Man vs. Machine: A Spanking Add Thread

[Dungeonmaster]

We already knew that. Still waiting for the convincing otherwise.

Delaney doesn't seem to care about losing anyway. Guess she is used to it at this point

[delaneythenerd]

Originally Posted by StealthyKitten

Even Delany secretly thinks Team Man os the correct team! She chose a hand as the emoji for the thread after all!!

In my defense, if a spanking machine emoji existed I would use that all the time.

Originally Posted by StealthyKitten

Spankings done by hand, by man- are clearly the best! They dont cost anything to have happen. And they could happen at any time! Unlike a machine spanking that needs to be set up! A man spanking can happen the moment you think to spank!

My machine doesn't take long to set up, just a simple vice grip to tighten. It doesn't require any more forethought than a self-administered spanking would.

Originally Posted by StealthyKitten

And man done spankings can easily focus on one spot or several different spots without the spankee having to move so that a different part of the ass is spanked!!

While a different (and more expensive) model of spanking machine does have the ability to move around, mine admittedly doesn't. However, isn't the squirm often the best part? The spankee wriggling around under the machine trying to find a fresh patch of skin to abuse and rapidly running out of space as the machine continues its assault, completely uncaring of the spankee's suffering, until its finished the job?

[Kaiyo]

Originally Posted by StealthyKitten

Even Delany secretly thinks Team Man os the correct team! She chose a hand as the emoji for the thread after all!!

Spankings done by hand, by man- are clearly the best! They dont cost anything to have happen. And they could happen at any time! Unlike a machine spanking that needs to be set up! A man spanking can happen the moment you think to spank!
And man done spankings can easily focus on one spot or several different spots without the spankee having to move so that a different part of the ass is spanked!!


Edit so I dont double post:



*blushes* shhhh dont tell them that! My reverse physcology to encourage them to post punishment ideas for us both wont work as well if they think we want it!!

I'll be thinking of some fun stuff during this threads time ^^


And the thing with machine spankings is, they are consistent and easy to do when you are alone, though, I would like to do a scientific test. sooooo can anyone sponsor me one to test? XD

[delaneythenerd]

Originally Posted by Dungeonmaster

Delaney doesn't seem to care about losing anyway. Guess she is used to it at this point

Oh, I'll be winning this thread. After all, anyone on getDare can self-spank — but how many of us own spanking machines? Surely you must be curious....

[StealthyKitten]

Sure the spanking machine is nice but you already admitted that it can only go one speed! 48 bpm isnt very fast!

And then you also have the struggle of trying to get different impliments to fit too! It limits what you can do for a spanking! And you have to make sure its set up where it can be set up meaning a spanking cant happen anywhere in any position!

And you need power!

I could get spanked anywhere! Not just near an outlet!

[Naughtyslave1307]

I will join the kitten and help prove man is better

[StealthyKitten]

Originally Posted by Naughtyslave1307

I will join the kitten and help prove man is better

Yayy!!!! Welcome to the team bunny!

[delaneythenerd]

Originally Posted by StealthyKitten

Sure the spanking machine is nice but you already admitted that it can only go one speed! 48 bpm isnt very fast!

Speed is probably the least important factor in a spanking, it's good for a show but ultimately is going to result in a short-term sting on some barely-pink cheeks and a sore arm with nothing substantial to show for it.

Slow and steady wins the race, Stealthy. Haven't you heard?

Originally Posted by StealthyKitten

And then you also have the struggle of trying to get different impliments to fit too! It limits what you can do for a spanking! And you have to make sure its set up where it can be set up meaning a spanking cant happen anywhere in any position!

And you need power!

I could get spanked anywhere! Not just near an outlet!

My machine can use any of my implements. The only one that might give it trouble are the very heavy wooden paddles, but I would argue that those aren't as effective in a self-spanking anyway, due to their weight.

And of course I rigged up a portable base — despite being able to clamp the machine to most of the furniture I own — and use an extension cord, what do you take me for? Some kind of amateur?

[StealthyKitten]

Originally Posted by delaneythenerd

Speed is probably the least important factor in a spanking, it's good for a show but ultimately is going to result in a short-term sting on some barely-pink cheeks and a sore arm with nothing substantial to show for it.

Slow and steady wins the race, Stealthy. Haven't you heard?



My machine can use any of my implements. The only one that might give it trouble are the very heavy wooden paddles, but I would argue that those aren't as effective in a self-spanking anyway, due to their weight.

And of course I rigged up a portable base — despite being able to clamp the machine to most of the furniture I own — and use an extension cord, what do you take me for? Some kind of amateur?

Nah I think you're a nerd and that most people with a spanking machine wouldnt be enough of a nerd to overcome those challenges!

[Naughtyslave1307]

Glad to join and help out a cute little kitty

[Dungeonmaster]

Originally Posted by delaneythenerd

Oh, I'll be winning this thread. After all, anyone on getDare can self-spank — but how many of us own spanking machines? Surely you must be curious....

And if not?
Will Kitten publicly brand you as a loser?

[delaneythenerd]

Originally Posted by Dungeonmaster

And if not?
Will Kitten publicly brand you as a loser?

Sure, maybe for a second. But it wouldn't be long before she ran off in search of a punishment for herself. Stealthy wants to lose. Joining my team would be doing her a favor.

[Naughtyslave1307]

Us animals have to stick together tho!

[StealthyKitten]

Originally Posted by delaneythenerd

Sure, maybe for a second. But it wouldn't be long before she ran off in search of a punishment for herself. Stealthy wants to lose. Joining my team would be doing her a favor.

Says you!

I don't go looking for punishments! I just like to play around!

I think you want to lose too! You like being a loser nerd! Several of your threads have been focused on you admitting you're a loser nerd!

[Kaiyo]

Originally Posted by Naughtyslave1307

Us animals have to stick together tho!

Stealthy wants to be punished so you should join team machine though