Smite K/D/A CBT

[Masomister]

If you all don't know what Smite is its a Moba like League of legends.
After each match you are given you total Kills/Deaths/Assists.

I am wanting to spice things up and bust my nuts based on how I do.

You can have me do

-3/+10/-1 punches to my nuts

+1 punch/+5 meat tenderizer / + 3 paddle

or any combo you want or can think of to make it interesting.

I will try every persons idea out on 5 matches and I will eventually pick the one I like the best to keep as practice.

I would like my kills and assists to lower my hits and my deaths to increase preferably but if you want to be a sadist feel free to make them all hurt <3

[Masomister]

Still willing to do this if anyone has any ideas.