Traps and Monster grid game

[Sindrato]

Originally Posted by Jcderp

I have been wandering the woods now for 3 days, and have only seen one person, paranoid. I keep wandering until I happen upon a nice little stream, being so tired after three days I undress and enter the water. The water is cold, not uncomfortable, but cold enough to stiffen my nipples and shrink my small cock even smaller. As I relax in the stream and loosen my stiff muscles I hear a twig crack in the distance. I ignore, thinking it would only be a bird. After an hour bathing in the stream, I decided to get out of the water to make camp for the night. I could not find my clothes and panicked, thinking that the monster had come and taken my clothes to get my scent. I immediately run back to the water hoping to mask my scent when I see a crow seemingly laughing at me with my clothes in his mouth. I spent hours trying to get my clothes back until I give up. I see the crow flying high in the air. Tonight I sleep cold and naked hoping the monster doesn't come looking....

While I love the report, please reread the OP's post. I did capture you

[JackTheWriter]

Great reports so far everyone. I bursted out laughing when I saw the LotR reference. And yes, Jcderp is captured, he just didn't RP that part.

[Soulmuncher]

This isnt a rp post but I would like to comment on the monsters dare
I have never put toothpaste on my genitals before because I'm not a masocist
And when I did today I felt nothing so I left the bathroom naked thinking I had the wrong kind of toothpaste or something and then it started burning slightly and I thought that must be it I guess it hurts.
then after about a minute it had escalated to
The point were I was practically crying so good job on helping me discover this

I'm also curious on how this was originally discovered why was some guy rubbing toothpaste on his balls

[JackTheWriter]

Originally Posted by Soulmuncher

I'm also curious on how this was originally discovered why was some guy rubbing toothpaste on his balls

Not really sure how it was actually discovered, but I have a mental image of a woman giving her boyfriend a BJ right after brushing her teeth and not rinsing

[JackTheWriter]

I just realized that I screwed up last night. It was a long day for me and one of the steps I needed to do slipped my mind. I forgot to PM everyone within hearing range of captured adventurers before posting movement rolls. Many of you have already moved so to make up for this I am going to PM those who hear now and you can change your move if you want to. Since there is only 5 hours left to move today I am going to forgo posting the trap report tonight and put that and Monster movement off until tomorrow at 7PM EST. This will also give everyone another day to post captured dare reports(since only one person has done it so far).

I am sorry for the inconvenience and I thank you all for being understanding.

Edit: Just a reminder that Jcderp, cookiekiller and Paranoid have not screamed yet. Captured players do not cry out for help the turn they are caught(too scared with Monster around)

[Paranoid]

After I hi the tree branch, my head was slightly injured and was feeling kinda dizzy. However, I fount a rune. With a headache and the rune I set up camp for the night. Put some wood together and caught a rabbit to cook on the fire. The meal I thought I deserved after such a good day.

However, in the middle of the night, the monster came by... The fire must have drawn his attention.., If I wasn't hurting enough after the waterwheel, a squirrel gave me 30 hard smacks on my ass cheeks. OUCH! It was the pain I was afraid of after the waterwheel.

Just before I got burried in the mud, next to my campfire with only my head sticking out, some toothpaste was applied to my nipples and balls. Now I had pain over my whole body, but also heat over my whole body. My head, nipples and the worst: my balls! OOUUUCCHHH. I hope that scream did draw the attention of some other adventurers to free me from this beast.

[JackTheWriter]

Sorry people but I'm cancelling again toady. I came down with the flu, can barely breathe and can;t think straight.

[Tiff_tiffy]

awww i hope you get better soon no pressure take your time to get rid of that flu i think we can all understand

[Literally]

Originally Posted by Tiff_tiffy

awww i hope you get better soon no pressure take your time to get rid of that flu i think we can all understand

Seconded. Relax, feel better, come back when you're ready.

[purefun420]

Originally Posted by JackTheWriter

Sorry people but I'm cancelling again toady. I came down with the flu, can barely breathe and can;t think straight.

-- Yeah feel better

Am I the only one wondering if my chastity days are counting?

[Ryzer]

Feel better dude