Ask Net Anything (+ Make Her Edge, Put Her In Denial)

[Net]

Originally Posted by Jdelt

What happened at camp?

Nothing, really. Our counselor made us change in one room, that's how 15ish people saw me naked. Nothing like the movies or anything, though. We did find out that four of the counselors were smoking pot during their lunch break, while on campus. So, they got fired. Other wise, pretty normal.

[Net]

Originally Posted by MasterO2

Has anyone ever spanked your bare ass?
Yes
Do or would you like having your bare ass spanked?
Possibly, still getting into everything.
Tool of choice, bare hand, cane, belt, wooden spoon, etc?
Hand, probably.
Have you ever had anyone tie you up or restrain you in any way?
No.
How do you feel about being restrained and forced to orgasm repeatedly?
Agin, could be nice. Never tried anything, but I like the idea.
Does the thought of being stripped, restrained, blindfolded, and left in a place where someone/something might find and use you turn you on?
Yes, depends who though.

Everything's up there, just added my answers to the quote on accident....

[Jaro]

I think you have some catching up to do on your edge counter.

Are you sorry yet that you stated this thread?

[Net]

Originally Posted by Samishere

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

What is the sexiest and least sexy name?

What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement?

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

In 40 years what will people be nostalgic for?

What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?

What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?

What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?

What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?

What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

What is the funniest joke you know by heart?

What are the unwritten rules of where you work?

What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?

What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of?

If you die and find out that everyone gets to choose a twelve-foot by twelve-foot square to stay in alone for eternity without being able to influence or contact the living world, what twelve-foot by twelve-foot square would you choose?

What’s the best type of cheese?

What kind of cult would you like to start?

In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?

First think of a product. Now, what would be the absolute worst brand name for one of those products?

If the all the States in the USA were represented by food, what food would each state be represented by?

What are some of the nicknames you have for customers or coworkers?

What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?

What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?

What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?

If life were a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be?

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

What secret conspiracy would you like to start?

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?

Which body part do you wish you could detach and why?

What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

What’s invisible but you wish people could see?

What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title? What’s the new movie about?

If you were held at gun point and told that if you didn’t impress them with your dance moves you would be killed, what dance moves would you bust out?

Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated?

What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

You’re a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?

What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back?

If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?

What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, theories can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities?

What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?

If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that you’re actually sane and not just pretending to be sane?

What would be the best-worst name for different types of businesses? (dry cleaners, amusement parks, etc.)

If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?

Toilet paper, over or under?

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?

What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”?

What would some fairytales be like if they took place in the present and included modern technology and culture?

Is cereal soup?

If over time you replace parts on a car, at what point does it stop being the same car you bought? How many parts do you need to replace to make it a new car?

If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?

What’s the best inside joke you’ve been a part of?

How many edges did this add?

enjoy all the edges

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
My brother went to school with a girl named Orangejello, pronounced 'Oar-an-gel-oh'
What is the sexiest and least sexy name?
Not sure about sexiest, but I definitely think 'Gilberta' is not sexy...
What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
From my experience, basketball.
What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
Not sure, not a big movie person.
If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
Probably start crying. I mean, things did not go well with my family once I turned 6.
What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
Eating bananas, or competitive swimming (like breaststroke).
What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?
All of these stupid trends. Dabbing, hand spinners, etc.
What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement?
Not a big hat person. Probably something with some art or a sculpture on it, though.
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Cats, I feel like they would give zero fucks about everyone.
In 40 years what will people be nostalgic for?
Considering how fast music is changing, probably music. If I'm nostalgic about 2000's music, imagine in 40 years.
What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
Not sure if I'd get rid of them completely, but I'd get rid of shoes. Or, at least have them be an outdoors-only thing.
What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?
Having parties. If you have em every day, it's boring and not as fun.
What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
My cousin's cat shrine, for her 12 cats.
Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?
My brother reminds of L from the cartoon 'Death Note'
What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
A dog! Or an ant, though that'd be sort of frightening.
What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
A pair of pants that had a huge hole in the crotch and ass area, that I was not aware of.
What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?
All of Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?
Is this some sort of quiz? Probably ripped jeans, but they're more popular than classy.
If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
Stolen someone's money or purse.
What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
About 10,000 people lose their lives to toasters every year.
What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
Knives, cleaning products, and duct tape.
What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
I'm not a jokester... but here I go.... When god tried to sue Satan, satan asked "How are you supposed to sue me? I've got all of the lawyers.."
No? Okay...
What are the unwritten rules of where you work?
Every day is business casual day.
What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?
My company is about to buy another company, and I just realized it means I'll have to work a lot more to install software and get computers set up for our 50 new employees.
What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of?
Business related... my uncle just bought stock in Whole Foods, a day before Amazon bought them up.
If you die and find out that everyone gets to choose a twelve-foot by twelve-foot square to stay in alone for eternity without being able to influence or contact the living world, what twelve-foot by twelve-foot square would you choose?
On Earth? I'd chose one of those tiny homes, with a garden. All I need, just make it tall not wide.
What’s the best type of cheese?
Dont eat cheese, sorry. Mozzarella, i guess?
What kind of cult would you like to start?
I'd make some cult based around a band or show I like,
In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?
A strange and horrifying mix of ideas that used to be innocent.
First think of a product. Now, what would be the absolute worst brand name for one of those products?
Soap called "Soap for sluts." Not gonna get a lot of business, I imagine.
If the all the States in the USA were represented by food, what food would each state be represented by?
I'm not listing all fifty, so here's a few:
Florida: Orange
Michigan: Apple
Georgia: Peach

What are some of the nicknames you have for customers or coworkers?
I don't have any nicknames for my coworkers.
What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?
Considering my last name, Old. Doesn't make sense, but trust me. It would not go well.
What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?
Rap battles or dance-offs.
What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?
I image not that different, except there'd be tons of me.
What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?
"Go Away"
If life were a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be?
I'd like a pause time one, so everything pauses around me, but I can still move. Imagine what you could do!
How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
20 Verh vicious and hungry chickens
What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
Kidney removal surgery.
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
According to the dictionary, yes.
What secret conspiracy would you like to start?
Not sure. Probably spread something like "Walmart logo supposed to be puckered asshole."
What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?
Breathing.
Which body part do you wish you could detach and why?
Boobs, don't need 'em, don't want 'em
What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?
Hump my washing machine and a giant teddy bear.
What’s invisible but you wish people could see?
Thoughts of some people, so we could know the truth.
What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title? What’s the new movie about?
Pilates of the Carribean, a tropical workout video.
If you were held at gun point and told that if you didn’t impress them with your dance moves you would be killed, what dance moves would you bust out?
Dougie
Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated?
Gas station bathrooms are pretty weird...
What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?
Butyric acid
What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?
Dragon
How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?
It can taste good. Not always, but sometimes.
You’re a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?
Raise a child, but the language he hears and sees is sotched every month.
What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back?
Where are you fishing these? Reddit or something? :/ Not sure....
If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
Not peanut butter
What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?
"No way! I saw you die in my dream last night."
What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, theories can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities?
You get headaches because people's stupidity causes physical pain to your brain.
What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?
If I could jump down from your ego to your intelligence, I'd die before I hit the ground.
If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that you’re actually sane and not just pretending to be sane?
Have them do some brain tests or something.
What would be the best-worst name for different types of businesses? (dry cleaners, amusement parks, etc.)
Fishing supplies store - Master Bait & Tackle
If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?
I wouldn't. Don't want to be accused of witchcraft or anything.
Toilet paper, over or under?
Over
What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?
Ryuk from Death Note. He's too much of an ass to actually deal with yourself.
What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”?
What do you do?
"Who do you not"
What would some fairytales be like if they took place in the present and included modern technology and culture?
Less 'true love'...
Is cereal soup?
According to dictionary.com, no.
If over time you replace parts on a car, at what point does it stop being the same car you bought? How many parts do you need to replace to make it a new car?
I believe it'll always be the same car, it'll just perform and look differently.
If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?
How maintain the relationship I don't have....
What’s the best inside joke you’ve been a part of?
When the 'Nastyass honey badger' video came out, I sent it to my group of friends with the caption "this is what hufflepuff pride looks like". So now whenever we stumble across videos or images that would go well with that, we send "this is true ___ pride" or something like that. Some of these people I haven't seen in 5 years, we still connect because of is,
How many edges did this add?
69, including this one...

[Jdelt]

Originally Posted by Net

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
My brother went to school with a girl named Orangejello, pronounced 'Oar-an-gel-oh'
What is the sexiest and least sexy name?
Not sure about sexiest, but I definitely think 'Gilberta' is not sexy...
What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
From my experience, basketball.
What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
Not sure, not a big movie person.
If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would


asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?
How maintain the relationship I don't have....
What’s the best inside joke you’ve been a part of?
When the 'Nastyass honey badger' video came out, I sent it to my group of friends with the caption "this is what hufflepuff pride looks like". So now whenever we stumble across videos or images that would go well with that, we send "this is true ___ pride" or something like that. Some of these people I haven't seen in 5 years, we still connect because of is,
How many edges did this add?
69, including this one...

Wow. This...this is very impressive.

[Net]

Originally Posted by HCWAM

2 inches is the largest haircut you've gotten? That's alot of haircuts to get from waist to mouth length
What was the context of you getting peanut butter in your hair?
How much hair did you get cut with clippers?
How much of your own hair did you cut off?
What are your thoughts on girls that shave their heads?
What are your thoughts on shaving your head?
Is the threat of losing your hair on a dare/bet and the humiliation associated with that a turn on?
Have you shaved your eyebrows off before?
Have you witnessed someone shave off their eyebrows before?
What is the messiest that you’ve gotten?
Have you gotten messy with food before?
Have you gotten messy with mud before?
Have you gotten messy with another girl before?
What’s the messiest that you’ve gotten for a dare?
Is getting messy a turn on?
What is the grossest thing you’ve done for a dare?
What is the grossest thing you’ve done in general?
What’s the worst thing you’ve done to another girl on a dare?
What’s the worst thing you’ve done to another girl in general?
Have you ever peed yourself on a dare?
Have you ever dumped pee on yourself, if so, how?
Have you ever drank pee?
Have you ever done dares involving scat/scat consuming?
Have you done enemas before?
Is doing dares with bodily fluids a turn on?

2 inches is the largest haircut you've gotten? That's alot of haircuts to get from waist to mouth length
It was at my waist when I was around 6, getting it to my mouth didn't take that long, it was like 4 inches.
What was the context of you getting peanut butter in your hair?
My dog was eating some peanut butter and then went to lick my hair.
How much hair did you get cut with clippers?
Thinking of the wrong clipper, oops.
None
How much of your own hair did you cut off?
Just my bangs, and thank god only that.
What are your thoughts on girls that shave their heads?
Its fine with me! I could never pull it off, but it makes some people look really nice.
What are your thoughts on shaving your head?
I'll never be able to make a shaved style look nice...
Is the threat of losing your hair on a dare/bet and the humiliation associated with that a turn on?
No.
Have you shaved your eyebrows off before?
No.
Have you witnessed someone shave off their eyebrows before?
No.
What is the messiest that you’ve gotten?
Completely covered in mud,
Have you gotten messy with food before?
No, not yet,
Have you gotten messy with mud before?
Yes.
Have you gotten messy with another girl before?
No.
What’s the messiest that you’ve gotten for a dare?
I've done no messy dares
Is getting messy a turn on?
No,
What is the grossest thing you’ve done for a dare?
Put the end of a glass coke bottle in my ass.
What is the grossest thing you’ve done in general?
Same as above...
What’s the worst thing you’ve done to another girl on a dare?
Nothing, really. I'm pretty mild.
What’s the worst thing you’ve done to another girl in general?
Nothing, im pretty mild.
Have you ever peed yourself on a dare?
No.
Have you ever dumped pee on yourself, if so, how?
Not yet.
Have you ever drank pee?
Not yet
Have you ever done dares involving scat/scat consuming?
Not yet
Have you done enemas before?
I've tried, but I only have household things.
Is doing dares with bodily fluids a turn on?
Dont think so, haven't done much yet,

[Net]

Originally Posted by Jdelt

Wow. This...this is very impressive.

It took me an hour, or more, to answer and count the questions...

[Switch Lucy]

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?

Would you rather lose all of your money and valuables or all of the pictures you have ever taken?

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?

Would you rather go to jail for 4 years for something you didn’t do or get away with something horrible you did but always live in fear of being caught?

Would you rather live your entire life in a virtual reality where all your wishes are granted or in the real world?

Would you rather be alone for the rest of your life or always be surrounded by annoying people?

Would you rather never use social media sites / apps again or never watch another movie or TV show?

Would you rather have an easy job working for someone else or work for yourself but work incredibly hard?

Would you rather have a horrible short term memory or a horrible long term memory?

Would you rather be completely invisible for one day or be able to fly for one day?

Would you rather be locked in a room that is constantly dark for a week or a room that is constantly bright for a week?

Would you rather have a horrible job, but be able to retire comfortably in 10 years or have your dream job, but have to work until the day you die?

Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?

Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere or be able to read minds?

Would you rather know when you are going to die or how you are going to die? (You can’t change the time or method of your death.)

Would you rather be forced to dance every time you heard music or be forced to sing along to any song you heard?

Would you rather be forced to eat only spicy food or only incredibly bland food?

Would you rather be covered in fur or covered in scales?

[Net]

Originally Posted by Switch Lucy

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?

Would you rather lose all of your money and valuables or all of the pictures you have ever taken?

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?

Would you rather go to jail for 4 years for something you didn’t do or get away with something horrible you did but always live in fear of being caught?

Would you rather live your entire life in a virtual reality where all your wishes are granted or in the real world?

Would you rather be alone for the rest of your life or always be surrounded by annoying people?

Would you rather never use social media sites / apps again or never watch another movie or TV show?

Would you rather have an easy job working for someone else or work for yourself but work incredibly hard?

Would you rather have a horrible short term memory or a horrible long term memory?

Would you rather be completely invisible for one day or be able to fly for one day?

Would you rather be locked in a room that is constantly dark for a week or a room that is constantly bright for a week?

Would you rather have a horrible job, but be able to retire comfortably in 10 years or have your dream job, but have to work until the day you die?

Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?

Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere or be able to read minds?

Would you rather know when you are going to die or how you are going to die? (You can’t change the time or method of your death.)

Would you rather be forced to dance every time you heard music or be forced to sing along to any song you heard?

Would you rather be forced to eat only spicy food or only incredibly bland food?

Would you rather be covered in fur or covered in scales?

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?
20 Minutes Early
Would you rather lose all of your money and valuables or all of the pictures you have ever taken?
All of the pictures I have ever taken, all of the important ones have been taken by others.
Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?
10 minutes into my own future
Would you rather go to jail for 4 years for something you didn’t do or get away with something horrible you did but always live in fear of being caught?
Live worrying about being caught
Would you rather live your entire life in a virtual reality where all your wishes are granted or in the real world?
The real world
Would you rather be alone for the rest of your life or always be surrounded by annoying people?
Alone
Would you rather never use social media sites / apps again or never watch another movie or TV show?
Never watch another movie or TV show
Would you rather have an easy job working for someone else or work for yourself but work incredibly hard?
Work hard for myself
Would you rather have a horrible short term memory or a horrible long term memory?
Horrible short term memory
Would you rather be completely invisible for one day or be able to fly for one day?
Completely invisible for one day
Would you rather be locked in a room that is constantly dark for a week or a room that is constantly bright for a week?
Room that is constantly bright for a week.
Would you rather have a horrible job, but be able to retire comfortably in 10 years or have your dream job, but have to work until the day you die?
Horrible job
Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?
Find my true love.
Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere or be able to read minds?
Teleport anywhere
Would you rather know when you are going to die or how you are going to die? (You can’t change the time or method of your death.)
How I am going to die.
Would you rather be forced to dance every time you heard music or be forced to sing along to any song you heard?
Forced to dance to all music I hear
Would you rather be forced to eat only spicy food or only incredibly bland food?
Bland food.
Would you rather be covered in fur or covered in scales?
Fur

[MasterO2]

That's a pretty sexy avatar, which one is you. lol

[Net]

Originally Posted by MasterO2

That's a pretty sexy avatar, which one is you. lol

... Really now? Nice avatar for you, too. I'm sure you're a very handsome alligator.

[MasterO2]

Originally Posted by Net

... Really now? Nice avatar for you, too. I'm sure you're a very handsome alligator.

Come on over some time so you can see how I bite.

[MasterO2]

How many ice cubes can you fit in your ass and can you leave them there until they all melt completely.

[Net]

Originally Posted by MasterO2

How many ice cubes can you fit in your ass and can you leave them there until they all melt completely.

I'm guessing 3, and yes I could.