✖✖ Funny Chat Quotes ✖ - Page 19

spacegal24 · 03-17-2013, 04:28 PM

[18:25:30] redhead18: my other hand was busy! The asleep hand/arm was my only option!
[18:25:39] redhead18: ...I was not fapping -.-

SlutPuppy · 03-18-2013, 09:18 PM

[21:15:13] Fixation: I just have an issue with cum >.>
[21:16:01] Fixation: Its like mayo which I do not enjoy >.>

J.M.N · 03-21-2013, 06:20 PM

[01:19:51] spacegal24: ‹@J.M.N› you make Liberace look like Arnold Schwarzenegger

TheDon · 04-03-2013, 02:09 AM

[04:20:14] lad1: has anyone here ever had an unwanted object stuck in their anus?? if so how did you get it out please?

I'm surprised this question hasn't be asked around here sooner.

SlutPuppy · 04-07-2013, 03:33 PM

] justabrony: Sometimes I wonder what condiments I would have if I was a hot dog.

MsFrancesca · 04-14-2013, 06:23 AM

[15:46:21] Hallvard: ‹@J.M.N› No, edging is nice - a ruined orgasm is not at all satisfying.
[15:46:59] J.M.N: This sounds like fun o.o I'll have to make someone try it
[15:48:03] sorrowsepia: You're evil Jimmy
[15:48:44] J.M.N: Guess who taught me how to dom?
[15:48:54] sorrowsepia: Francesca?
[15:49:08] J.M.N: ‹@sorrowsepia› Yup
[15:49:24] sorrowsepia: You're definitely very evil then

xD

MsFrancesca · 04-20-2013, 07:43 PM

[05:30:20] MsFrancesca: ‹@declangray› 21 actually(:
[05:30:54] declangray: Well, I was close. Go put your girlfriends underwear back on and fuck yourself

"
[05:31:15] Kitten: Oh my.
[05:31:25] Jameser: oh dear
[05:31:26] MsFrancesca: LOL
[05:32:37] Kitten: It's funny, because he just insulted one of the few genuine females on here.

zmoody1 · 04-20-2013, 07:50 PM

[21:46:43] MasterA18: can i be in the club?
[21:46:50] MasterA18: i wanan be in the club
[21:46:52] MasterA18: i like clubs
[21:47:07] Kitten: Yes! You must solemnly swear to love the James though.
[21:47:17] MasterA18: ‹@Kitten› done
[21:47:33] Kitten: You're in, pal.

[21:47:59] MasterA18: ‹@Kitten› love him all over his face that is!!
[21:48:02] MasterA18: pahahaha
[21:48:16] Kitten: Seems legit.
[21:48:24] MasterA18: ‹@Kitten› defo legit

TheDon · 04-25-2013, 09:16 PM

[00:14:33] spacegal24: oh please i couldn't be ghetto if i treid
[00:14:35] spacegal24: tried
[00:14:48] spacegal24: not even if i had blackface on

J.M.N · 05-02-2013, 12:03 PM

[19:52:57] redhead18: I just saw a horse penis in real life
[19:53:01] redhead18: It was twitching
[19:53:07] redhead18: And I have a serious question
[19:53:15] redhead18: WHERE THE HELL DOES IT HIDE THAT THING?!

[19:57:28] redhead18: I found that while looking for horse pictures
[19:58:04] J.M.N: Stop looking for pictures of horse penis
[19:58:07] nellybell: the oatmeal does a hilarious thing on horses
[19:58:56] gigglebox: red likes horse cock
[19:59:00] redhead18: I wasn't looking for pictures of horse penis. I was looking for pictures of horses so I could see if I could see the penis and had just never noticed
[19:59:06] redhead18: Wait...that sounds bad.
[19:59:27] gigglebox: red realllly likes horse cock
[19:59:45] J.M.N: Oh dear
[20:00:40] redhead18: I WAS EXCITED
[20:01:04] J.M.N: You get excited at the thought of horse cock?

TheDon · 05-07-2013, 09:38 PM

[00:34:13] male slave for sale: anyone wana talk?
[00:34:34] Dunador: Sure, hows it going? Had a good day?
[00:34:38] Dunador: Done anything cool today?
[00:35:29] male slave for sale: I came in my boxers earlier now im wearing them

SlutPuppy · 05-11-2013, 11:06 PM

[22:58:50] frontline: ‹@spacegal24› anything water based I know how to do
[23:00:48] spacegal24: ‹@frontline› surfing?
[23:02:49] frontline: ‹@spacegal24› its my third hobby
[23:03:40] spacegal24: ‹@frontline› what about waterboarding?
[23:03:48] spacegal24: wait no
[23:04:01] spacegal24: isn't that that illegal form of torture?

SlutPuppy · 05-12-2013, 02:33 AM

[02:30:21] MasterOfSubs: il just add this money to your account, transfer... aaaaand its gone, thank you have a nice day
[02:30:43] SlutPuppy: .. Are you high?
[02:30:58] MasterOfSubs: on meth
[02:31:21] SlutPuppy: of course
[02:31:39] MasterOfSubs: its funny cuz im not kidding XD

TheDon · 05-14-2013, 10:58 PM

[01:55:49] SlutPuppy: SLIPPERY NIPPLE

spacegal24 · 05-28-2013, 08:43 PM

[22:42:24] redhead18: I forgot how to spell my middle name for a moment

03-18-2013, 09:18 PM	#272
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	[21:15:13] Fixation: I just have an issue with cum >.> [21:16:01] Fixation: Its like mayo which I do not enjoy >.> __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

03-21-2013, 06:20 PM	#273
J.M.N Getdare's Head Whore Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,401 Blog Entries: 14	[01:19:51] spacegal24: ‹@J.M.N› you make Liberace look like Arnold Schwarzenegger __________________ [20:16:43] Jameser: ‹@J.M.N› don't worry you're definitely one of the lads here [22:05:21] 1Pupil: Best moderator of getDare to me One day when the light is glowing I’ll be in my castle golden But until the gates are open I just wanna feel this moment "Bdsm. That's were u get spanked!" I love weiners and nuts. "JMN is the one that most the tweenagers want to see in a kilt"

04-07-2013, 03:33 PM	#275
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	] justabrony: Sometimes I wonder what condiments I would have if I was a hot dog. __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

04-14-2013, 06:23 AM	#276
MsFrancesca Account Banned Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 71	[15:46:21] Hallvard: ‹@J.M.N› No, edging is nice - a ruined orgasm is not at all satisfying. [15:46:59] J.M.N: This sounds like fun o.o I'll have to make someone try it [15:48:03] sorrowsepia: You're evil Jimmy [15:48:44] J.M.N: Guess who taught me how to dom? [15:48:54] sorrowsepia: Francesca? [15:49:08] J.M.N: ‹@sorrowsepia› Yup [15:49:24] sorrowsepia: You're definitely very evil then xD __________________ My newest ad; > Click <

04-20-2013, 07:50 PM	#278
zmoody1 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: canada Posts: 308	[21:46:43] MasterA18: can i be in the club? [21:46:50] MasterA18: i wanan be in the club [21:46:52] MasterA18: i like clubs [21:47:07] Kitten: Yes! You must solemnly swear to love the James though. [21:47:17] MasterA18: ‹@Kitten› done [21:47:33] Kitten: You're in, pal. [21:47:59] MasterA18: ‹@Kitten› love him all over his face that is!! [21:48:02] MasterA18: pahahaha [21:48:16] Kitten: Seems legit. [21:48:24] MasterA18: ‹@Kitten› defo legit __________________ What do you see when you turn out the lights? I can't tell you but i know it's mine Oh i get by with a little help from my friends mmmmm get high with a little help from my friends mmmmm gonna try with with a little help from my friends little help from my friends - The Beatles

03-17-2013, 04:28 PM	#271
spacegal24 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Texas Posts: 429	[18:25:30] redhead18: my other hand was busy! The asleep hand/arm was my only option! [18:25:39] redhead18: ...I was not fapping -.-

04-03-2013, 02:09 AM	#274
TheDon Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 109	[04:20:14] lad1: has anyone here ever had an unwanted object stuck in their anus?? if so how did you get it out please? I'm surprised this question hasn't be asked around here sooner.

04-20-2013, 07:43 PM	#277
MsFrancesca Account Banned Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 71	[05:30:20] MsFrancesca: ‹@declangray› 21 actually(: [05:30:54] declangray: Well, I was close. Go put your girlfriends underwear back on and fuck yourself " [05:31:15] Kitten: Oh my. [05:31:25] Jameser: oh dear [05:31:26] MsFrancesca: LOL [05:32:37] Kitten: It's funny, because he just insulted one of the few genuine females on here.

04-25-2013, 09:16 PM	#279
TheDon Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 109	[00:14:33] spacegal24: oh please i couldn't be ghetto if i treid [00:14:35] spacegal24: tried [00:14:48] spacegal24: not even if i had blackface on

05-02-2013, 12:03 PM	#280
J.M.N Getdare's Head Whore Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,401 Blog Entries: 14	[19:52:57] redhead18: I just saw a horse penis in real life [19:53:01] redhead18: It was twitching [19:53:07] redhead18: And I have a serious question [19:53:15] redhead18: WHERE THE HELL DOES IT HIDE THAT THING?! [19:57:28] redhead18: I found that while looking for horse pictures [19:58:04] J.M.N: Stop looking for pictures of horse penis [19:58:07] nellybell: the oatmeal does a hilarious thing on horses [19:58:56] gigglebox: red likes horse cock [19:59:00] redhead18: I wasn't looking for pictures of horse penis. I was looking for pictures of horses so I could see if I could see the penis and had just never noticed [19:59:06] redhead18: Wait...that sounds bad. [19:59:27] gigglebox: red realllly likes horse cock [19:59:45] J.M.N: Oh dear [20:00:40] redhead18: I WAS EXCITED [20:01:04] J.M.N: You get excited at the thought of horse cock? __________________ [20:16:43] Jameser: ‹@J.M.N› don't worry you're definitely one of the lads here [22:05:21] 1Pupil: Best moderator of getDare to me One day when the light is glowing I’ll be in my castle golden But until the gates are open I just wanna feel this moment "Bdsm. That's were u get spanked!" I love weiners and nuts. "JMN is the one that most the tweenagers want to see in a kilt"

05-07-2013, 09:38 PM	#281
TheDon Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 109	[00:34:13] male slave for sale: anyone wana talk? [00:34:34] Dunador: Sure, hows it going? Had a good day? [00:34:38] Dunador: Done anything cool today? [00:35:29] male slave for sale: I came in my boxers earlier now im wearing them

05-11-2013, 11:06 PM	#282
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	[22:58:50] frontline: ‹@spacegal24› anything water based I know how to do [23:00:48] spacegal24: ‹@frontline› surfing? [23:02:49] frontline: ‹@spacegal24› its my third hobby [23:03:40] spacegal24: ‹@frontline› what about waterboarding? [23:03:48] spacegal24: wait no [23:04:01] spacegal24: isn't that that illegal form of torture? __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

05-12-2013, 02:33 AM	#283
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	[02:30:21] MasterOfSubs: il just add this money to your account, transfer... aaaaand its gone, thank you have a nice day [02:30:43] SlutPuppy: .. Are you high? [02:30:58] MasterOfSubs: on meth [02:31:21] SlutPuppy: of course [02:31:39] MasterOfSubs: its funny cuz im not kidding XD __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

05-14-2013, 10:58 PM	#284
TheDon Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 109	[01:55:49] SlutPuppy: SLIPPERY NIPPLE

05-28-2013, 08:43 PM	#285
spacegal24 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Texas Posts: 429	[22:42:24] redhead18: I forgot how to spell my middle name for a moment