Tales From Wedgieville, The Weekly Series

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This is a new project I have decided to start. Basically, every week, life permitting, I will be posting new stories, all taking place in a town you will soon learn about, Wedgeville, or as some of the locals call it "WEDGIEville". There will be continuing characters, plenty of different story lines, and a whole lot of wedgies. (Not to mention plenty of other embarrassments and such.)
Stories will likely appear a couple times a week, though some will be short one post ones, while other's might take several posts, maybe even past one week, to tell. But, assuming all goes well, there will be at least one new story each week. Better hope YOUR undies survive the ride.

Thanks, and please leave suggestions and/or feedback. It'll help a lot.

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Welcome To Wedgieville

Chapter 1: "Wedgeville, meet John and Jake. John and Jake, meet WEDGIEville."

Part One

"I don't know about this place..." John said as he watched another field of corn fly past his window.
"Don't worry son, I'm sure that once you get to know it, this town will seem a lot more exciting." His dad said from the front seat of the car.
John and his twin brother Jake looked at each other with an expression of understood boredom and sighed in unison. Despite their protests, their family was still moving across the state from Chicago, all the way to a small town in south Illinois called "Wedgeville." A dumb name, even if "Wedge" was the last name of the first mayor, as John had found out doing careful research on the place. He wanted to know what he was dealing with.
So far the place looked beyond boring. There was nothing but farmland around them. As if reading his twin's mind, Jake piped up with the same statement they'd made about a hundred times since they were south of Springfield.
"But Dad! There's not even anything here TO seem exciting! It's all CORN!"
"Now now," Their Mom replied. "There will be more "proper civilization" around once we actually cross into city limits."
As if on cue, they looked out the window and saw a large faded sign that said "Welcome to Wedgeville".
"See, look! What did I tell you?" Their mother said, pointing towards a subdivision coming into view down the road.
Jake sighed and rolled his eyes, returning his focus to his Nintento 3DS he had been playing. John started to look down at his book, when something flashed in the corner of his eye. Looking up, he noticed the sign again as they came close to it. There was a long streak of white paint on the sign, a strait vertical line near the center. He also saw something white hang off the sign... but they drove past before he could make out what it was.

When they arrived at their new house, John and Jake were impressed. It was huge! According to their dad, he'd gotten it quite cheap. John wasn't surprised. When he had researched the town, one website mentioned that multi-bedroom homes tended to be priced much lower in this area than in most. However, it failed to give an explanation as to why this was. Of course, John didn't know why his dad bothered with such a cheaply priced house. The job transfer he'd received that caused this move in the first place offered an enormous raise.
"Now tonight you two will have to share a room, but once we get fully moved in you two will each have your own."
Good. Thought John. He had been tired of sharing a room with his brother. Jake seemed to have insomnia or something, cause he was always awake it seemed.
They headed inside, and began to move in boxes. The house was quite nice. It had a large kitchen, and a very comfortable looking living room. Outside, there was a huge pool, with plenty of space around it, as if the yard was specifically designed for summer parties. In fact, the entire house looked like the kind from TV shows and movies where the kids always throw parties when their parents aren't home.
A good thing to note... John thought as they finished unpacking for the day. He and Jake had discussed the fact that they would need to find a way to make some new friends before they earned any sort of bad reputation at their school. Not that either one had had too bad of an image at their old school, but all it would take is one social blunder and their lives here would be ruined.

It was night now, and Jake and John got ready to go to bed in what would soon be the guest room. Tomorrow was their first day of their Sophomore year of high school, and John wanted to well rested and ready. He quickly put on a blue shirt and matching pajama pants over a pair of blue briefs. After brushing his teeth in the bathroom attached to the bedroom, he crawled into bed and got ready to sleep. Eventually, Jake also got into the other bed, after quickly throwing off his jeans and shirt and jumping onto the bed in his black boxers he'd been wearing all day. John turned out the light, and rolled over to go to sleep.
In the middle of the night, he heard Jake get up, and go to bathroom. He shut the door. John sighed, thinking of how stupid it was of his twin to have not used the toilet before bed. Then he began hearing strange noises he couldn't discern. Assuming it was just Jake staying up, playing his video game in the bathroom, he ignored it, putting in a pair of small earplugs he got a long time ago for when Jake was making too much noise and wouldn't let him sleep.
Maybe if he hadn't put them in, he would have heard the rather loud ripping noise that came about a minute later...

End of C1P1

Part Two of Chapter One coming soon.
PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK, SUGGESTIONS, COMMENTS, ETC. BELOW

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Welcome to Wedgieville

Chapter One: "Wedgeville, meet John and Jake. John and Jake, meet WEDGIEville."

Part Two

The next day, John woke up, turned off his alarm, and went to shower. He noticed a tiny bit of black fabric on the floor. He assumed it was part of an old shirt, or a sock. Just some bit of trash left from the previous owners of the house. He threw it away, and showered in peace. As he showered his thoughts wandered. Eventually they wandered to the same place most teenage boys' minds do every so often. He looked down at himself, thinking about how he really needed to find a girlfriend soon. A couple minutes later, he cast the thoughts of sex and girls from his mind again, and finished showering. He dried off, threw on a pair of fresh tighty-whities, jeans, belt, and a blue polo shirt and went back to the bedroom.
As he walked back in, he found his brother still sleeping in his blue boxers.
"Wake up!" John shouted, throwing a pillow at his brother's head.
Jake groaned as the pillow struck him, and sat up as John left the room for breakfast.
Later, once they were ready for school, they stood outside waiting for the bus to arrive on their street. A couple of kids were already there. Many of them looked really nervous, as if they were dreading starting school again. John thought about seeing if he could start talking to someone to stay entertained. However, most of the other kids were engaged in conversation already. Jake had taken out his 3DS again and was playing his game. One kid, who seemed about John and Jakes age, came over greeted John with a brief handshake.
"Hi!" He said, a friendly smile on his face. "I'm Isaac. You two must be those two kids I saw moving in yesterday. Well, to be truthful, I thought it was one kid. Didn't realize you were twins."
John laughed. "Don't worry, you're not the first to make that mistake. I'm John, and the vegetable here is my brother, Jake."
"Nice to meet you." Isaac said, still smiling brightly.
Jake gave him a small wave without even looking up from his game.
The bus soon arrived, and all of kids climbed in. Jake had his game put away now, and as he climbed onto the bus he noticed a cute girl with an empty seat next to her. He smiled and sat down, starting to flirt. John rolled his eyes at his brother, and sat a couple seats back with Isaac. His brother had always had better luck with girls than him, even if Jake couldn't seem to hold a relationship for very long. John looked out the window lazily as they started to pull away from the stop. Just then, a kid who looked like he was probably in middle school came running around the corner. The kid freaked out as he saw the bus driving away.
"Oh, no!" Isaac said worriedly. "Poor Timmy..."
"Should we ask them to stop the bus?" John asked.
"No. It's too late now." said Isaac sadly.
"Oh, well. The middle school's closer than the High School right? He should still make it on time if he runs."
"He should, but he won't..."
"What do you mean?"
Isaac didn't respond. At a stoplight, Jake and the girl he'd sat with quickly ran back to two empty seats next to Isaac and John. The girl was laughing.
"John, meet Alexis." Jake said.
"Alex." She corrected him. "Never call me Alexis."
"Fine. Alex."
"Hey." John said, nodding.
Alex was wearing a small pair of glasses that sat slightly crooked on her nose, just enough to be noticed. She had her brown hair tied back in a long ponytail, and was wearing a black Pac Man shirt with a long sleeved brown shirt unbuttoned over it. She also wore a pair of cargo shorts and and sandals. She was a bit oddly dressed, but she looked very cute. It was obvious Jake thought so. He kept grinning at her. (Or perhaps at the Pac Man shirt.) The four of them chatted about classes and things for a little bit. It turned out Alexis and Isaac were already good friends, and Alexis and Isaac were both Sophomores like John and Jake. They continued the conversation nonchalantly until they stopped at the middle school. Middle schoolers began walking off the bus. A group of sixth graders walked by, all looking absolutely terrified. One seventh grade girl seemed frustrated with her appearance or uncomfortable, because she kept adjusting her clothes with a worried frown on her face. Finally the last two eight grade boys got off the bus looking more confident than the others, but not happy to be there. John's gaze followed them out the window. As he watched them walk towards the school, something caught his eye. Something was moving in a tree nearby on the school grounds.
"Hey look!" Jake said a little too excitedly. "That kid's getting a wedgie!" He laughed, almost shakily.
Indeed as he squinted, John could see a large pair of bright yellow briefs hanging from a tree branch. Attached to them was a small boy, either in 6th or 7th grade by the looks of it.
"So?" Alexis asked, confused. Isaac said nothing.
"Well, it's funny, isn't it?" Jake asked, wondering if he'd said something wrong.
Alexis paused for a moment before a look of realization crossed her face as she said, "Oh my God, Isaac! You didn't tell them?"
"I've only just met them before we got on the bus. Besides, I thought it'd be better if they figured it out for themselves."
"You know that's not right." she said as the bus pulled away from the middle school.
John watched the boy struggle with his underpants as they drove down the road. Nobody was helping him. Not even a teacher, if they were even around. Isaac continued to remain silent.
"Fine, I'LL tell them" Alexis said, sounding annoyed.
"Tell us what?" John and Jake asked in unison.
"About Wedgieville." she said ominously.
"You mean WEDGEville, right? Not wedgie?" John asked.
"No. Wedgie."

End of C1P2

Chapter One: Part Three should come quite soon. It will likely be the last part of the first chapter. Once Chapter One of this story is finished, I'll probably start having MULTIPLE STORIES AT ONCE so stay tuned. PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK IT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED

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Welcome To Wedgieville

Chapter One: "Wedgeville, meet John and Jake. John and Jake, meet WEDGIEville."

Part Three

As they rode on toward the high school, Alex began to explain the story.
"It all started a long time ago. Probably back about when our grandparents were in school, when the whole idea of a "wedgie" gained significant popularity. The town had been previously named "Williamsburg," as in William Wedge, the first mayor, but that's a very common and famous name for other towns and cities, and the citizens wanted it to be unique, so the local government decided to rename the town on it's hundredth year anniversary. This time they called it Wedgeville instead. But not too long after, a kid named Calvin Hanes started a bit of a bullying... "regime" you could call it.
Hanes made a point of becoming the top bully in the district and ruled the school system through fear. His favorite weapon--"
"Wedgies." John and Jake predicted in unison.
"Yup." said Alex. "He used a lot of different bullying tactics, but wedgies were his favorite. According to legend, no boy made it through the year without getting his undies pulled at least once."
"But didn't he eventually graduate?" Jake asked.
"Yeah, but more students carried on his legacy." Alexis replied. "Bullies practically warred to be the best, and the nerds in particular suffered the worst. Soon though, a girl named Victoria Klein took things up a notch. She became the best girl bully, dividing the nerds by gender amongst herself and the at that time current top bully, Joe Loom. Now even the girls weren't safe."
"Why didn't the adults do anything about it?" John asked, quite confused by the apparent negligence of the teachers and parents.
"Well, they tried." Alexis explained. "But it didn't do any good, and eventually, the people who used to give and get the wedgies first graduated and then they were the adults. So the legacy continued. Now everyone, child, teen, parent, teacher... EVERYONE is part of it in some way or another."
As Alexis finished her story, they arrived at the high school. The students began filing out of the bus. As the twins, Isaac, and Alexis walked off the bus, they noticed a commotion happening at the front gates to the school grounds. The gates seemed to have just been opened, as school would be starting soon, and all of the students who'd arrived were crowded there. A chant was just starting up. It soon became easily discernible as dozens of students began repeatedly saying:
"FIRST OF THE YEAR! FIRST OF THE YEAR! FIRST OF THE YEAR!"
Then a older student, probably a Senior, climbed atop a statue of a knight on a horse that was just past the gate. He scanned the crowd in front of him, and then pointed and said, "Let's have that one there!".
The crowd watched and the chanters cheered as a small blonde haired boy, obviously a freshman, wearing rather large glasses, and a striped polo tucked into a pair of beige jeans with a belt, was pushed and carried forward to the statue. Two boys lifted him up about a foot as he panicked and protested, "No! Please! No! NooOOO!" and the boy on the statue reached into the nerds pants and hoisted out a perfect pair tighty-whities.
The crowd cheered louder as the little nerdy freshman screamed, and was hung by his undies from the statue's sword. His name, "Arnold Sanders" was perfectly visible on the waistband of his underpants. The Senior climbed down from the statue and the crowd flooded into the grounds cheering. John, Jake, Issac, and Alex watched as a few of the people ahead gathered around the statue. One person quickly undid the nerd's belt, and ran off as the nerds pants dropped to his feet, fully revealing a pair of tighty-whities now stained yellow in the front by pee, and pressing hard on his crotch, showing his anatomic short-comings. He grabbed his crotch in pain and embarassment and started to cry as John and his friends walked by.
"Welcome to Wedgieville." Alexis said.

End of Chapter One.

Chapter Two coming soon, also I will be starting to have more than one story up at once. PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK PEOPLE I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU'RE READING THIS.

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This is really good! It's kind of slow, but that's good because it is actually creating the setting instead of jumping into the action too quickly!

[wedgiedares110]

Well remember, "Welcome to Wedgieville" is going to be slow because I'm using it to introduce many different characters and places. But it's not going to be the only story. I'll soon have some that will be much faster paced.

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Coming Soon: "April Fools: Day of Anarchy"

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April Fools: Day of Anarchy
Introduction

Last April Fool's Day...

Every year at Wedgeville High, things always go the same way. A group of students run the school year round, using extortion, bullying, and such means to always get their way. Of course it's the popular kids, the bullies, the jocks, the cheerleaders, etc, plus the couple of normal people and nerd representatives who are lucky enough to have a friend who's popular. However, one day a year, to keep order amongst the school, to prevent any uprising of their classmates, this group gives up control. They turn the entire school, the entire town, into a complete and total free-for-all. It is the Day of Anarchy.
...It is April Fool's Day.

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Welcome to Wedgieville

Chapter Two: "The Ceremony"

Part 2

Alex gulped in fear as she felt a pair of hands quickly reach down the back of her pants and grasp her underwear. However, the panty-grabber did not wedgie her. They just held on tight. She already knew who was behind her by the voice. She turned her head to see the face of Jamie Carter.
Jamie was Alex's personal tormenter last year. She was not one of the school's head bullies, but she was still a well known one. She was a Junior this year, one year older than Alex. Last year, she had, like many bullies, particular ones in their sophomore year, sought out a specific freshman to choose as their favorite target. With in the first few weeks of school, she'd decided to go with Alex, a nice little geek who was relatively easy to handle, but with just enough strength and spirit to make the bullying process quite fun. Alex had been bullied constantly by Jamie throughout all of last year, with Jamie using everything from wet-willies to atomic wedgies to ruin nearly every day of Alex's freshman year.
"Sadly, you and I both know that yours will have to wait, Pole." Jamie said, letting go of Alex's panties and starting to walk away. She faced Alex again though as she left, smiling and saying "Come tomorrow though..." she just grinned evilly.
Alex shuddered as they walked away. She explained the story of her and Jamie to Jack and John. Afterward, the group just chatted for a while in the commons, watching as unfortunate morning wedgie receivers continued to arrive, rookie bullies and belligerents were written up by the watchful "Senior Police" as Isaac called them, and a few unfortunate people, mostly the nerdier looking ones, were wedgied, pantsed, etc, without the SP seeing. Isaac suggested they not tell the SP about the bullies that managed to avoid getting caught, as they didn't want to make any enemies right now. Soon the bell rang and they went off to class...

Sorry this one was so short. I'm trying to focus on getting the stories out rather than making them long at the moment. More to come.

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Just a quick check up again. Do I still have an audience?

[Gay]

I'm loving it. Please post more

[Juicey Jessica]

I am eagerly awaiting the next part of your stories.

[wedgiedares110]

Good to know people are still reading. Anyone have any suggestions for what they may want to see soon? Just to give me a few ideas as to what you guys like best.

[Gay]

I'd like to see one of the people enjoy the wedgies