PM] Kage: But, I'm a patient and strong-willed person. I will prevail.

[Leopard]

[13:02:05] Kal: you people with your dick chopping
[13:02:12] Kal: stay away from me
[13:02:19] Kal: except foury
[13:02:20] 444: snip snip


[02:03:35] Pingu: Your hand doesn't count as a girl
[02:03:43] 444: ^
[02:03:59] Leopard: If I draw boobies on it, it's a girl.


[02:41:21] 444 rofls. Even pingu left.


[03:15:33] 444: I moan for Leo.
[03:15:44] 444: endlessly
[03:15:45] Leopard adds to sig
[03:15:49] 444: literally
[03:15:59] 444: im not saving myself am I
[03:16:25] 444 sighs and dont you dare put it in your signture, leopard


[10:31:59] nellybell slaps leo in the leo


[12:53:24] MetalGreek: nice to meet u tryg
[12:53:46] Trygg: Nice to meet you as well.
[12:54:04] MetalGreek noms on his nuts
[12:54:16] Leopard: MG don't nom on new people's nuts
[12:54:25] MetalGreek: no my nuts dammit
[12:54:27] MetalGreek: not his >.>
[12:54:34] momo: MG was nomming on his own nuts >.>
[12:54:36] Leopard: You can reach o.o


[13:19:03] 444: God made all living creatures
[13:19:09] Leopard: Awh, that was nice of him
[13:19:12] 444: Living creatures made all mechanical creatures
[13:19:15] 444: and the internet
[13:19:17] 444: therefore
[13:19:22] 444: God made the site.
[13:19:42] Leopard: we made mechanical creatures? o.o
[13:19:58] Leopard: I thought the terminator and the matrix taught us better.
[13:20:14] 444: Those are in the future. It doesnt count.


[21:46:49] analwarrior: heyy
[21:47:00] Leopard: HI ANALWARRIOR
[21:47:35] XiaoLang: wow what a name
[21:49:46] XiaoLang: Hi mom and dad, grandma ... meet analwarrior
[21:50:08] XiaoLang: actually I'd love to say that
[21:50:14] Kal thinks up cool slogans to go with the name
[21:51:04] XiaoLang: "Well Ill be buggered"


[13:58:07] Tucking Fypo: i just realized that i sent a private chat request to myself lol
[13:58:15] Leopard: Did you accept?
[13:58:37] Tucking Fypo: no, i dont want to talk to me, i sound like a dick =P


[18:39:51] Stellz: I DUN WANNA FUCK SOMEONE THAT PUTS LEGOS IN THEIR BUM



[12:10:15] hotcaligirl: Actualky, in some places they give out condoms in sex ed...in 5th grade even, 5th graders dont even have penises and vaginas yet!
[12:11:14] keykitty: Um they do have penises and vaginas...they just probably don't use them


[21:05:40] LilAngel: OH YEAH WELL MY BIG FAT PUSSY LIPS CAN GRIND YOUR POOR COCK ANYDAY MANSLUT.


[08:42:43] sweetsong: What ethnicity gives the best oral? o.O
[08:43:04] Stix: stix race
[08:43:05] softeyes: Is there a race with few teeth?
[08:43:16] 444: Are pirates a race?
[08:43:28] SlutPuppy: ALIENS
[08:43:48] sweetsong would refuse oral offered by an alien
[08:44:03] Leopard: you racist jerk


[05:46:07] Chelle: You haven't done a real dare until you've tickled a t-rex on a dare
[05:46:39] Sharp Nacelle: Or indeed teleported a t-rex to the present day.

[05:47:01] Leopard: T-Rex in the middle of London at rush hour is always good. Beats the traffic any day.

[05:47:16] Leopard: beats/eats, same difference, right
[05:49:02] Chelle: Want to give me a speeding ticket? not when I'm riding my t-rex to work!


[15:10:23] LilAngel: LEOPARD PENIS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[15:10:59] LilAngel: Loooooong veinyyyyyyy spooottteeeedddd penis


[11:09:53] Canoe: you know what's a good way to get more energy?
[11:09:57] Canoe: sleep
[11:10:18] Leopard: whats sleep
[11:10:27] Leopard: does it come in small cans
[11:10:34] Canoe: that thing you do in bed
[11:10:38] Canoe: ...the other thing
[11:10:48] Leopard: umm
[11:10:50] Leopard: ..eat?
[11:10:54] Leopard: watch porn?
[11:10:54] Sharp Nacelle: i've been known to come in a small can while in bed



[10:32:43] LilAngel strips and starts giving Leo a lapdance.
[10:33:03] LilAngel: Hmm... if Krystal was in here, I'd start making out with her too I guess.


[08:51:47] Bilboy: any girls want a slave pm me or press 33
[08:52:01] Leopard: ...or press 33?
[08:52:04] Leopard: That's like a phoneline


[09:12:06] Leopard: [09:11:54] chrispy1024 [»] Leopard: u wana play or be my mistres
[09:15:31] 444: [17:11:32] chrispy1024 [»] 444: u wana play or be my master?
[09:15:45] Leopard: you're the master, I'm the mistres
[09:15:57] 444: WHY DOES LEOPARD GET TO BE THE GIRL


[06:20:42] MaleASlave: I NEED A MASTER IMMEDIATELY
[06:20:57] Leopard: TYPE IN BIGGER CAPS, THAT'LL HELP
[06:21:14] MaleASlave: I NEED A MASTER



[07:30:18] Leopard: OMG
[07:30:22] Leopard: I FORGOT TO POST THE THING AGAIN
[07:30:30] Leopard: DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND IT WEIRD HOW MOST GUY PENISES COME READY TANNED
[07:30:33] Leopard: IDK IF CUNTS DO IT TOO
[07:30:35] deschut: lol
[07:30:37] Leopard: MAYBE:? PROBS NOT
[07:30:51] deschut: tanned?
[07:31:10] Leopard: it came tanned
[07:31:12] Leopard: its so weird
[07:31:17] SlutPuppy: AND HTNE THEN HAE LIKE ALTTLE WHITE/PINK PART
[07:31:21] mengde: lol ive seen em
[07:31:26] Leopard: i dont have a pale penis D:
[07:31:31] deschut: :P
[07:31:43] mengde: but playing football is vrry homoerotic lol
[07:31:52] deschut: pale penis lol
[07:31:54] kittykatmeow~: Do you have a tanned one then?
[07:32:01] Leopard: uhh
[07:32:03] Leopard: >.>
[07:32:06] Leopard: fuck
[07:32:06] deschut: Leo doesn't like tanned penis, so tans it o.O
[07:32:12] Leopard: I didn't think of that when I brought it up
[07:32:15] deschut: oops, *pale
[07:32:18] Leopard: noo it tanned itself
[07:32:19] Leopard: its so weird
[07:32:20] Stellz: /me giggles lots.
[07:32:27] Leopard: it matches my skin perfectly when im tanned
[07:32:30] deschut: it tans itself!
[07:32:33] Leopard: but when the rest of me goes white in winter, it stays
[07:32:34] deschut: goes to the beach :P
[07:32:35] Leopard: like wtf
[07:32:38] deschut: with a towel
[07:32:41] Leopard: fucking
[07:32:43] Leopard: sneaks to be beach at night
[07:32:48] Leopard: and tans on winter moonbeams
[07:33:00] Leopard: fucks all the roaming night pussies
[07:33:04] Leopard: that is one hardcore penis
[07:33:10] SlutPuppy: lolllllllll
[07:33:10] Leopard: rock and roll forever
[07:33:13] deschut: fucking tanning pussies...
[07:33:16] Leopard: /me wanders off
[07:33:20] SlutPuppy: i have no idea what were tlaking about
[07:33:22] SlutPuppy: but i feel high
[07:33:23] SlutPuppy: heheh

[BettyBoop]

Originally Posted by LilAngel

I had nothing to do with it. Boop did it.

[BettyBoop]

[03:28:43 AM] muffinfairy: i could never be pissed off with someone who has such a confident penis

Stix: i see the way you look at him leo!
Leo: lustfully with open arse?
Stix: with that bead of sweat on your forehead, and that lustful look in your arse

[02:20:58] submark145: so... yeah ive got a lock on my balls
[02:24:14] jamness: ...
[02:24:42] submark145: thought it might break the ice but nooo. grr
[02:25:08] jamness: it more froze the lake over, if Im honest

[02:48:27] Tiger: fuck why do i have so much gas?

[02:03:13] sweetsong: I thought Pingu was a girl for a while
[02:03:28] BettyBoop: We all did
[02:03:33] Stellz: Was a girl?
[02:03:37] Stellz: Is a girl.
[02:03:54] Stellz: A smoking hot girl that loves to humiliate boys

[01:57:40] BettyBoop: I live next door to Pingu. The walls are thin. I heard you all.
[01:57:53] sweetsong: =O
[01:58:46] Pingu: We heard you and Liam too Poob
[01:58:48] sweetsong: o.o
[01:59:05] sweetsong: Is Bella a screamer?
[01:59:22] Stellz: She is.
[01:59:33] Stellz: Well, Liam more than Bella.
[01:59:40] BettyBoop: Oh God.

[sweetsong]

Oh oh oh. Some of these really make me laugh...

[Leopard]

Originally Posted by BettyBoop