05-06-2018, 09:55 PM | #1 |
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The dirtiest delivery man dd ever
THE DIRTIEST DELIVERY MAN DICE DARE EVER
What to wear 1 underwear (dirtiest kind possible) 2 Nothing 3 Towel ( enough to cover ur cock) 4 socks and a belt 5 tee shirt ( as short as possible) 6 Sweatpants ( no underwear ) When to answer 1 wait at the door and open before he answers 2 after the first ring 3 after he rings for a second time 4 yell out the window in the front of the house that the door is open 5 wait until they call ur cell 6 wait until he almost leaves What to say 1 apologize for the way u answered the door and say that u have a few friends over who u cant disappoint 2 talk very quietly and invite him in 3 talk loudly and invite him in 4 make talk about how u have to shit and piss ( invite him in while u go upstairs to piss) 5 same as 1 6 same as 4 Object in ass 1 fruit or veggie (enough for ur ass to overflow but u can hold it for 30 seconds) 2 butt plug 3 large dildo 4 baseball bat or something long hard and stays straight 5 same as 1 6 fingers or fist Boner or no 1 5 yes 6 no Take whatever is left off 1 6 yes take it off once he hands u the bill ( very early on) What to do with the object 1 2 blow it out of ur ass so it lands on the ground, then pick it up and put it back in ur ass and apologize profusely 3 - 4 push it out of ur ass then leave it on ur ground, ask the man if he threw something or dropped it 5 push object out of ur ass and ask if he can pick it up while ur busy making random moments 6 push it out and act like nothing happened What to ask 1 see if he needs to piss or shit, if so then get him a cup and bowl 2 ask if he can shit on the pizza for whatever size tip he wants ( under ur limit ) 3 5 tell him u forgot to order something and see how much a cup of piss costs 6 spit on the pizza and beg him to do the same Payment 1 3 ask if he can come in while u go upstairs to get ur wallet cause u dont wanna let the cool air escape 4 pay in all coins and keep dropping them 5 pay with debt but get the wrong card 2 times 6 pay while squatting naked ( if possible shit and piss right on the spot ) Bathroom 1 must go to the bathroom and make loud noises 2 answer the door while pissing ur self in whatever u have on 3 same as 2 but with shit 4 take a shit standing up shortly after object falls out let it hit the door and insist that he threw something 5 piss and shit in a bowl before hand and leave it in full view of the man drink and eat some of it as casually as possible 6 go to the bathroom and shit and piss as soon as u answer the door then go wipe ur As with ur hands and go back with shitty hands Scenery 1 leave the biggest dildo u have ( thats not going into ass if the dare makes u ) on the side table or on the ground 2 - leave condom wrappers outside the door 3 bring all ur toys down and have them on display a few feet away from the opening 4 leave veggies ( cucumber, egg plant, etc on the ground in the front hallway 5 leave used condoms, as many as possible throughout the front door 6 jock straps , dildos and condoms should be in a basket ( like a fruit basket) Lastly 1 write on body ( dirty things ) 2 wait in full view while he drives up to the driveway ( in a window) 3 pretend u got out of shower 4 have a collar around neck 5 underwear on head 6 shave pubes fully and leave the excess hair on the ground below where ur stabding Time limit 1 10 mins and have a timer 2 3 have a 15 min convo in the process of paying 4 6 20 mins Make sure to videotape and send it to me ALWAYS INVITE THEM OVER AFTER THE SHIFT |
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dice dare, dirty dare, humilating, semi-pubic |
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