An ACTUALLY Embarrassing Questionnaire

[Bunnboi]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? no
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? no
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? yes parents several times
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? kind of but mostly a glimps
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? kind of. had a family member catch me using one of my bigger dildos
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? no
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? no
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? same answer as question #5 and a few times just jerking
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? no
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? no
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? no
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? no
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? yes on an apartment complex with some friends
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? no
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? no
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? no
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? yes
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/A
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? My collection of admittedly weird sex toys
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? plenty
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? no
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? yes in school id mostly talked awkwardly to my crush and gave them some unasked gifts
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? plenty
25. Have you ever been in jail? yes for vandalism
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? dont think so
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? yes a few times onto my parents and siblings
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? yes to a work supervisor
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? no
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? no
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? no
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? no
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? no
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? no
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? no
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? no
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? yes
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? yes
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? no

[Fagloser69]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? yes
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? yes
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? yes
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? no
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? yes
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? no
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? no
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? yes
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? yes
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? yes
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? yes
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? no
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? yes
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? no
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? yes
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? yes
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? yes
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? my grandparents yelling
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? yes
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? yes
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? yes
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? no
25. Have you ever been in jail? not arrested but b/c i have depression and had to be taken in to be looked at and questioned.
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? yes
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? yes
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? no
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? yes
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? yes
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? yes
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?no, i did it to him, wayyy too old, left right away, blind date!
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?yes
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?possibly when i was 3-6?
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? no
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? yes
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? yes
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? yes

[japgirl]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Yes, I was in kindergarten. I still remember being in after school care and watching the movie that was on. I didn’t want to miss any of it so I peed on the floor.

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Ha! Yes. I had gone to lunch with a client. Driving back to the office, I really had to pee. There was so much traffic and slowly little bits of pee would trickle out. I got back to work and hopped out of the car. I ran into the office to get the key...meanwhile I had pee trickling down my legs. Luckily I was wearing a dress instead of pants. I finally got to the bathroom...didn’t even bother using an ass gasket...sat down and relief, but I ended up throwing my panties away lol. My dress was a bit damp so I sat on my jacket.

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
More like they barged in when I was in the shower.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Um my mom walks around the house naked lol.

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Sort of not really. They found my sex toys a few years ago, but that’s about it lol.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Nope. I’ve actually never had sex with a Japanese guy so there’s no chance of that.

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
That one time...but I already knew. I only slept with him to get him to leave me alone.

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Hell no!

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Nope

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Nope

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
I had a lot digestive issues when I was with my ex, but on our first date he farted so it’s fine lol.

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Um my family says everyone’s farts smell. Yet half the time they don’t even know so I think it’s lies lol.

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Nope!

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
In elementary school, I fell down the stairs in front of my music teacher. Ended up with an injured tailbone.

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Dead! Yes! I sent it to a friend in college. He couldn’t stop laughing at me. I don’t know what I was saying it was gibberish and something about hot pee. My friends confiscated my phone after that.

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Nope

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Nope.

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Yeah. I was trying to text my sister about paint nite and accidentally sent it to my boss.

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Yeah

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
Yeah, I was wearing white shorts that day too. Didn’t even know I was going to start.

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Big blue dildo lol

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Well I would hope not. But I’ve dated a few pricks. There’s no telling what they did. Although, they might be too scared to mess with me because they know I’d hunt them down and put them through a hell of a legal battle.

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Sort of. Those stupid Nigerian prince scams. I thought a guy was really into me, but he wasn’t even real. I didn’t send any money. I actually found out because I’m so skeptical and tested him. He failed the test so I reported him to cyber crimes.

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Well duh. I literally ran away from him when he introduced himself to me lol.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No. I normally don’t start arguments until I know I’m right and I bring the evidence to prove me right.

25. Have you ever been in jail?
Nope and don’t intend on ever going to jail.

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yeah...my zipper was down on a day that I wasn’t wearing panties...oops lol

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yeah...who in the world doesn’t lock the door of a public bathroom.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No, but I was forced to tell someone I loved them when I didn’t really know them. He was like so hostile so I said it to appease him. Stupid asshole.

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
No

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yeah...found out he was gay.

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Yes! Tuxedo Mask! Lolololol

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Many times

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No, but sometimes I’ve chosen not to kiss on a first date because I didn’t like them lol

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yeah, when they forgot to take the sensors off

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Yeah

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Not really. I mean I try to keep it bare.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Lol I tend to get mosquito bites on my inner thighs and butt so it would probably seem like it lol

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yes. Haha.

[Error404]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Not really, I have dripped in my pants enough to make a spot on my underwear after peeing though.

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Not that I remember.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Nope

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
I left a buttplug on the bathroom counter once. My sister saw it, carried it into the kitchen and announced, "Who's buttplug is this?". My mom was there. I claimed responsibility and it was never talked about again.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Nope

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
My parents almost caught me a few times, but no.

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Nope

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
I'm sure it's happened, but I don't remember a specific time.

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Luckily not

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Yes, by my sister mostly

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
A couple times when I was younger, usually during Nerf wars.

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
I've never actually been drunk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No, I try and avoid talking behind people's back

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Again no

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
I don't believe so

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
A couple times as a kid because I used too much toilet paper.

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/A

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Probably my box of sex toys

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
I've posted some on eBlue and similar. I kinda wish I knew if they still existed.

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Someone on Kik tried to blackmail me with a nude once, not sure if that really counts though.

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
I say a lot of dumb shit so most definitely.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Most likely, but nothing sticks out.

25. Have you ever been in jail?
No

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Zipper down ALL THE TIME. I don't understand it but like a week ago there were 4 days in a row where I don't think I ever zipped up my pants after going to the bathroom.

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yeah, me and my sister shared a bathroom and it's happened both ways.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Never intimately, but I was I love you sarcastically a lot.

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Yes, I don't remember the story unfortunately.

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
I used to read a lot and would crush on like every other female protagonist.

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Not that I remember

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
It wasn't exactly a date but yep, turned out to be for the best though.

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Not anything significant or memorable.

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yeah, it happens at clothes stores sometimes.

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Not anymore

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Yes and it sucked

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Ngl I usually scratch it anyway.

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
We store extra toilet paper in the bathroom, so I've never had to go very far, but yes.

[sexyseniorctzn]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
I think so, back in elementary schoool

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Only at night

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Child walked in on us making love. My ex wife brought the girls in one time when they were little and I was taking a bath.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
My Mom used to go around with her tits exposed, and my Dad thought he was a figure photographer, took lots of nudes of her.

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Told my wife of my kinks. She is not interested.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Never
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No way!
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Caught one of my daughters in bed with her boyfriend.

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Oh, come on! Who hasn't?

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Got sicker than hell on rum one time. We were going to have sex but it never happened.

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
When I vent my colostomy bag, you don't want to be in the same zip code.

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Never

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Nope
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Nope
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Not that I remember
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Nope
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Oh yeah. Left the barn door open in chat many times. Sent wrong entry to wrong contact a few times while role playing.

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Oh hell yes. Hasn't everyone?

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? NA
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
The pictures on my phone and computer

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
I hope not.

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Hell no! I have a very good BS meter

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Many times.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Many times
25. Have you ever been in jail? Nope. Almost. Booked once but released.

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
All the time

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Not that I recall, but I am sure I have

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No, every time I said it, I meant it

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Nopee
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Couple of times

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Maybe Jessica Rabbit
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
Nope
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Hell yeah

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
More often than I care to admit

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Nope. Because i don't

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Almost every time I go out of Walmart the thing goes off. Nobody ever checked

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Oh come on! When are they not noticeable?

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Yes, many times
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
How about on stage, does that count?

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
__________________Lots of times

Male, switch, 70 years old
Likes cbt, role play, spanking, exhibitionism

[SpoiledBratTeen]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Yes

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Yes

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Yes/No (They were naked but I was lucky to not see cause blankets)

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Yes

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Yes - thanks dad it was great seeing you sucking dick in mom's bed smh.

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
No

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
No

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Oh, always

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Does drunk public snaps count?

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No, I say it to their face.

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
I don't think so? Maybe?

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
No

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
Throwback to 6th grade -- thank you sweatshirt

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Uhhh... Fuck can I not answer this one ahaha. I swear it was for a dare once and I just haven't had use for it anymore. I guess if someone asks me in PM I will say but for now, ehhhh. Its a secret.

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
No, if any they are wanted

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Nope but one tried. He stopped when I contacted Catfish and they called him up ahah.

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Yes... I accidentally sent him my SFX makeup test of a cutthroat... He hasn't talked to me since.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No? Don't think so.

25. Have you ever been in jail?
No.

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yeah

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yeah -- hated that guy and he was the dumbass for it even happening

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
No

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Probably tbf if it was a goth girl

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
No

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
No

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Yes

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Yes

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
No

[jaycasanova]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?

Nope.

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?

Nope.

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?

Nope.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?

Nope, and I am glad.

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?

I think my sisters might know about my foot fetish because a friend that i used to be a lot more intimate with is now close with my sister.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?

Hell no.

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?

Nope.

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your
parent(s)/child(ren)?

Nope.

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?

Nope.

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?

Nope. Not that I know of.

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea,
gas, or vomiting?

Nope.

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?

Nope.

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk
of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?

Yeah, and it was annoying because I knew there was money in the account, so I went to a different store and tried it and it worked.

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?

Nope.

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?

Too many times.

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person
you're talking about?

Not that I can remember.

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone
to the person it's about?

Nope.

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended
contact?

Nope.

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?

Yep.

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
n/a
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing
someone would find in your house?

My sex toys

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?

Not really unwanted, and I doubt they're really floating.

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?

Once unfortunately. I don't want to talk about it.

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?

Always and forever.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were
VERY wrong?

Not that i can recall

25. Have you ever been in jail?

Nope.

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around
with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?

This happened to me the other day at work.

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?

Yep.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?

Yep.

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?

Yep, my fourth grade teacher.

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

Yep. Coincidentally, also my fourth grade teacher.

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?

Uh, yeah.

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY
more than you could pay?

Nope.

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?

Nope.

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?

Nope.

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?

Nope.

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?

Nope.

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?

Yeah, I'm 19 so it tends to happen quite a bit.

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?

Nope.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public,
so you couldn't scratch it?

Yep.

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more
toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a
public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?

Dozens of times

[Azwoodguy2004]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Yes
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? yes
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? yes
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Yea
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? no
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? no
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? yes
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? yes
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? no
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Yes
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? no
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? No
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? No
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? no
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? yes
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? no
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Dildos
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? probably
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam. No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? yes
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? yes
25. Have you ever been in jail? no
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? yes
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? no
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? no
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? no
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? no
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? no
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? no
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? no
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? no
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? yes
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? use to, now all shaved off
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? No

[Demon Thief]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No, thank God.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
I came close once, but I did make it to the bathroom in a gas station in time.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Once, by my dad. I fell asleep while nude and left my door wide open by mistake.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Nope (sighs in relief).
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
No.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No.
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No.
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Never.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Yes, the most embarrassing was in a fancy restaurant. Unfortunately I was with a big group of people. I don't think anyone noticed though.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No.
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Not that I remember.
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Never, I usually pay cash.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Yes, but I laughed with them.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Never gotten drunk and texted.
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No, I'm really good about talking about people when they're not around.
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Nope.
18. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No.
19. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Yeah, several times. I always unclog it before I leave the bathroom though.
20. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
Don't experience periods.
21. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
A small stash of female clothes.
22. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Not that I know of.
23. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
I've been lucky so far.
24. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
I think so, can't really remember.
25. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
I've argued with my boss a few times.
26. Have you ever been in jail?
Never.
27. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yes, usually after I'd just left the bathroom.
28. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes, on my mom once. I slammed the door shut before I saw anything though.
29. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No.
30. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Nope.
31. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No.
32. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Never.
33. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
That's never happened to me, thank Gd.
34. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
I spilled a full glass of water once. Luckily the waitress was right there to stop it from becoming a bigger mess.
35. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No.
36. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Nope.
37. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes, but only because I went through self checkout and the DVD that I bought didn't scan properly. I had my receipt in hand still so there was no problem.
38. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Yes, on my forehead, nose, and chin.
39. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
No.
40. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes, I was in the mall at the time. I ducked into the nearest bathroom to scratch it.
41. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Once, had to go out of the bathroom at home and to the linen closet to get another roll. Good thing there was nobody home at the time.

[enf]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Yes, a few times.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? No.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No i havent so far and i hope i never do.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? Yes, my first girlfriend at school, later on we found out we we were cousins.
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Not married but had a boyfriend, i found out after we had sex and i stopped seeing her.
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Yes a few times.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? No.
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Yes many times.
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? No.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Yes to a friend while i was out drinking once.
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? No i try not to talk behind peoples back if i can help it.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No.
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No.
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Yes i have once when i was at my home.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? N/A.
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? ENF porn.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? No.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? Yes i have and after i got scammed i felt sick and embarrassed knowing i let it happen even though it was only a small amount i lost.
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Yes.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Yes plenty of times when i was younger and thought i knew everything (im glad im older and wider now.)
25. Have you ever been in jail? No.
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yes but luckily i had some good friends that told me my zipper was down.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes.
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? No.
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? No.
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? No.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Yes.
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No.
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? No.
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? No.
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Stole a chocolate bar years ago and got caught and let off with a warning by the shop owner.
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? No.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? No.
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Yes and it hurts.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes in had to hold my pants just under my bum and wait until no one was in the toilet block then walk to another cubicle to wipe myself.
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[Puddin'sHarleyQuinn]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Yes actually >.< once in year six (10-11years old) and once in year 9 (13-14yo). the first time was because of a UTI and the second was because I was laughing too much :0 I was super embarrassed both times but I’m not that embarrassed thinking back.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Yes again. I have a weak bladder, okay! It was a while ago, at home. Laughing again.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Uh mh mum has walked in on me getting changed before so yes. I just shouted at her to get out (she has an annoying tendancy to not knock) but it wasn’t too embarrassing. My mum has walked in on me touching myself but i dont do it naked and it was under the sheets.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Well not ‘caught’ per se but seen, yes. She tends to walk around naked upstairs.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Nope
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? Lol no, how would someone do this?
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No but it’s kind of a fantasy.
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Masturbating. Never have sex in the house lol
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Nope
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Lol no
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Never been on a date so no
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Nope
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame” while returning your items because you can't buy them? Not declined but my apple pay didn’t work so i just ran out lol
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No but i have tripped up the stairs
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? I drunk texted the guy i liked and told him i liked him. Then when he said he only likes me sexually i told him to fuck off and pretended i was a lesbian oops
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? No because i dont tend to talk about people
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No, dont do this. I sent a message to my dad instead of my friend, a guy had said to me about hooking up so i was messaging my friend about it. Ended up sending my dad ‘if you wanna fuck, i will’
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? Yes oh my worst thing ever. Im glad it was a censored one but i sent it to my friend instead of a guy oops
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Nope
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? Yes but i wear black pants on my period so its not too bad.
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? My draw full of little space stuff. Or my vibrator
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Almost definitely. I was a very reckless, insexure child and ended up getting groomed. Im sure there are nude photos in some pedo group chat lol
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? Nope
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? All the time.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Im too shy to argue
25. Have you ever been in jail? No but lesbain jail sex is a fantasy
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Nope
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? No but someone walked in on me in a public bathroom yeaaars ago. The door didnt lock but i thought it would be okay because we were in a pretty remtoe place. I was wrong
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Yes but i dont think i meant it
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Try ‘daddy’. Lol
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Yes, countless times. Any older man whos taller and scary will turn me on
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Does lara croft from the games count? If so, yes.
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? Nope, i dont usually eat out
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? No
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? Dont do dates
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?no
36. Have you everset off a store alarm while trying to exit? No
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? On my chin sometimes
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Nope because its usually shaved
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes and it sucks!
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Nope. I barely ever use public bathrooms.

[theswitchyside]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No, never peed my pants in school.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Accidentally? No, never. One purpose... now that is something I've done a few times and enjoyed most of them
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Nahh
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
More like accidentally seen...
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
No..
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No, but I wonder how that might go down...
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No. They've chosen the worst moments to knock on my door, but never been caught or found in an embarrassing situation.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
I haven't caught them; just knew they were doing it when they were doing it.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Flatulence does find a few inappropriate times to make itself known, but never been embarrassed in public because of it...
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No, thankfully!
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Nyet
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
I do not use credit cards
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Yeahh
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Don't get drunk
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No, I don't think so...
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Lol yeah, once. Managed to delete it though.
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Not that I remember
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Eww no/
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Folders on my laptop?
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
I hope not
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No and I'd never want to either.
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Haven't we all?
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Yeah
25. Have you ever been in jail?
Nope
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Zipper down has happened a few times but it isn't embarrassing or humiliating. I mean, so what, I forgot to pull it up
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Not that I can remember
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
???
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Yeap
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
OMG! Yes, totally! For far too long
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Yeah, there's a few of them
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yeah
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
I've never been caught
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yeah, once when they forgot to remove that tag from one of the tshirts I had purchased
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Sometimes on my face.
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Nope.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
No.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Nuh-uh

[tmoney256]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
No
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parents?
I remember getting spanked for running around the neighborhood naked.
My dad also caught me as an adult nude and masturbating in the woods
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
No
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Sort of, I got arrested for lewdness.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes see above
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s) having sex?
Yes unfortunately and they were in their 70’s I heard a thump and though my dad had fallen out of bed, so I went to help.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in public (polite) area?
No
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
No
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Oh yes several times, the best is when you try to flush again and it overflows.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/A
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Many nudes of myself I have sent to men on blackmail dares, and videos of me masturbating.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
No unwanted ones. I like when a master shares my pics with others.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
No
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No
25. Have you ever been in jail?
Yes for Jacking off at midday on a busy street.
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yes most often in my church pants
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes my sister’s friend, we were both teenaged kids I was about 4 years older. I saw her cute budding breasts. They made me show my dick to get even.
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
No
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Not really a crush but I often wish they would use me to explain puberty as a nude model.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
No
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
No
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Not denied but too scared to go for it. I didn’t have my first kiss till I was 24
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
I have been caught and arrested for shoplifting.
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes, same as above but because I had purchased other items they just assumed they missed the tag.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Not anymore.
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
No
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
No, I scratch it anyway.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yes too many times to count.

[baptsub]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Not really ever, just some accidental drops that leaked, nothing that could be really noticed…

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Not accidentally peed, but voluntarily yeas and I did shit myself a few times a little bit accidentally…

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
I have been caught naked a few times by my parents, when door not closed in bathroom after shower or in bedroom when having “fun”…

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Yeah I did but only when they were having a shower, or dressing up.

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Sexuality things yes, but slightly only, few members know my orientation and general aspects of my sexual life but not much and no serious kink outed yet.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No never happened.

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No never happened either. I already knew their relationship…

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Masturbating, yeah, a couple time by parents and siblings, could hide well most of the time however…

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No I never did, but I did hear them having sex once.

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Yes, I have, a few times, when well with some apologies…

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Yes once, some gas consequent to some food my stomach wasn’t used to.

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
No, as far as I know, most of my gas don’t smells too much.

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Kinda, forgot my card password once, had to leave most of the items, because I couldn’t afford all with cash.

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Yes, missed a step or two, or slipped on watery stairs, was with friends or family, only a couple time by strangers, they laugh…

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
No I never did, thought about it when drunk but hopefully didn’t send…

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Yeah, once, nothing too harsh, went smoothly.

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? (I know there is two 16, but still answer both)
No never, could manage contact parallel discussion until now…

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No either, as previous question.

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
No, didn’t have to deal with that yet.

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
Not concerned.

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Diapers probably…

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
There’s a bunch of pics floating around but almost (if not all of them) should be kind of wanted or at least not bothering me too much…

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No, got lucky till now…

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
All the time ^^ I often end up making mistakes, doing dumb things, and making myself ridiculous at one time…

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Yes, a few times, making me felt dumb, but it wasn’t something too big.

25. Have you ever been in jail?
No, and hope I never will…

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yes, sometimes, not something that bugs me much, it happens… Just got to pull the zipper back up or change/repair pants… Just some people that got to see my undies…

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes, a few times, since had to share bathroom with others… just closed door and wait, no big deal.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
I did, I told someone I loved him/her knowing it wasn’t true… by mistake… I try to never doing it again, only saying it when meant…

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Never accidentally (as far as I remember), for some kind of roleplay yes…

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Nope, never had.

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Yes lots… Especially as a teenager, I fantasized about almost every cartoon character I knew (male, female and undetermined)… and had a crush on a few of them…

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No, not yet, way more than expected a few times, but never more than I could afford.

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yes, I did, sometimes, by accident, and even with pretty tasty things

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Yes I have, someone who wanted her first kiss to be special… (I did kiss her after…)

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Cheating yes, a couple time for some minor stuff at school, never been caught stealing/scaming (never did any of those really anyway…)

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
No never.

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
I had some as teenager on face, chest and crotch (even cock). Don’t think I have any noticeable now.

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Yes I have a couple times, that part of the reason I try to shave often.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes, once or two, could only discretely rub it slightly, which was worse…

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yes I did, in public bathroom, luckily empty… Did also while home but wasn’t much…

Hope you liked, if you want to know more or have some more questions, feel free to ask me by PM.

[darethatgirl]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
No
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Yes
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
No
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
No
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
No
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Had card declined but paid cash
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
HELL YES
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
YEP
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
No
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
The browser history!
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
No
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
No
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No
25. Have you ever been in jail?
Almost... twice
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
No
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Yes!
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Yes
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
only when i was younger
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
no
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
no
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yes and after this time i started to check before when its a public toile and i keep more toilet paper close to the toilet when home