Bunny's D&D Inspired ADD Thread

[Pariahterror]

Name: Clubber MCPuppy
Class: Barbarian
HP (Hitpoints): 30
AC (Armor class): 12

Not yet MCPuppy says. I just got to take this chance.

As the Evil bunny wizard bends over from the amount of hits on the balls I go for the ass with my weapon while slinging it 270 degrees before hitting the bunny's asss.

SPANKS BUNNY'S ASS (with a paddle please)

[CSasha]

Cassy watches at her empty wrist, for whatever reason. "Shouldn't there be more people at this party? I mean at least two or three co... I mean adventurers are missing. Don't you think?"

[Kiny sarah]

Lying in wait a shot pierces through the sky
Hit to the nuts rolled a 3+2+1=6
“Yay I got him good”

[Fieldofbunnys]

Bunny doesn't hear Sarah slutshot's taunts because he is too busy monologuing.

Bunny manages to step out of the way before Clubber MCPuppy can wedgie him.

Kisune (Kickass) Karnon hits with an 18 and kicks Bunny right in his balls. He deals 3 ball busts. He surely would of been squealing in pain right now if he wasn't busy monologuing.

Same goes for the rest of the ball kicks and spanks which totals to 28 ball busts and 35 spanks.

Bunny finishes monologuing and gets up, "...and that is how you shall all perish (:
Now, where was Bunny? Oh, that's right- hold on a second AAHGH!" All of the pain suddenly hits him and he screeches!
He raises his arms into the air in anger, and a cloud of purple green smoke forms around his hands. Lightning fires out of his hands, hitting Sarah slutshot, Clubber MCPuppy, and Kisune (Kickass) Karnon all for 5 damage!

"Annoying adventurers! How dare you hurt Bunny's balls as he was speaking! You shall feel his pain!"

NINJA BUNNIES: 4 ninja bunnies zoom out from their hiding spots and punch everyone except Bunny in their crotch for either 5 damage, or 5 actual ballbusts.
They never miss >:3


You are all awesome roleplayers ^^

The DM says, "For your next keyword, it automatically crits, because you are all so awesome :3"

[CSasha]

Cassy takes 5 damage. "Stupid ninjas."
"Oh great Malia, give me the strength to do the good in your name."
The cleric tries a self-su... heals herself first, so she doesn't mistreat any of her comrades. Getting sued raises insurance fees.
And then she runs over bypassing the barbarian for a quick heal. No time to restore his panties. A pity for the bikini.

HEAL WOUNDS: Cassy Swordswallow (herself) and Clubby McPuppy


Name: Cassy Swordswallow
Class: Cleric
HP (Hitpoints): 30
AC (Armor class): 20

[Kisune Karnon]

Spoiler:

Name: Kisune (Kickass) Karnon (Is literally an RP name I use)
Class: Fighter
HP (Hitpoints): 20 [30 MAX]
AC (Armor class): 12

Suddenly, the bunny stops talking and raises his arms up after the damage was inflicted. Kisune takes a step back and watches to see what the bunny performs. As the purple-green smoke emerges from his paws and lightning shoots out towards it, Kisune gets hit nearly instantly. His clothes get a bit charred, burned and singed from where the lightning hit. Kisune's hair stands on end, although as his hair was short its now in a somewhat spiked fashion. As the static fades from the strike, the bunny yells out in anger.

A smirk comes across Kisune's face as he know he got some good damage in. He turned to look at how the others fared, when 4 ninja bunnies appeared from out of nowhere. As they pounched around dodging his slashes at them, they hit him in the crotch. There was a moment of pain and anguish, but it did not deter him from his goal.

"You must think you're a clever rabbit, but these trix are for us! Now feel the wrath of my blades!" Kisune yelled out as he went back in for more attacks. He continued swinging at the bunny, aiming to cleave off the feet he proclaimed he would remove earlier.

Kisune Karnon uses BONUS ATTACK: For your next two posts, you may use two keywords instead of one. This does not stack.

[Pariahterror]

Name: Clubber MCPuppy
Class: Barbarian
HP (Hitpoints): 25
AC (Armor class): 12

After the hit from the wizard and the bunnies appearing out of strange spots, MCPuppy enters a RAGE and tries to get rid of one of the bunnies that hit his balls and made him recoil. (those busts did hurt)

"This one's trouble"

[CSasha]

Cassy wastes no time to help her comrades. Quickly she rushes to Kisune. No time to let him blast off at her. There's still an bunny he may aim his frustration at. That leaves her time to stick with the area where Sarah has been slit open.

HEAL WOUNDS: Kisune (Kickass) Karnon and Sarah Slutshot

[Kiny sarah]

“Thanks for the heal” I say as I get ready for my next attack

I use taunt to get bunny’s attention

I pull down my shorts and panties to my ankles to reveal my bare ass “nice attack bunny but you were still unable to hurt me enough to turn this red. Maybe you should think about this compared to your sill speech”

[Pariahterror]

Name: Clubber MCPuppy
Class: Barbarian
HP (Hitpoints): 30
AC (Armor class): 12

"Take this" and I grab one of the bunnies by it's nipples and throw it to the ground.

PINCHES BUNNY'S NIPPLES (if you have a mental pain link to the bunnies though. if not, you can ignore this)

"You damn wizard hiding minions, and being late as well"

"And thank you for the boost Cassy, really could use that. Those minions use dirty tricks" As I try to squish one of the bunnies.

[Kisune Karnon]

Spoiler:

Name: Kisune (Kickass) Karnon (Is literally an RP name I use)
Class: Fighter
HP (Hitpoints): 30
AC (Armor class): 12

BONUS ATTACK: For your next two posts, you may use two keywords instead of one. This does not stack. (Post 1/2)

While Kisune went for another attack, the Cleric performed some healing magic. This brought him back to full strength, which would allow him to hit just as effectively as it was earlier. The barbarian went all into a rage and started to attack the ninja bunnies. They were simply distractions though and Kisune aimed for the main target.

The other girl in the group wasn't doing much attacking, but she was sure causing a great distraction. In fact it was such a good distraction, that it almost distracted him from doing his job. He would have to do something about that later as well.

"Thanks for the heals lassie! I owe you something good when we finish this bunny off. Whatever you'd like is yours, pending a contract I'll write up," he calls out in a laugh as he swings at the bunny, "Keep up the distractions Sarah. That sweet ass with surely weaken his resolve to fight us."

Kisune Karnon KICKS BUNNY IN THE NUTS and SHOOTS BUNNY'S FEET.

[Kiny sarah]

“Sure thing. I can go even further and make things harder for them “

I used taunt again
I step out of my shorts and panties and fling them at bunny before I give a twirl and bend over to spank my ass.
“What’s wrong to afraid of little ol me. Can’t handle this much”

[CSasha]

"Ehm, Sarah, can you do some ranger stuff. Don't you people lay traps or so? I mean, right in front of your taunt maybe?"

And off she goes, Cassy rushes to the barbarian. It seems, she has forgotten to do her job properly to the end.

HEAL WOUNDS: Clubber McPuppy


Name: Cassy Swordswallow
Class: Cleric
HP (Hitpoints): 30
AC (Armor class): 20

[Kisune Karnon]

Spoiler:

Name: Kisune (Kickass) Karnon (Is literally an RP name I use)
Class: Fighter
HP (Hitpoints): 30
AC (Armor class): 12

BONUS ATTACK: For your next two posts, you may use two keywords instead of one. This does not stack. (Post 2/2)

The cleric was running around behind him, healing everyone. She was quite a busy gal, but she did her job well. It was obvious that he needed to be doing his job as well otherwise the others would probably die. She also brought up an interesting point about the trap, why hadn't the ranger used one yet. It was very odd. He continued his attacks though, ensuring the bunny would not be able to escape and would die at their hands.

Kisune Karnon KICKS BUNNY IN THE NUTS and SHOOTS BUNNY'S FEET.

[Vivlio]

Name Doyle Wiggings
Class Pain Wizard
HP 30
AC 12

Going through the forest I hear sounds of battle. The absolute silence of the woods was replaced by grunts and screams o¿ pain and war. I quickly search ¿or the source o¿ the noises and encounter the door o¿ a dungeon.
"How did I miss it?"

I open the door, preparing mysel¿ ¿or a challenge. What I see inside paralyzes me.

"Sooo, what the hell is happening here and who's the bad guy?"

OFF ROL:

I hope I didn't join too late. I did my best to insert mysel¿ inthis. Also, let's say that Doyle got struck with a jinx and can't say the letter a¿ter "e" (those are the ¿)