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Leopard · 09-15-2011, 05:03 AM

[23:02:13] LilAngel: And my bigbig gaping hole
[23:02:14] LilAngel: EWWW
[23:02:20] LilAngel: I DONT HAVE A BIG GAPING HOLE

SlutPuppy · 09-15-2011, 06:19 AM

[06:18:04] Leopard: plut was once murdered at school, and the grim reaper himself had to bring her back to life to trudge on back there
[06:18:10] Leopard: you dont know anything about her past experiences

sweetsong · 09-15-2011, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leopard

I'm sure I could never "pull it off" like you, Dylan.

You also would never spell the word "definitely" so horribly wrong.

Dylan xX · 09-18-2011, 09:21 AM

[11:19:27] J.M.N: ‹@J.M.N› SHOW THE PIC OFF
[11:19:38] C.K.: Some guy stole my top!
[11:19:58] Dylan xX: ‹@Dylan xX› schizophrenia

No idea what that C.K. line was about. o.O

Leopard · 09-18-2011, 09:39 PM

[15:34:40] Maggy: ‹@Leopard› Leo, we nead your devine authority as a moderator.
[15:35:01] nellybell: ‹@Maggy› I think you have it all confused, he is just a lacky
[15:35:08] Stellz: Leo has divine authority?
[15:35:28] Leopard: -slaps nelly- DIVINE AUTHORITY, WOMAN
[15:35:28] Maggy: ‹@Stellz› He's suckled the rod of judgement. Trust me. He's devine.
[15:36:11] Stellz: suckled o.o
[15:36:14] Stellz: -giggles-
[15:36:17] nellybell: ‹@Leopard› *smites* bad. No touching god, it is rude
[15:36:20] Leopard: -chokes-
[15:36:25] Leopard: -on the rod of judgement-

Leopard · 09-22-2011, 06:05 PM

[12:03:49] Dylan xX: ‹@Leopard› Oh yeah. I'm stealing you and Stellz' cowboy idea for my story
[12:04:01] Leopard: Just write inspired by leopard all over it
[12:04:41] Dylan xX: "Then Dylan, inspired by Leopard, hopped on the Leopard-inspired horse with his boyfriend, and was inspired by Leopard to ride it."
[12:04:48] Leopard: Exactly

Dylan xX · 09-22-2011, 08:26 PM

[22:24:16] AlmightyElemental: Did you know I ejaculate so hard that my sperm can impregnate people three states away?

Leopard · 09-23-2011, 05:24 PM

[11:18:56] Leopard: Also, did you know that if you left the owner alone in an apartment with their rabbit, and the owner died, the rabbit would start eating through its former owner's chest for nourishment?
[11:19:49] Leopard: rabbits are vicious :/
[11:20:11] thevoiceinside: Cats will do the same...
[11:20:18] thevoiceinside: and dogs
[11:20:28] thevoiceinside: and well just about any domestic animal
[11:20:32] footballdare: My cat's a bastard
[11:21:03] footballdare: He's already trying to eat me, and I 've got a good 30 years left at least

Leopard · 09-25-2011, 04:52 PM

[10:47:39] footballdare: ‹@Blackjack› Did you realise that Northern Ireland had a beach volleyball team?
[10:47:55] Leopard: ‹@footballdare› does northern ireland have a beach?
[10:48:15] footballdare: ‹@Leopard› no.

Dylan xX · 09-25-2011, 06:27 PM

[20:25:55] Leopard: honestly, i'd probably go gay for dylan before wow

sweetsong · 09-25-2011, 10:50 PM

[01:47:03 AM] Leopard: i am so not giving jesus head :/

Maggy · 09-30-2011, 05:51 AM

[2011-09-28 23:27:45] Stellz: Can you just make an audio blog of you saying 'Oo' words?

Maggy · 10-06-2011, 12:26 PM

[2011-10-05 20:24:35] Blackjack: ‹@Maggy› -tips hat- Maggy
[2011-10-05 20:25:00] Maggy: ‹@Blackjack› -Finger twitches to the colt 45.- Glory...
[2011-10-05 20:25:33] Blackjack: ‹@Maggy› -raises eyebrow and brings hand down to holster- so this is it?
[2011-10-05 20:26:11] Maggy: ‹@Blackjack› Think you're fast enough, kid? -Flexing his fingers.-
[2011-10-05 20:26:52] Blackjack: ‹@Maggy› they don't call me quick draw for nothing -squints-
[2011-10-05 20:27:39] Maggy: ‹@Blackjack› Roun' 'ere they all be callin' me Thunder Maker. -Spits out his tooth pick- Can't imagine why.
[2011-10-05 20:28:10] Asrafel: /sneaks up behind maggy and pulls out a derringer
[2011-10-05 20:28:15] Asrafel: /shoots
[2011-10-05 20:28:17] Asrafel: /SCORES!
[2011-10-05 20:28:27] Blackjack: D: MAGGY!
[2011-10-05 20:28:36] Maggy: Asra D: You double cro- *dies*

Leopard · 10-08-2011, 12:08 AM

[05:50:41 PM] Rogue: ‹@XxxMistress› it's not fun , I have to climb on my kitchen counter to reach the top shelf of the fridge >_>

Stellz · 11-13-2011, 08:43 PM

[22:41:48] Blackjack: I love cheerleading!

09-15-2011, 06:19 AM	#182
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	[06:18:04] Leopard: plut was once murdered at school, and the grim reaper himself had to bring her back to life to trudge on back there [06:18:10] Leopard: you dont know anything about her past experiences __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

09-18-2011, 09:21 AM	#184
Dylan xX Distinguished Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: U.S.A Posts: 934 Blog Entries: 7	[11:19:27] J.M.N: ‹@J.M.N› SHOW THE PIC OFF [11:19:38] C.K.: Some guy stole my top! [11:19:58] Dylan xX: ‹@Dylan xX› schizophrenia No idea what that C.K. line was about. o.O __________________ Gone

09-22-2011, 08:26 PM	#187
Dylan xX Distinguished Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: U.S.A Posts: 934 Blog Entries: 7	[22:24:16] AlmightyElemental: Did you know I ejaculate so hard that my sperm can impregnate people three states away? __________________ Gone

09-25-2011, 06:27 PM	#190
Dylan xX Distinguished Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: U.S.A Posts: 934 Blog Entries: 7	[20:25:55] Leopard: honestly, i'd probably go gay for dylan before wow __________________ Gone

09-25-2011, 10:50 PM	#191
sweetsong getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: ♥ In your dreams ♥ Posts: 1,733 Blog Entries: 98	[01:47:03 AM] Leopard: i am so not giving jesus head :/ __________________ . siggy made by stellz [03:54:06 PM] jamness: ‹@G.J.› She... kisses and stuff... shes weird. [03:54:39 PM] G.J.: ‹@jamness› That seems like normal Sweets to me XD

09-15-2011, 05:03 AM	#181
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[23:02:13] LilAngel: And my bigbig gaping hole [23:02:14] LilAngel: EWWW [23:02:20] LilAngel: I DONT HAVE A BIG GAPING HOLE

09-18-2011, 09:39 PM	#185
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[15:34:40] Maggy: ‹@Leopard› Leo, we nead your devine authority as a moderator. [15:35:01] nellybell: ‹@Maggy› I think you have it all confused, he is just a lacky [15:35:08] Stellz: Leo has divine authority? [15:35:28] Leopard: -slaps nelly- DIVINE AUTHORITY, WOMAN [15:35:28] Maggy: ‹@Stellz› He's suckled the rod of judgement. Trust me. He's devine. [15:36:11] Stellz: suckled o.o [15:36:14] Stellz: -giggles- [15:36:17] nellybell: ‹@Leopard› smites bad. No touching god, it is rude [15:36:20] Leopard: -chokes- [15:36:25] Leopard: -on the rod of judgement-

09-22-2011, 06:05 PM	#186
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[12:03:49] Dylan xX: ‹@Leopard› Oh yeah. I'm stealing you and Stellz' cowboy idea for my story [12:04:01] Leopard: Just write inspired by leopard all over it [12:04:41] Dylan xX: "Then Dylan, inspired by Leopard, hopped on the Leopard-inspired horse with his boyfriend, and was inspired by Leopard to ride it." [12:04:48] Leopard: Exactly

09-23-2011, 05:24 PM	#188
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[11:18:56] Leopard: Also, did you know that if you left the owner alone in an apartment with their rabbit, and the owner died, the rabbit would start eating through its former owner's chest for nourishment? [11:19:49] Leopard: rabbits are vicious :/ [11:20:11] thevoiceinside: Cats will do the same... [11:20:18] thevoiceinside: and dogs [11:20:28] thevoiceinside: and well just about any domestic animal [11:20:32] footballdare: My cat's a bastard [11:21:03] footballdare: He's already trying to eat me, and I 've got a good 30 years left at least

09-25-2011, 04:52 PM	#189
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[10:47:39] footballdare: ‹@Blackjack› Did you realise that Northern Ireland had a beach volleyball team? [10:47:55] Leopard: ‹@footballdare› does northern ireland have a beach? [10:48:15] footballdare: ‹@Leopard› no.

09-30-2011, 05:51 AM	#192
Maggy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Kirkliston Posts: 193 Blog Entries: 19	[2011-09-28 23:27:45] Stellz: Can you just make an audio blog of you saying 'Oo' words? __________________ Maggy SO: Pansexual Likes: Funny, childlike dares. Limits: I guess it depends on my mood. ._. “In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.” Sowisa~

10-06-2011, 12:26 PM	#193
Maggy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Kirkliston Posts: 193 Blog Entries: 19	[2011-10-05 20:24:35] Blackjack: ‹@Maggy› -tips hat- Maggy [2011-10-05 20:25:00] Maggy: ‹@Blackjack› -Finger twitches to the colt 45.- Glory... [2011-10-05 20:25:33] Blackjack: ‹@Maggy› -raises eyebrow and brings hand down to holster- so this is it? [2011-10-05 20:26:11] Maggy: ‹@Blackjack› Think you're fast enough, kid? -Flexing his fingers.- [2011-10-05 20:26:52] Blackjack: ‹@Maggy› they don't call me quick draw for nothing -squints- [2011-10-05 20:27:39] Maggy: ‹@Blackjack› Roun' 'ere they all be callin' me Thunder Maker. -Spits out his tooth pick- Can't imagine why. [2011-10-05 20:28:10] Asrafel: /sneaks up behind maggy and pulls out a derringer [2011-10-05 20:28:15] Asrafel: /shoots [2011-10-05 20:28:17] Asrafel: /SCORES! [2011-10-05 20:28:27] Blackjack: D: MAGGY! [2011-10-05 20:28:36] Maggy: Asra D: You double cro- dies __________________ Maggy SO: Pansexual Likes: Funny, childlike dares. Limits: I guess it depends on my mood. ._. “In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.” Sowisa~

10-08-2011, 12:08 AM	#194
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[05:50:41 PM] Rogue: ‹@XxxMistress› it's not fun , I have to climb on my kitchen counter to reach the top shelf of the fridge >_>

11-13-2011, 08:43 PM	#195
Stellz Distinguished Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: A boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Posts: 606 Blog Entries: 50	[22:41:48] Blackjack: I love cheerleading! __________________ ✪ 29 ✪ She/Her ✪ Married & Monogamous✪ ****************** Owner of my pup and husband Ask me about our adventures <3 ✪