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[Hwrd]

Originally Posted by Noone1

Yay first update!!! Thank you!!!

Now just look at how much time left you have for both the things you worked on today! And everything else!!!!

I'm freaking out more right now than I did when the thread was still going.

I hung from my ass for 2 hours and it didn't even put a dent in this lmao

[SageLeech]

Don't you have a solid year of that to look forward to?

[Hwrd]

Originally Posted by SageLeech

Don't you have a solid year of that to look forward to?

I'm going to cry lol

[Fredblogs]

Bondage time and tasty

[Noone1]

Originally Posted by Fredblogs

Bondage time and tasty

This thread is very closed for keywords

[Noone1]

Originally Posted by Hwrd

Final Totals
Task Totals
4,300 hard swats on each cheek with a wooden spoon
1,830 minutes with tight clover clamps on nipples
6,165 hard tugs on clover clamps for 5 seconds each
995 minutes with a pair of worn panties in my mouth
470 minutes with hands, arms, thighs and ankles tightly bound
1,110 swirlies
60 minutes in an atomic wedgie
7,690 minutes in a hanging wedgie
11,100 squeaky clean wedgies
1,690 seconds deeply inhaling into a pair of worn gym socks

Goal Totals
Good Morning: 1,301 (1,300 swats per cheek every morning for 8 months)
Good Night: 214 (40 swirlies every night before bed for 6 months)
Up High: 1,715 (180 minute hanging wedgie every day for 12 months)
Smelling Roses: 5

Done counting! Yay!

Some quick highlights:
Over 11,000 squeaky cleans...
7,690 minutes in a hanging wedgie... that's 128 hours!!
Good morning surpassed the goals I had set, so I adjusted it the same way I did up high...
Up high met another goal... 3 hours in a hanging wedgie every day for 12 months

Holy shit. I did expect this when I made this thread lmao.

I'm going to start on the tasks today at 5:00 pm and will give myself exactly 4 weeks to complete them. That means all tasks will be completed by December 11th at 5:00 pm EST.

I will begin the goal tasks (daily hanging wedgies, spankings, swirlies) on December 5th.

Thank you so much everyone! I will provide periodic reports as I complete these!

EDIT: actually, after thinking about this for a few seconds, I think I might need to give myself a month. Gonna edit that.

Hey! So question...

I was updating my blog post with the final totals, since I just realized I'd only done up to the post before the final one. (It's linked in main post so good to have final totals there). While doing that, I noticed that you put 1,300 swats per cheek for 8 months for the Good Morning goal. Does that mean for that one you are both doing more spanks and adding more time in months that you have to do it? Whereas, with the hanging one, it's just more months?

If that's the case, I do love that the extra votes beyond 1,200 count for something

[Hwrd]

Originally Posted by Noone1

Hey! So question...

I was updating my blog post with the final totals, since I just realized I'd only done up to the post before the final one. (It's linked in main post so good to have final totals there). While doing that, I noticed that you put 1,300 swats per cheek for 8 months for the Good Morning goal. Does that mean for that one you are both doing more spanks and adding more time in months that you have to do it? Whereas, with the hanging one, it's just more months?

If that's the case, I do love that the extra votes beyond 1,200 count for something

That's correct! I considered doing the same thing for the hanging wedgie, but I was worried about the time commitment. Not that I don't want to hang for longer (lol) but who knows what my life will look like in 6 months or a year... anything more than 3 hours could be too hard to juggle.

[yezsir]

Any updates regarding how much you have gotten done so far?

[Hwrd]

**UPDATE**

Task Totals
4,300 hard swats on each cheek with a wooden spoon
120/1,830 minutes with tight clover clamps on nipples
900/6,165 hard tugs on clover clamps for 5 seconds each
120/995 minutes with a pair of worn panties in my mouth
470 minutes with hands, arms, thighs and ankles tightly bound
320/1,110 swirlies
60 minutes in an atomic wedgie
840/7,690 minutes in a hanging wedgie
11,100 squeaky clean wedgies
1,690 seconds deeply inhaling into a pair of worn gym socks

November 15: 60 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 40 swirlies, 100 tugs

November 16: 60 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 40 swirlies, 100 tugs

November 17: 60 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 40 swirlies, 100 tugs

November 18: 60 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 40 swirlies, 100 tugs

November 19: 60 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 40 swirlies, 100 tugs

November 20: 60 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 40 swirlies, 100 tugs

November 21: 240 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 40 swirlies, 100 tugs, 120 minutes with worn panties in my mouth

November 22: 60 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 40 swirlies, 100 tugs

November 23: 60 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 100 tugs


Just sharing some updated totals right now. I'll provide a detailed write up of my thoughts and feelings later today.

In the meantime, ask me anything and I'll happily answer <3

Here's a quick FAQ in the meantime:

Does your ass hurt?
Yes, my ass hurts. My ass hurts all the time. There is a never a moment where my ass doesn't hurt.

Does that turn you on?
Yes. So fucking much.

How do you feel about how much more you have to do?
My palms are sweaty

How do your nipples feel?
Very very tender. Even giving them a little squeeze with my fingers makes me yelp.

Swirlies?
I feel like I spend half of the day with my head in the toilet. It's humiliating. Yes, I'm turned on.

What are you dreading the most?
Hanging wedgies. It's always hanging wedgies lol.

[Noone1]

Thanks for the update! I love knowing where you’re at in your torture! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside especially since I’m suffering from my thread.

Looking forward to the more detailed update!

[somekindofcreature]

Originally Posted by Hwrd

**UPDATE**

Task Totals
4,300 hard swats on each cheek with a wooden spoon
120/1,830 minutes with tight clover clamps on nipples
900/6,165 hard tugs on clover clamps for 5 seconds each
120/995 minutes with a pair of worn panties in my mouth
470 minutes with hands, arms, thighs and ankles tightly bound
320/1,110 swirlies
60 minutes in an atomic wedgie
840/7,690 minutes in a hanging wedgie
11,100 squeaky clean wedgies
1,690 seconds deeply inhaling into a pair of worn gym socks

November 15: 60 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 40 swirlies, 100 tugs

November 16: 60 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 40 swirlies, 100 tugs

November 17: 60 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 40 swirlies, 100 tugs

November 18: 60 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 40 swirlies, 100 tugs

November 19: 60 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 40 swirlies, 100 tugs

November 20: 60 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 40 swirlies, 100 tugs

November 21: 240 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 40 swirlies, 100 tugs, 120 minutes with worn panties in my mouth

November 22: 60 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 40 swirlies, 100 tugs

November 23: 60 minutes in a hanging wedgie, 100 tugs


Just sharing some updated totals right now. I'll provide a detailed write up of my thoughts and feelings later today.

In the meantime, ask me anything and I'll happily answer <3

Here's a quick FAQ in the meantime:

Does your ass hurt?
Yes, my ass hurts. My ass hurts all the time. There is a never a moment where my ass doesn't hurt.

Does that turn you on?
Yes. So fucking much.

How do you feel about how much more you have to do?
My palms are sweaty

How do your nipples feel?
Very very tender. Even giving them a little squeeze with my fingers makes me yelp.

Swirlies?
I feel like I spend half of the day with my head in the toilet. It's humiliating. Yes, I'm turned on.

What are you dreading the most?
Hanging wedgies. It's always hanging wedgies lol.

This is so cute. I hope you post an update soon ;)

[Hwrd]

Hi everyone!

I know this update is long overdue. But you know, have to build up the anticipation. Work the crowd. Something like that. Anyway...

So, after a bit of a delay (I got sick), I did end up completing all of the regular tasks, though it was past the deadline of December 11th. This resulted in 2 categories (rosy cheeks and sniff sniff) having their remaining totals doubled. Rosy cheeks was mostly complete at that point, so I didn't get too many extra spanks, but I hadn't even started sniff sniff yet, so that one had its entire total doubled. I'm very familiar the smell of those socks now, if anyone is wondering. Like, burned into my memory for the rest of my life kind of familiar. Really can't emphasize enough how well acquainted I am with the smell of those socks.

I started my daily tasks (1,300 swats per cheek with a wooden spoon every morning, 40 swirlies every night, and 3 hours in a hanging wedgie every day) on December 15th. I completed these daily until December 22nd, when I had to pause for the holidays.

Around this time, I started to reconsider how much time I could commit to these tasks given personal and work obligations. Not to mention I had very little time for any other task assignments I received. I really did enjoy performing these tasks, but I started to worry that I wouldn't have much (or any) time left over for other long or challenging dares.

I expressed these concerns to Somekindofcreature who was generous enough to offer a harsh punishment. As a consequence for not being able to commit to these tasks, she has instructed me to complete an 8 hour hanging wedgie. While I am hanging, I will drink 24 oz of water in the first hour, and 64 oz of water over the course of the following 7. I will not be allowed to get down to pee, so a bucket will be placed under where I am hanging. She was kind enough to allow me to take some snacks with me, and asked if I wanted something tasty or gross. I said that I would prefer something gross (glutton for punishment... lol) so I will be snacking on a stick of butter while I hang. *gag*

Somekindofcreature has also instructed me to draw a cat nose and cat whiskers on my face before I hang. So humiliating, but honestly really cute too.

The punishment will be completed on Monday, January 1st.

I apologize for having to tap out on this... I really did enjoy it, but I also want to complete other fun tasks for you guys too, and that just wasn't going to be possible while staying committed to these tasks. Thank you so much to Somekindofcreature for being so incredibly devious and thinking up with a wonderfully cruel punishment! If I start gushing now, I won't stop, so I'll end this here.

Thank you so much for being patient with me, I know this update took much longer than it should have.

Ok, over and out. *radio beep*

[somekindofcreature]

I'm actually a very nice person. Hwrd is just very very bad.