The "Fuck a Tree" Game :D

[Samantha88]

Sadly the Dare/Game is written in German. But maybe someone can translate it.
It is made for men, but I had to do it, too. I achieved 11 Points, and I will make more points - to be the best -, if i have to.

Geh in einen Wald, wo dich niemand sieht. Dort suchst du nach einem Ast, der auf Arsch Hoehe ist (Beim stehen oder knien). Er sollte Schwanzdicke haben und am besten abgebrochen. Du nimmst eine Feile oder Sandpapier und Kondome mit. Praeperiere den Ast, so dass er moeglichst gut wie ein Schwanz aussieht und zieh ein kondom drüber.
[Wenn du keinen findest: Klebe einen Dildo an einen Baum, aber -5 Punkte]

Jetzt verwoehne diesen Schwanz! lutsch ihn, reib ihn mit Gleitgel und dann,... lass den Baum dich ficken! Schoen und HART!
Ficke ihn bis du ohne Hände kommst! +10 Punkte
Während du einen Chastitiy Belt trägst +20 Punkte.
Verbundene Augen +1 Punkt.
Musik über Kopfhoehrer +1 Punkt.
Beides +5 Punkte.
Frauenkleider/Makeup +3 Punkte
Du kannst nur mit Händen kommen? +1 Punkt
Du darfst mehrfach kommen um Punkte zu sammeln.
Mach Fotos davon und zeig sie der Gruppe +1 Punkt (für jedes Gute einzigartige Bild (neuer Blickwinkel oder irgendwas geändert)
Mach ein Video davon und zeig sie der Gruppe +10 Punkte
Pro Zuschauer +20 Punkte.
Häng eine Sexschaukel in den Baum und ficke dich schaukelnd +10 Punkte.
Lutsche während der ganzen Zeit einen echten Schwanz +20 Punkte.
Am nächsten Tag nochmal: 50% der Punkte


Actually, first I didn't want to do this dare, but I didn't get it out of my head. So I searched for the right tree, and actually found one. Out of view in the woods, with a branch on the right hight. I prepared it into a cock shape the next day. I put a condom on it and started sucking the trees cock for a while, while I listened to music with earphones.
Then I added lube and fucked the tree with my wet pussy. I felt really naughty and great! We fucked doggystyle and I pressed my breasts against the rough skin, while hugging and grinding my pussy on his cock.
I managed to cum! All of this with earphones.
That is 10 points + 1 point.

[alja]

I tried to translate the dare. I was unable to find a good translation for "Du kannst nur mit Händen kommen? +1 Punkt" since I don't understand what that is supposed to mean.

In a nearby forest search for a tree branch which is at a good height to be fucked by it (kneeling or standing). It should be about cock size and premorse. Bring condoms and either a rasp or sandpaper. Bring the branch to a cock shape as best you can and use a condom on it.
[If you really can't find a good branch, mount a dildo to a tree but at -5 points.]

Now give the branch a good sloppy blowjob, lube it and then... mount it. Fuck it like there's no tomorrow.
Hands free orgasm: +10 points
Wearing a chastity belt: +20 points
Blindfold: +1 point
Headphones with music: +1 point
Both: +5 points
Crossdress/makeup: +3 points
Orgasm but using hands: +1 point
You may orgasm multiple times to accumulate points.
Shoot pictures and post them: +1 point per unique picture (different angle or something other change)
Shoot a video and post it: +10 points
Being seen by strangers: +20 per stranger
Use a sex sling for the fucking: +10 points
Suck a real dick while fucking the tree: +20 points
Repeat at next day: half the amount

[herpderp42]

Originally Posted by alja

I tried to translate the dare. I was unable to find a good translation for "Du kannst nur mit Händen kommen? +1 Punkt" since I don't understand what that is supposed to mean.

In a nearby forest search for a tree branch which is at a good height to be fucked by it (kneeling or standing). It should be about cock size and premorse. Bring condoms and either a rasp or sandpaper. Bring the branch to a cock shape as best you can and use a condom on it.
[If you really can't find a good branch, mount a dildo to a tree but at -5 points.]

Now give the branch a good sloppy blowjob, lube it and then... mount it. Fuck it like there's no tomorrow.
Hands free orgasm: +10 points
Wearing a chastity belt: +20 points
Blindfold: +1 point
Headphones with music: +1 point
Both: +5 points
Crossdress/makeup: +3 points
Hands only: +1 point (???)
You may orgasm multiple times to accumulate points.
Shoot pictures and post them: +1 point per unique picture (different angle or something other change)
Shoot a video and post it: +10 points
Being seen by strangers: +20 per stranger
Use a sex sling for the fucking: +10 points
Suck a real dick while fucking the tree: +20 points
Repeat at next day: half the amount

i understood it that you get only 1 point instead of the 10 if you use your hands to orgasm
Btw: I like your little adjustments like "Fuck like there is no tomorrow"

[alja]

Originally Posted by herpderp42

i understood it that you get only 1 point instead of the 10 if you use your hands to orgasm

Good spot. Your probably right. I have incorporated that into my translation. Thanks.

Originally Posted by herpderp42

Btw: I like your little adjustments like "Fuck like there is no tomorrow"

A couple years ago I learned that one cannot translate without changing either the words or the meaning. So I tried to keep the meaning.

[Samantha88]

Yeah, right. That's what it means. If you can't cum without your hands you only get 1 point.
But nobody want to play?

[Yinto]

Go to a forest where nobody sees you. There you look for a branch, which is on ass height (while standing or kneeling). He should have tail thickness and best be broken off. You take a file or sandpaper and condoms with you. Hold the branch so that it looks as good as a tail and pull a condom over it.
[If you can not find one: stick a dildo to a tree, but -5 points]

Now spoil this cock! Suck it, rub it with lubricant and then, ... let the tree fuck you! Beautiful and HART!
Fuck him until you come without hands! +10 points
While wearing a Chastitiy Belt +20 points.
Connected eyes +1 point.
Music over headphone +1 point.
Both +5 points.
Women's dresses / Makeup +3 points
You can only come with hands? +1 point
You may come several times to collect points.
Take photos of it and show it to the group +1 point (for each good unique image (new view angle or something changed)
Make a video of it and show it to the group +10 points
Per viewer +20 points.
Hang a sex swing in the tree and fuck you rocking +10 points.
Sucking during the whole time a real dick +20 points.
The next day again: 50% of the points

[Benedicct]

This versions sounds more like a 1:1 automatic translation which works to understand.

Let's see if we can get a better translation....


Go into a forest where nobody can see you. Look for a tree branch, which is on height of your ass (standing or kneeling). It should be as thick and long as a real cock (maybee cut of at the end). Take some sandpaper to prepare it to look like a real cock. Pull over a condom. [If you can not find a suitable branche use ducktape and mount a dildo to a tree but this wil cost you -5 points]

Now spoil this cock! Suck it, rub it with lubricant and then, ... let the tree fuck you! Beautiful and HART!

fuck him until you cum without hands! +10 points
while wearing a Chastitiy Belt +20 points.
Blindfold eyes +1 point.
Music over headphone +1 point.
Both +5 points.
in Women's dress / Makeup +3 points
You could only come using your hands? +1 point
You may cum several times to collect points.
Take pictures of your pleasure and show it to the group +1 point (for each clear unique image (new view angle or something changed)
Make a video of it and show it to the group +10 points
every viewer gives you additional +20 points.
Put a loveswing in the tree and fuck yourself swinging +10 points.
Sucking a real dick during the whole time +20 points.
Repeat next day again: 50% of the points

[Samantha88]

great. so has anyone done it so far?

[Magyker]

I'm definitely gonna try to find a fitting tree near where I live, but I'll wait with doing the dare until it's a little warmer again (I mean, come on, 15°C?! It's supposed to be hot at this time of the year! This weather sucks -.-)