Ask me anything ;)

[perkygirlie]

First, you're adorable, pet.
340. Yes, they contain high fructose corn syrup, which is bad for vegetarians and non-vegetarians alike.
341. I am a superhero to you, aka Miss Perky. I have the power to make you do incredibly stupid things
342. Something pink and incredibly frilly.
344. The real question is whether you can solve one, blindfolded, if I insert it rectally.
345. Yes .... <.< >.> What did you do with it?

[Intrigue]

Easy to solve an anally-inserted rubix cube. If you have the right ass muslces...

346. Is the tomato a vegetable or a fruit?
347. Day or Night? Which do you prefer?
347. What incredibly stupid things can Miss Perky make people do?
348. Can I be your toilet for the day?
349. Cake or Biscuit? (difficult question!)

[perkygirlie]

Originally Posted by Intrigue

Easy to solve an anally-inserted rubix cube. If you have the right ass muslces...

346. Is the tomato a vegetable or a fruit?
347. Day or Night? Which do you prefer?
343. What incredibly stupid things can Miss Perky make people do?
348. Can I be your toilet for the day?
349. Cake or Biscuit? (difficult question!)

346. Both.
347. My dungeon is dark either way, and I have subs around the world ... so I don't know if there's a difference.
343 (see what I did there?). Miss Perky can make people eat ice cream, then visit the hospital.
348. Sure!
349. If this is still in reference to 348, it depends on how much fiber I ate for dinner last night.

[Connor.smith]

350. Why doesn't glue stick on the inside of the bottle?

351. Apples or bananas?

352. What's the last thing that you've eaten?

353. What's 2636+6467?

[perkygirlie]

350. Because they designed the glue to only stick to your fingers, duh!

351. Bananas. Potassium ftw.

352. A vanilla yoghurt-oatmeal smoothie.

353. 9103

[Gigantesub]

354: will you please add things for me to do to my calendar? Link is in my sig

[perkygirlie]

Originally Posted by Gigantesub

354: will you please add things for me to do to my calendar? Link is in my sig

354. No. Note this is "ask", not "request".

[Mike2220]

355. if given the choice between owning 1000 dogs or 1 untamed uncaged boa constrictor which would you have

356. would you prefer have something forever stuck in your ass or pussy

357. what is your favorite food that most people don't like

[perkygirlie]

Best. Avatar. Ever.

Originally Posted by Mike2220

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355. The Boa. Ilive in a cage, so if it lives uncaged, I'll be fine.

356. Erm, pussy? It's basically like that now...

357. Mistress' poo.

[NoMercy]

Originally Posted by perkygirlie

356. Erm, pussy? It's basically like that now...

357. Mistress' poo.

358. What's in your pussy? Dildo or some part of the belt?

359. How did you eat it last time? Fresh and plain? Or got some recipe? :P

[perkygirlie]

358. See answer 383, to follow.

359. Fresh and plain.

[perkygirlie]

Throwing these here so I don't lose them.

Originally Posted by dare24

I'll do some would you rathers, which is fun because you're in the minority of people, even here, that will likely not be offended or refuse to answer that get extreme.

360. Rather lose all of the toys you've accumulated and have to start over, or be truly unable to cum for two months?
361. Rather have several obvious nudes and a lengthy vanilla porn video of you leak to all your friends/family (not boss), or the same for your getDare page where they likely look through your blog?
362. Rather be permanently diapered (no control over piss/shit, period) or get a tattoo that can't be covered up or removed of what is clearly a turd, on your left facial cheek, and be bald with no wigs permanently?

Originally Posted by perkygirlie

360. Be truly unable to cum for 2 months. It would take me way longer to rebuild my collection.
361. I'd rather my getDare page, honestly. At least they'd also read the reasons why I think the way I do.
362. Permanently diapered. For medical reasons I've already done that for months at a time.

Originally Posted by dare24

363. What medical reasons, if that isn't too personal, and how were those months?
364. Do you ever worry or feel concerned about the fact that you're willing to die on a whim for another?

365. Be unable to shave your armpits, or unable to shower more than once every four days?

Originally Posted by perkygirlie

363. Neurological incontinence, I'll leave it there for now.

364. Nah, I'm not worried. Plenty of soldiers are willing to die for abstract concepts, whereas I'd only die for my soul mate. I'll take that any day.

365.Wouldn't it be difficult to shave my armpits if I couldn't shower?

Originally Posted by dare24

366. Your current mistress/wife decides to permanently leave you, right this moment, or you share your full name, address, contact information, numbers of family members, etc. (everything but financials) as part of your signature/public blog?

367. If you could bring 3 items and two people to be stranded with you on a desert island (nothing navigational/getting yourself off the island permitted) what would you bring?

Originally Posted by perkygirlie

366. Personal info part, of course. I wouldn't want to be without my Mistress.

367. An RV, a solar panel, and a water desalinator. My Mistress and my youngest sister.

Originally Posted by dare24

368. Favorite day of the week?
369. Most recent porn type you watched?
370. Are you better at being a dom or a sub, on your best days of each?

Originally Posted by perkygirlie

368. Sunday
369. torture
370. sub by far (I'm only a Domme when I'm bored)

Originally Posted by dare24

Two related ones you might've heard before:

371. Eat out your mother without her knowing who it was, or have her do the same to you?

372. Fuck your mother in your mistress' body, or the other way around (mistress in mothers')

373. Always take dares/tasks you weren't comfortable with and afraid of, even for you (nothing truly stupid) or always take ones just a little too tame for you.

Originally Posted by perkygirlie

371. Her to me.
372. Mistress in mother's. Less weird somehow.
373. Ones I'm less comfortable with but within limits.

Originally Posted by dare24

374. Which TV or movie show character best fits your personality?

375. You can only watch one type of porn (specific, no picking extremely broad ones) for the rest of your life. What is it?

376. If you could add a single purchasable sex toy to your collection, what would it be? No, I'm not buying.

377. Get pregnant with a baby you must keep and raise, or get a random, incurable/untreatable but nonlethal STD?

Originally Posted by perkygirlie

374. Probably the guy from Strangeland
375. Extreme torture, preferably with lots of bleeding.
376. I have pretty much every toy I want. A new cattle prod, maybe?
377. Aren't they both the same thing?

Originally Posted by dare24

378. I didn't ask if they were the same for #377, I asked which you'd rather have.

379. The most serious single injury you've suffered from kink play.

380. Rate your own attractiveness in your face, and in the rest of your body, out of ten each. Be honest and objective.

381. Dream vacation spot?

Originally Posted by perkygirlie

378. The random incurable STD, which may or may not breathe and cry on its own. Of course, that would be interesting either way, since I don't/am mostly incapable of having sex.

379. Define injury. I've done some extreme things intentionally that may or may not be considered "injury".

380. 7, 7. But I'm modest based on what others have said.

381. My dungeon in California.

Originally Posted by dare24

382. Ref:379. Separately intentional and unintentional physical, bodily harm in terms of severity and length of the injury.

383. To the extent to which you are comfortable, can you expand on the last part of your answer to 378?

384. Favorite movie or book of all time

Originally Posted by perkygirlie

382. The worst (somewhat) unintentionally are some scars that were left on my back from a flaying my Mistress gave me. By flaying, I mean I designed a toy by taking a standard leather flogger, and knotting xacto blades on the tips of each strand. It's wonderfully stingy and bloody, and has to be used very carefully. we/She got a little carried away, one time, and a few strands of skin tore off my back, so stitches and some scars occurred.

383. Part of the expansion to 378 is part my answer to 382/379. 3 years ago I begged and was granted a birthday wish from my Mistress: infibulation. My outer pussy lips were cut along the edges, then stitched to one another so they healed together except for a straw-sized hole at the very top and another at the very bottom for urination and cleaning. So in essence, I'm anatomically a Barbie doll. Needless to say, I don't/can't have vaginal sex without some additional surgery first. That's by far the most severe and long-lasting injury that I've had intentionally.
Second, except for monthly cleanings, I've been kept in a steel chastity belt for continuously for 6 of the past 7 years.

384. I know it'll sound trite, but my favorite book and movie are both A Clockwork Orange. It's a wonderful story.

Originally Posted by dare24

385. I'm trying to word this carefully as I'm not intending to criticize you or your mistress at all, just hypothetical: What would have to happen for you to lose faith in/stop wanting to be a sub to your mistress? I'm aware of the extent of your relationship, which is why I'm interested in your answer.

386. Do you get any pleasure during the monthly cleanings or is it immediate cleansing and return to application of the belt?

387. What is the direct purpose of the belt currently (obviously it's been on before your infibulation) at the moment, given that, well, as you said vaginal sex isn't exactly something you can sneak off and try.

388. You're explaining your kinks, surgery (Referring to infibulation as such for simplicity, as well as I'm fairly certain it is?), sacrifices you've made, and overall lifestyle you made, to you as a kid, before getting heavy into any of it. How do you explain and justify yourself?

389. What was the one year you weren't in chastity, and what gave you that privilege?

390. How did you go about using it?

Originally Posted by perkygirlie

385. If some sort of time warp happened and we didn't know and trust each other for so long, maybe it would be different. Otherwise, I'll always love Her.
386. Nope, no pleasure, just rinse and re-lock. I'm even cuffed/shackled during the cleanings to avoid any attempts or accidental touches.
387. The purpose is that it's a reminder that i’m owned and don't have free reign over my sexual activities.
388. That's really tough to say. Did I mention I cut out my hymen with a box cutter when I was 8?
389. After graduating high school, my Mistress released me from service since She didn't want to pursue a long-distance relationship.
390. I was very slutty that year, experimented with a bunch of subs and Dom(me)s, and played a bunch on here. Eventually I submitted to Mistress' brother for a while, before She took me back and we found a way to make it work.

Originally Posted by dare24

391. What's the story behind the box cutter, why did you, and how did family handle it?

392. How did you first submit to your mistress?

Originally Posted by perkygirlie

391. I was a bit of a tomboy and loved to play with tools. I found out what losing your virginity was, and I decided I wanted to be the first girl in my class to lose it, but I didn't like boys like that, so looked for a way to make it happen without a boy. First I tried to push the handle of a screwdriver through, but it was too hard to push, so I improvised. I hid it pretty well, and my mom was too busy to really notice.

392. Mistress was my best friend, and we had started experimenting with sex stuff in middle school. I had found out about bdsm from reading some stories online. I told Her about them, and She was into it too. So, we experimented with each other, taking turns as either Domme or sub, but it became clear pretty quickly that She enjoyed dominating me far more than She enjoyed submitting, and vice versa. I was Hers through high school, then there was the ~year break I mentioned, then I was Her brother's (and His fiancée's) for ~6 months, then She took me back, another year passed and She proposed/told me She was going to marry me, and we've been together ever since.

[barefooted83]

Do you like or dislike feet?

What part of them do you like (or dislike) most?

In your likes I read you like to torture and blood play.
Where did you apply needles to and where did someone other apply needles on you?

[perkygirlie]

Originally Posted by barefooted83

393. Do you like or dislike feet?

394. What part of them do you like (or dislike) most?

In your likes I read you like to torture and blood play.
395. Where did you apply needles to and where did someone other apply needles on you?

393. I love every part of the human body, including feet.

394. Toes. They're so cute.

395. Nipples, breasts, vagina, face, under fingernails and toenails, penis, balls, probably a dozen other places that I don't remember right now.

[Gram866]

Hi Perky! I had a lot of fun torturing Emery together with you I stalked through your AMA thread and profile and I must say color me curious. Very interested in your extensive list of toys.

396. Where did you get your armbinder?

397. How would you review/rate it?

398. Where did you get your gags?

399. Is a Sybian worth buying?

400. What food would be best to make a house out of?