Monkey and I were talking, and we're quite underwhelmed by the lack of embarrassing questions that make up most so-called "humiliating" truth threads. Thus, we have come up with a list of questions that we think most people would
really be too embarrassed to answer. Or, at least, they're awkward as hell.
(This questionnaire works best if you answer in detail.
)
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
no, but I was held against the wall while another boy peed on my crotch
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
no not on accident, I was commanded to.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
mother
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
no
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
no
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
no
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
yes
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
yes, and it was in the garage
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
yes, I let out the biggest fart in gym class
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
yes diarrhea
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
of course
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame"
not that I rememberwhile returning your items because you can't buy them?
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
probably
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
no
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
yes
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
not accidentally
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
yes
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
wrong sex
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
panties, a strap on dick gag, strap on butt plug
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
yes
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
no
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
yes, to many times
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
yes
25. Have you ever been in jail?
yes
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
yes for both
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
yes and have had walk in on me twice
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
no
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
yes
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
yes
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
no
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
yes
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
probably
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
no or not that I remark er
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
yes but it was cashiers fault
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
no
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
yes, I was trying on a pair of tight none stretch jeans.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
yes
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
12-31-2017, 05:05 AM
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