The Game

[MischievousKitten]

That's right, the game. Don't you know about the game? If not, here are the rules:

1. Everyone, everywhere, is playing the game, whether they know it or not.
2. When you think about the game, you lose the game.
3. When you lose the game, you must announce that you have lost the game.

That's it! There's also an unofficial rule that some people follow that says if you lose the game, you can't lose again for another 15 minutes. We'll be playing by that rule.

Onay, so here is where the dare kicks in. First, roll a die. Every time you lose the game, you will do the action of the number you rolled. (If any of the first 4 are something you are unwilling to do, decide on a replacement beforehand.)

1. Pinch and twist your nipples for 10 seconds
2. Pee a little. As little as possible, but something must come out.
3. Give yourself a wedgie. You can pick it out after 5 minutes.
4. Reach inside your underwear and touch your private parts.
5. Tie a string around one of your fingers. This will be used to remind you about the game. Then re-roll
6. For each of the numbers 1-5, flip a coin. You must do all items in which you flipped heads

Then roll to see how long you will be doing this dare.

1. 1 day
2. 3 days
3. 5 days
4. 2 days
5. 7 days
6. 2 weeks + re-roll

Have fun! (By the way, I just lost the game, So did all of you.)