Scat gourmet

[Toilet4use]

Hard boil eggs and peal them. To the eggs add some cheese spread and margarine and mash everything up. Grab a brown slice of bread and spread some of the egg mixture onto the slice. Add a white slice of bread on top of the egg mixture and spread some poop onto the white slice of bread. Cover the poop with another white slice of bread. Cut the triple layer sandwich into party size pieces and serve.

Wraps ..... fill them with tomatoes, slices of hard boiled eggs, slices of cucumber dollops of mayo and poop balls

Toast a few slices of bread and top them off with ketchup, scrambled eggs and poop

Spread slices of toast with a soft, cream cheese and cut each slice into 4. Place a ball of poop onto each piece

Roll some poop into "sausages" and use them to make poop dogs (hot dog with poop instead of sausages)

Follow this recipe to make French toast http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/french_toast/ and be certain to spread some poop onto the bread before eating it

[Toilet4use]

I love baked pasta and baked rice. These could be prepared in the normal means and the minced meat could be replaced with poop

I also enjoy eating pizza, however someone has already suggested poop as a pizza topping.

I find that mashed potatoes are rather versatile. What I would propose is to boil and mash the potatoes in the normal way, add some cheese to the mixture and if necessary add a little flower so that the potato mash will not be too runny. Form the potatoes into balls and push a finger half way into the ball to create a well. Grab a ball of poop and insert it into the well in the potato ball and close the well with more mashed potatoes. The potato balls are then dipped into raw beaten eggs and covered in bread crumbs. The potato balls are then either baked till golden brown or deep fried.

Another favourite of mine are pies and here again all mince meat in any pie recipe could be replaced with poop

This anonymous user is a veritable wealth of creativity, I will accept private messages anonymously from all users, and continue to post them on this cookbook thread. Happy eating!

[Toilet4use]

Take two slices of wheat bread, slather a generous amount of peanut butter on one, and a generous amount of jelly on the other, squish a ball of poop into a small Patty, big enough to cover the entire sandwich, except the edges. Place it on one slice of bread, flip the other one over, and press it together tightly, allowing the peanut butter and jelly to seal in the delicious shit flavor.

Has anybody tried any of these? You can PM me if you don't want to post on here. Happy eating!

[Sexdemon]

Alright let me think of some more, would be epic to turn these into proper resipies and put them into a eBook of sorts.

1 scat-o, make jelly, but mix in piss instead of water and add an amount of scat, and blend it all together before placing it in nthe fridge and letting it set.

2 Baked sewer. Blend and freeze a block of scat, now follow the instructions to make a baked Alaska, just use the shjit instead of icescream.

3 scat gach, for those lovers of Klingon quesein. You will want to gather up some live worms or maggots, probably from a bait shop. You will then mash up some scat into a paste, then leave the worms in it and let them spread throuout, now serve in a bowl and enjoy, make sure you have a glass of piss wine too

4 scat and chips, take all of your scat and press it into a patty, then fry it a few mins one one side and a few on the other, just how you would cookmyour steak, this is your steak now. Egg and chips to go with.

[Toilet4use]

I love sandwiches, so I found one that specifically requires the use of rye bread

Makes 2

150g strawberries, hulled and sliced
1/2 banana, sliced
1/2 log of poo, sliced
125g thick yogurt
4 slices of rye bread, toasted
Honey, for drizzling

1 Toss the sliced strawberries poo, and banana in a little thick yogurt. Arrange on your toasted slices of rye, then drizzle with honey.

[GreyPanther]

Originally Posted by MisterPotato

Poop on a plate... Then do push ups with your chest over it and when you get too tired you have to let go, fall on it,the eat the rest

Wow amazing idea

[Toilet4use]

Check out these ideas:

1 cheese and pickle sandwich, replace pickle with shit
2 corned beef sandwich, mix shit with corned beef before spreading
3 tunamayo sandwich, replace Mayo with mashed shit

[perkygirlie]

Need I say more?


http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthrea...61#post1090461

[spicygringo]

kik me: spicygringo if you want me to ruin my clothes with shit for you on video c: I would love for you to humiliate and make fun of me after I send it.

[SlavePuppy]

How about thai green curry. But instead of chicken, slices of shit are fried and used as the meat.

[SlavePuppy]

What about a nice british classic?

Get some granary bread and butter it up. Now Put on a layer of lettuce and some English mustard on the other slice of bread. Now spread a thick layer of shit across this slice of bread and put together. There you have it, a corn beef sandwich.

[PrincessRavyn]

It makes an excellent replacement for mince.
Spaghetti pooplognaise
Shitty lasagne
Meaty moussaka

Mix it with baked beans! Tinned tomatoes!

[Toilet4use]

And it's great to hear from you again PrincessRavyn. Your creativity is always appreciated here

[Toilet4use]

500g stewing beef, cubed
vegetable oil
water
2 OXO® stock cubes
gravy granules
7 carrots, chopped
3 onions, chopped
1 leek, chopped
1 turnip, chopped
salt and pepper to taste
shit

Prep: 10 mins | Cook: 3 hours
1.
Brown beef in a pot with some vegetable oil.
2.
Add water, OXO cubes, shit and gravy granules to beef. Vary the amount to achieve desired consistency.
3.
Add vegetables to mix.
4.
Leave on a medium low heat for 3 hours to stew. Add salt and pepper to flavour and serve.

[Poopingsissy]

Poop in your pants all day when ever you need to go and then eat out of the underwear