[Non-Fiction] The GetDare Olympics - My Reports

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This thread will contain the reports that I generate for the GetDare Olympics

http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=147110

The first report is for the Texas Dare Em game that has been given out by the leader of the Olympics.

Round 1:
Base Cards: 10,J
Flop: A,4,5

No bad pick for the first hand, have some exercises to do (the 10), 20 star jumps and 20 burpees, these should be done naked. I did these naked in front of a window (to the back, not the street) the start jumps were no problem, but I had to look up what burpees were first, these turned out the be quite hard and being naked by feet slipped a bit so at one point I went face down on the floor!

The Jack meant public humiliation, sing a sondg loudly in the middle of the street, fart in public and then call 'Nurse' and then another four dares for the ace, I did the first two again, do nothing and walk outside naked, though I made sure that no one could see me outside naked, it felt great, I've not been outside naked for such a longtime.

The random was a 5 which meant giving a blow-job to a Banana. Fortunatly I had just been shopping and bought bananas, I selected a nice big one, left the skin on, positioned it on the couch, holding it I got on my knees, ass up in the air and licked it all over, all around the tip, then put my lips around it and started taking it down my throat, the got real deep and nearly gagged, I bobbed up and down for 5minutes and thought that was enough. The end card was a 5 again so I repeated this a second time.

I finished on three of a kind, so I had to remain how I was, naked, for the start of the next round.

Round 2:
Base Cards: 5,5
Flop: 4,5,10

Category 5 is naked, well I was already naked from the last round so not much to be going on with here! That ruled out the 4 and the 5 from the flop because they told me to remove clothes. The 10 meant giving someone a lap dance though, since this was a private affaid I had to give the invisible friend a lap dance instead. I've never done this before and it was quite exciting, though I felt very conscious of myself, I wiggled my hips, touched myself all over slow and seductively and eventually pretended I was hovering my ass, just above my invisible friends crotch and mimed a cowgurl ride! I was so hot and excited afterwards!

The random turned up a 3, drink a small cup of urine, sadly I didn't need to go but drank some water in the hope of completing this later. I was then interrupted and could not continue.

Round 3:
Base Cards: 3,K
Flop: 2,K,A

So for the first Base, that's 20 hand slaps to all, 120 slaps using hand, ruler and hairbrush (40 each) and then 20 hits to ass crack with this side of ruler, my god this hurt. I spread evenly over each cheek but still hurt a lot, especially the ones in the crack, I completed them all though, couldnt sit down to read the next part of the dare though! With the king this was 'down your pants' I could only do the 2, ice, as I had no flour or tuna.

The river was 10-8, easy enough to skip for 5 minutes, the end card was 6-7, which is body art and is in my limits so no. my final best hand was a pair, meaning I spent the next round gagged!

Round 4:
Base Cards: 2,A
Flop: 6,7,Q

First of all, dish scrubber rubbed on boob for 10 seconds each, done, felt very rough. Then the 7 was 10 cloths pegs on each boob until the end of the round. Two had to be on the nipple, being male(ish) I could not get the pegs on the boobs, they wouldn't stay on, so I put four on each nipple instead. A was random, 6-do nothing, 7-tell someone of your fetishes (this is too public for me so I did not do) and Q was clean the bottom of my own feet with my tongue, which I couldn't do as I'm not flexible enough. The river was 7-3, one finger in the ass, no lube for 1 minute, easy! Then 9-4 for the end, wear bottoms of opposite sex, which I did, I slid on a nice short denim skirt. The hand was a pair, so the next round was gagged too.

Round 5:
Base Cards: 4,A
Flop: 5,5,10

4 is genital punishment, 5 is ince in or on genitals, twice as i turned two, I put ice on my sissy clitty and three cubes up my ass, I held it on my clitty for 3mins then continued. A is random, two 5's two consecutive BJs to a banana, did eaxctly the same as before (what a lucky banana) only this time my ass was in the air with the short skirt and must have looked beautiful! Followed by 10, everything out of my ass, so let the melted ice cubes run out in the toilet. River was 2-J, I already had clips on my nipples so tried to make them touch but they came off so just tugged them for two minutes instead. The end was A-3, drink urine which this time I could do as some time had passed and i needed to go again!

Round 6:
Base Cards: J,Q
Flop: 3,A,A

The J with the 3 gave me piss in the garden, which I did, I hadn't gone fully from the cup dare on the previous round so I went outside and finished, then the two A were do 4 dares twice, so 8 dares outside, this was too much outside for me,so I went for a walk outside again and then 7xdo nothing. The Q was porn dares, 3 gives BDSM (YAY!!!) and the two A is males inferior to females (YES YES YES!!!!) because time was getting short I watched trailers, one for sex and submission (BDSM) and two for divine bitches. Got me very hot and horny. River was 4-J, peg on foreskin and ballsack and twist, wasnt sure for how long so held to the end of the round. End cards 10-3, 20 situps which i did, but had to stop holding twist but left pegs on. Final hand 2 pairs, next round will be naked.

Had to stop here for today, more to follow.

[Alexis Rune]

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