Store dare (non-sexual)

Twisted Kitten · 09-04-2013, 09:48 PM

Roll two die. the sum of the two die will determine which of the below listed dares you will be required to preform. pretty simple right?

Dare

1. If you got this, you must be magic. I give you props. RE-ROLL!

2.Start playing soccer; see how many people you can get to join in.

3.Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″.

4.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”

5.Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

6.As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

7.Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Take bets on the battle.

8.Hold indoor shopping cart races.

9.Two words: “Marco Polo.”

10.In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockroach I’ve ever seen, I think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat.

11.Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric carts. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you.

12.Ride around on those electric carts and pretend that you’re a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture.

enjoy!!

tarheel boy · 09-05-2013, 06:10 PM

I rolled for two because this is such a fun and rare non sexual dare. I got 2 and 9 and after, my friends and I continued to fool around be playing a couple store-wide games of our adaption of hide'n'seek, the chasing and running to base (checkout line #18), the whole shabam.

master timo · 09-05-2013, 10:14 PM

rolled a 12 will complete it in the morning so that store is full of people

Twisted Kitten · 09-09-2013, 08:27 PM

like let's totally bump this. *bump* * bump *

09-05-2013, 06:10 PM	#2
tarheel boy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 179	Bravo I rolled for two because this is such a fun and rare non sexual dare. I got 2 and 9 and after, my friends and I continued to fool around be playing a couple store-wide games of our adaption of hide'n'seek, the chasing and running to base (checkout line #18), the whole shabam. __________________ 18/m likes:nudity, semi-public, humiliation, mild bondage and crossdressing limits: anal, family, friends, pictures, permanent and more than mild pain you wont see my mienshao until it's too late... DRAIN PUNCH!!!! "...How about her?" "Yeah I'd do her." "What would you do?" "I'd take her out to a nice dinner, I'd walk her home afterwords, and when we get there, I'd shake the fuck out of her father's hand." "...lolwut?"

09-05-2013, 10:14 PM	#3
master timo getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: ny Posts: 481	master timo rolled a 12 will complete it in the morning so that store is full of people

09-09-2013, 08:27 PM	#4
Twisted Kitten Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: In a Semi Truck on the US east coast Posts: 746 Blog Entries: 61	like let's totally bump this. bump * bump * __________________ 28/Trans woman/might be ace now? My BDSM test results unlocked Last orgasm:08/06/23 (from getting face fucked and swallowing) Likes/Limits/Dislikes PM dares Toys kik: obvious_Ocelot

09-04-2013, 09:48 PM	#1
Twisted Kitten Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: In a Semi Truck on the US east coast Posts: 746 Blog Entries: 61	Store dare (non-sexual) Roll two die. the sum of the two die will determine which of the below listed dares you will be required to preform. pretty simple right? Dare 1. If you got this, you must be magic. I give you props. RE-ROLL! 2.Start playing soccer; see how many people you can get to join in. 3.Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″. 4.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.” 5.Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas. 6.As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!” 7.Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Take bets on the battle. 8.Hold indoor shopping cart races. 9.Two words: “Marco Polo.” 10.In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockroach I’ve ever seen, I think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat. 11.Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric carts. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you. 12.Ride around on those electric carts and pretend that you’re a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture. enjoy!! __________________ 28/Trans woman/might be ace now? My BDSM test results unlocked Last orgasm:08/06/23 (from getting face fucked and swallowing) Likes/Limits/Dislikes PM dares Toys kik: obvious_Ocelot