New pig needs slurry

[Loserpig]

I'm new here, but looking for gross slurry recipes. Ingredients and prep methods please. Please no ginger, chillis or scat, but anything else goes as long as its not harmful.
2 ingredients from each Mistress/Master please, and each will be added until there are 10 items, when i will eat it for all 3 meals that day! Then it all starts again!